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Ganon is in his thrown room, looking over a map of Hyrule, right now he’s in his traditional gerduo clothes, exposing most of muscular body. He has on some jewelry and his long red hair is down. At the moment he’s going over some war plans.
He’s been planning this attack for months and soon it’ll be put in the motion very soon. the princess of Hyrule will have no choice but to surrender to his army.
His town Gerudo is heavily against it, everyone in his council has tried to convince him not to go through with his plan, but Ganon blew off they’re concerns
“First things first we need to get our devine beast ready-“
Suddenly there’s frantic knocks at his door. He growls in annoyance and tries to ignore the knocking, but it keeps going. “What! This better be fucking good!”
Ganon gets up and goes over to the door, he slams it open and the person who is at the door is a male gerudo guard. He looks panic, his armor looks like it’s been almost burned and so does his hair and a there’s some bruises on him.
“Sir, we’re under attack!
“What?”
“Princess Zelda knows about your attack you’re planning, so she’s retaliating.” Ganon looks shocked. How could she know? He made sure that no word of his attack left city walls. There must be someone who betrayed him and told the princess.
Whoever it was, he’ll make sure to have they’re head.
“Did she send an army and if so, are they inside the city walls?”
The guard shakes his head. “No, it looks like she send some type of assassin, they’re only attacking our bases and watch towers outside.”
Ganon looks a little confused by this. The Princess only sent one person? Strange. This person must be the best that zelda has If she didn’t bother to send an army or even just a few more people.
“How much damage is there?”
“A lot, he came gliding from a mountain and shot explosives at us, then once he got to the ground he just started attacking. He threw a boomerang at one of the other guards, his neck is slit open. This is a dangerous assassin and sire with all due respect I think you shouldn’t-“
“I suggest you don’t finish that sentence.” Ganon growls and the guard immediately gets quite.
“I’ll take care of this. It’s one knight, how hard is it for you morons to just get rid of one knight?” Ganon pushes him out the way and heads out the room.
He has such Incompetent soldiers.
Maybe he should have kept the women as the soldiers after all. But doesn’t matter now, he’ll go outside, make quick work of this knight and continue his war plans.
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Soon he’s outside of the town and after walking to the base camp, his jaw nearly drops. Almost everything is destroyed. Some things are on fire and smoking, there are injured soldiers on the ground, groaning in pain.
Whoever the Princess sent must be very skilled. Ganon goes over to an injured soldier. “You. Tell me where is the person that did this.”
“I-I don’t know, he’s so quick and-“
The man is cut of from a different voice.
“Hey! Asshole! I’m right here!”
The soldlier yelps in fear and ganon looks at him with confusion. How bad is this knight that they have one of his solider yelping in fear? Suddenly something pushes against Ganon’s back.
“What the..?” He mumbles and he hears that voice again, only this time it’s closer.
“Hey, down here!”
Ganon looks down and he sees a pretty little blond hylian.
Ganon looks a little confused. This pretty boy is the one who’s been causing all this trouble. “Sire, get back, he is blood thirsty.” His knight warns.
Ganon looks back at the little, pretty hylian.
“This is a joke, right?” He mumbles.
“Are you ganon?” The blonde ask.
Ganon nods his head and the blonde scowls. “Princess Zelda has sent me over here to give you a warning. Try anything to disturb the peace in Hyrule and you will be sorry.” The blonde says with a glare.
Ganon stares at the blonde for a few seconds before laughing. The Princess really thinks she can scare him with this little runt? This tiny thing that is smaller than the normal hylian?
This is hilarious.
Ganon bends down a bit, hands on his knees to get to the little blonde’s level. “Look little fawn, you’re adorable, but why don’t you run back to the Princess and tell her to send over a real threat if she wants to scare me.”
If looks can kill, Ganon would be dust.
“Now run along and if you want, I’ll send you off with some melons.” The blonde growls and throws his leg back. He kicks Ganon in the shin. “Ah! Fuck!”
The blonde is then taking out his bow and arrow. “Surrender, now.”
Ganon just huffs and snatches the arrow, throwing it to the side. “Go home, little one.” He says flatly. With that he starts to make his way back to his city.
“Don’t fucking think this is over! get back here and fight!” Ganon just rolls his eyes. He’s just going to make quick work of this runt, Zelda isn’t going to scare him with this puny voe.
But what Ganon doesn’t know is that puny knight is someone who should not be underestimated.