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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
- If it's not in the evening (when he'll probably fall asleep after sex), then he of course does his pampering routine. He doesn't need an excuse to take care of you already as it is, so after sex he's even more like that sinc ehe gets so energized by it. He'll definitely make sure to brew you some delicious tea to drink as soon as you've finished cuddling.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
- He's fond of his well sculpted chest, he thinks it looks manly and like it would give a feeling of safety and warmth for a woman.
- His favorite body part on a partner is of course a bit different depending on the partner, but he often likes the soft stomach of a woman, as a contrast to his own muscly one.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
- Well uhm, see the letter D...
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
- Right after the incident at Honno-ji where you saved Nobunaga's life, Hideyoshi was extremely furious with Mitsuhide. So on one day the week after that, he was supposed to bring food to Mitsuhide's place. Before he delivered the food though, he went into a room and masturbated, ejaculated onto Mitsuhide's food and was going to deliver it like that. "He can't taste anything anyways, that fucking asshole", he thought to himself. But when he was a bit away from Mitsuhide's place, he came to his senses, became extremely ashamed of himself, threw the food away and asked someone else to bring Mitsuhide his food.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
- Hideyoshi has had a lot of chances to bed attractive women, he hasn't taken all those chances though since he's so gentlemanly. But he has had a lot of sex so he knows what he's doing and what he likes and dislikes.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
- He loves to see your face while fucking, so different versions of the missionary is preferred. He likes to put your feet on his shoulder so he can get deep strokes and hold your hips firmly. Another one he likes is the pretzel dip - you on your side so he can lift one of your legs up, straddle your other leg and hit you deep like from the back, but still look you in the eyes and tell you how sexy and beautiful you are.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
- He's not really goofy or humorous in the moment. Even though he has a big telling dad jokes-aura when he gets kids, he keeps it fairly serious while having sex.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
- He's well groomed. Hideyoshi has good hygiene and that's one of the things that makes him popular with the ladies.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
- This man adores you, and will let you know that when you're having sex. He can be very romantic and will always let you know that he will take care of you, certainly in the futon (and against the tree). He loves having eye contact at all times since it brings an intimacy that makes his whole body hum with delight, both when you're taking it slow and when you ramp it up to max intensity.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
- He doesn't masturbate in any adventuruous ways really, he does it when he's horny, and it mostly happens when you're away buying fabric in another town. He's often at home, pining for you and rubs one out while thinking about you (or about Nobunaga fucking you, see letter K...).
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
- He's had a lot of hot thoughts about being cuckolded by Nobunaga. The combination of his reverence for Nobunaga and his adoration of you just makes something in him flare up when he's thinking of you two having sex. He imagines seeing Nobunaga positively rail you from the back while humiliating him, telling him how much better of a lover he is. To see his lord fuck you while being called a dumb fucking monkey would make his life complete.
- Another thing he enjoys is when you role play a strict doctor/someone checking his health. He really likes it when you chastise him for being too reckless out on the battlefield, looking at him with mean but caring eyes. Especially when he tries being a cute brat who excuses his bad behaviour, and you give him a piece of your mouth, in more senses than one in the end.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
- When he's hot headed and horny, any place will do really. You've fucked against a tree or a rock more times than one while out in the field. But when he's more level headed, then the good old futon at home is his favorite.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
- When you whisper in his ear breathily so a lot of warm air hits his ear, that hits his gas pedal. It doesn't matter that much what it is you're whispering, you could tell him that you picked some flowers yesterday and it would still make him all warm and hot inside. You of course know this, so it's very fun to whisper in his ear while among other people.
- Whenever you surprise him with an arrangement where you'll take care of him, like setting up a very romantic mood at home and brewing his favorite tea just the way you like it, and telling him that you've gotten Nobunaga to give him time off the next day. Then he relaxes in a way that makes him be 100% present in the moment, and his romantic horniness turns on.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
- He wouldn't want to do pain play where you want him to hurt you in some more elaborate way than just pounding you super hard. He wants to take care of you and make sure you're never hurt, so he'd have a hard time with that. He's not like that kitsune Mitsuhide.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
- He loves both giving and receiving head. He wants to give you all the pleasure in the world and feels a certain pride everytime you cum on his mouth. He has a bit of a sloppy and raw style when eating you out and likes to grunt and moan while doing it.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
- Hideyoshi is a sweet, sweet man who loves to remind you to slow down, but in bed? Then he totally loses himself and usually pounds you fast and rough, because like when he's fighting he just can't control himself. Most people get really surprised when they actually learn that's how he is in bed, since he seems so collected, smooth and gentlemanly in day to day life.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
- Hideyoshi loves quickies. Sometimes he gets a bit ashamed when his horniness takes over and he pulls you aside almost instinctively, which you have time and time again said is nothing to be ashamed of.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
- Hideyoshi is mostly a vanilla type of guy, at least when it comes to kink and props. He loves having sex in a lot of different positions though.
S = Sexiness (do people find them sexy or not? and if they do, in what way?)
- He has a TON of admiring women in Azuchi. They haven't quite given up on him since you two got together, but they have the decency to tone down the fangirling a bit at least. They all think he is super handsome, and often gossip about how hot and wonderful he is, and have several theories about how he is in bed. The things most of them find sexy about Hideyoshi is of course his good looks, but also that he has a wonderful balance between being a dream boyfriend to bring home to the family, while having an undertone of wildness - just enough so you can feel it and inspire hot fantasies about how he REALLY is if they'd get him alone in a candlelit room.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
- No not really. He doesn't really feel the need, but if you want to try something he's down to indulge you unless it's something too complicated.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
- He's not one who teases a lot with the intent to egg you on like Mitsuhide, he's a bit more frank when he's horny or has naughty intentions. He's more of a guy who dotes on you, unless he gets drunk, then he teases you A LOT. There's a little sadist in him that comes out if he gets drunk at parties, as he loves to whisper in your ear what he would do to you if the other ones weren't there, just to see you squirm and blush. Until you hit him with the same medicine and he just gives up and takes you to an empty room or garden for a wild quickie (and some fresh hickeys).
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
- Hideyoshi grunts and pants a lot while you're fucking. He has this thing he does often, and it's that he bites his lower lip while grunting and moaning while thrusting into you, like he has to hold himself back from biting you. He also sucks in air through his teeth when he tries to calm down, if he wants to prolong the goodness. He grunts and moans a lot while eating you out, cause you're a delicious dish.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
- If he followed you to the future, he would be really good at flipper. And he would also not be able to hold himself from telling young kids to stop running around in the arcade between his flipper rounds.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
- This man has some big scars on his body, which you kind of figured out before you got naked, since he has a tendency to block big ass swords with his freaking ARM. What other body parts has he used as defence in wild fights? His both arms, back (more than once), knees, and as it turns out - also his fantastic ass. He has a scar running over both of his butt cheeks of said ass.
Y = Yearning (is their gas pedal or break pedal sensitive? or both? (dual control model, not sex drive))
- He can get insanely horny just by something seemingly small that you did (that's why there's often some fucking in the woods or outside), so his gas pedal is sensitive. He has learned how to control that though, as he wants to behave respectably among people. But whenever you're alone and you're also horned up, then he just lets it run full power.
- He doesn't have a particularly sensitive break pedal. It's mostly the usual suspects such as stress and fatigue that makes him turned off.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
- He desperately wants to stay awake longer than you if you have sex in the evening, because he feels that is what a gentleman should do. But he is so tired after sex in the evening (plus all the warlord work he's probably done during the day) that you can see him fight a big fight against sandman with his droopy eyes. So you cuddle him to sleep while encouraging him to let go of his thought up gentleman principle. But if you have sex during the day, then he gets energy from it and stays awake.