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Eyebrows ✨✨
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Peter’s Poochie
Te golpearé la cabeza tan lejos en el suelo que nunca, nunca, NUNCA vuelve a subir. Luego te romperé el cuello hasta que se broches de presión. Te aplastaré el cráneo en polvo y lo esparciré al viento, y quizás baile en la parte superior del cadáver sin cabeza en el medio de la calle. Hijo de puta te buscaré otra persona importante amar te tendré otro niño y robarlos de ti. Luego venderé de manera ilegal todas tus posesiones y destruirá tu hogar con mis garras culo enormes. Espero que te golpee un autobús, cabrón.
Pippi long stockings
Holy shit my phone had an aneurysm, it’s three in the morning like oh my fucking god. What’s so important that child basher had to write a fucking paragraph?
Peter’s Poochie
I am no child basher
Pippi long stockings
quid dicit puer turpior?
Peter’s Poochie
What??? That’s not even Spanish???
Pippi long stockings
Point proven 🫤
Peter’s Poochie
What do you mean point proven, you didn’t prove shit.
AI CHICK(Miguel’s local annoyance)
He proven a point lollllll, you’re just slow as fuck 😗😗😗 . You even learnt this language, Boss.
Eyebrows ✨✨
Fucking imagine not being able to read Latin 😭
Peter’s Poochie
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I am not a child basher.
Ganke
Babes you broke five of Miles ribs, and last time I checked he was 15 soooooo
Maybe you won’t win this one??
Peter’s Poochie
I am on the verge of throwing myself off a cliff
Eyebrows ✨✨
Mamì would just pull her Chancla and beat yo ass at the funeral reception. She literally wouldn’t care about the rotting smell because she knows that you could kill yourself in a cooler way.
Peter’s Poochie
I can’t win 😐
Eyebrows ✨✨
I think that’s the point
Eyebrows ✨✨
Also @Rizz Touch your grammar when you use Spanish needs some work.
Rizz Touch
You know what can I call you Tìo?
Eyebrows ✨✨
Oooooooo I’d be HONOURED, let’s go get empanadas!!! I can teach you everything there is to know about using grammar and the stupid prefixes.
Rizz Touch
Miguel I fire you as Spanish Tutor, Tìo Gabriel is my new tutor.
Peter’s Poochie
qué coño
Pippi long stockings
Hey I want empanadas too, Mamì’s working a double shift and it’s boring as fuck.
Eyebrows ✨✨
Yeah you can come too, unfortunately I can’t take any more kids though because I have $15 dollars left in my account 😭😭
Ganke
We had rich dudes that died in a submarine accident and I hacked their account for research purposes. Surely I could come and eat too.
Rizz Touch
BITCH U GOT AN AP PHYSICS ASSIGNMENT DUE IN 24 MINUTES
Ganke
Oh fuck I only wrote the first sentence.
Rizz Touch
YOU FUCKING DUMB HOEEEE
Ganke
Estoy bien I guess
Rizz Touch
Nahhhh I hope you fail
Ganke
I hope you get an anxiety attack and then realise it’s your spider senses.
Rizz Touch
I hope you’re in the room with me when it happens
Ganke
I hope you fail your next Spanish test
Rizz Touch
STOP WISHING DEATH UPON ME 💀💀💀
Eyebrows ✨✨
Or Ganke could come, and I can give him a copy of a finished assignment that my A.I. assistant just wrote.
Peter’s Poochie
You can’t just do that Gabriel. They gotta learn themselves.
Eyebrows ✨✨
Tell your dead daughter from another dimension that next time you go into another alternate universe with her in there.
AI CHICK(Miguel’s local annoyance)
I think you made him cry 😭😭😭
Eyebrows ✨✨
Tell him I know his search history
AI CHICK(Miguel’s local annoyance)
🫡🫡
AI CHICK(Miguel’s local annoyance)
He wants to know your location btw
Eyebrows ✨✨
Tell him I’ll post it online, all the screenshots and everything if he even lays a finger on me.
AI CHICK(Miguel’s local annoyance)
Lmaooooooo he says he’ll do anything for you not to do that, like bitch had a whole personality change in 5 seconds 😫
Eyebrows ✨✨
Man I did not know I had THAT much power
Ganke
If only I could apply that to Miles
Rizz Touch
I will literally ban you from coming to any of Mamì’s dinners
Ganke
You wouldn’t she loves me too much anyway
Rizz Touch
Don’t test me ☺️
Pippi long stockings
Just opened Tik Tok and there’s this one Spot edit that has Britney Spears music and
THE COMMENTS 😭😭😭😭
Ganke
Omg share Pookie!!!
Pippi long stockings
Just… these comments are not PG
Ganke
SHAARREEEE
Eyebrows ✨✨
I am mildly concerned for you Ganke
Ganke
Shhhhhh these are gonna be good
Eyebrows ✨✨
Ay dios mío, you are gonna give a heart attack one day. I feel it in my bones.
Ganke
I made a teacher indirectly die once during an exam, get in line you’re not the first.
Rizz Touch
He heightened to the concentration of cyanide in the teachers apple by exposing it to a sealed container filled with concentrated cyanide gas. This idiot swapped the apples around in the teachers' lounge during a break.
That pinche coño is SIX FOOT UNDER BECAUSE YOU PURPOSELY KILLED HIM THAT IS NOT INDIRECT 😭😭😭
Ganke
We all make mistakes
Hobbyist (anarchy)
I salute you, wrecking the constraints of the enslaved education system.
Ganke
See this is why Hobie’s my favourite, you should take notes.
Pippi long stockings
You were complaining about him literally yesterday when he got electrocuted 💀
Ganke
Everyone should be more like Hobie 👍👍👍
Pippi long stockings
Anyhow these are the concerning comments
“Where did my clothes go oh no”
“it's canon(I got the spot pregnant)”
“I JUST KNOW HE KNOWS "THE SPOT" ☺️ ”
They all need help 💀💀 , the wtf has my FYP been smoking????
Rizz Touch
You’re saying PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SIMPING OVER THE GUY THAT ALMOSY KILLED MY DAD???
Eyebrows ✨✨
That’s the guy that has no face right?
Rizz Touch
Yeppers
42 wtf is your fyp filled with???
Pippi long stockings
Basically Spiderverse stuff from Earth 0, we’re essentially just a movie to them tbh.
Peter’s Poochie
How did you get social media from Eath 0, it’s incapable of interacting with other universe’s?
Rizz Touch
YOU’RE SAYING THIS SHIT WAS A MOVIE, I GOT CLAWED BY MIGUEL, OUTED BY A SOCIETY OF PEOPLE JUST LIKE ME. MY UNCLE DIED, MY DIMENSION’S PETER DIED AND ITS A MOVIE 😀 ????
Pippi long stockings
Two movies 👍👍👍 , they’re making a third one and I was a cliffhanger.
Rizz Touch
Fuuuccckkkk
Ganke
Ha you have horrible luck man
Rizz Touch
This has to be bullshit
Pippi long stockings
No I pirated them, they were decent.
Rizz Touch
Decent? My life is hella good, what do you mean?????
Pippi long stockings
Honestly, you’re a goody two shoes
Rizz Touch
Am not!
Pippi long stockings
You are
Rizz Touch
Maybe I have more morals???
Pork on your fork?
Where can I get the movies a little more legally?
Eyebrows ✨✨
I know an Earth variant that sells them at cheap prices
Pork on your fork?
Oooo?
Eyebrows ✨✨
It’s Earth-1218
Pork on your fork?
Cool, now I just gotta steal a Gizmo 😗
Peter’s Poochie
Pig if you steal one of the Gizmos I will slow cook your intestines
Hobbyist (anarchy)
I‘ll tell your Mum that you’re threatening innocent people again
Peter’s Poochie
Please don’t
Hobbyist (anarchy)
I‘ll consider it
Ganke
https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSLBoJgwv/
Pippi long stockings
Ganke when Gabriel gets us to go eat, I will snap your neck
Ganke
https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSLBo8KsT/
Pippi long stockings
STOP GIVING TIK TOK LINKS 😀
Ganke
No
https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSLBoaEFr/
Pippi long stockings
GABRIEL I WOUKD FOR REAL APPRECIATE IF YOU PICKED ME UP RN
Eyebrows ✨✨
If you snap his neck you can’t eat out, I am really broke at the moment. Also I just picked up Miles and Ganke from the dorms.
Pippi long stockings
Hurry plss, my Uncle just had a whole bunch of edibles, bitch in-hailed them quicker that my Dad got shot 7 times. Last time he did that he couldn’t stop talking about how Miguel and Peter were totally fucking. The guy saw them for FIVE SECONDS LIKE HOW TF DOES HE GET THAT FROM A SINGLE INTERACTION????
Rizz Touch
Seven times 💀
Peter’s Poochie
I am not fucking Peter. That is an outrageous claim he’s married.
Rizz Touch
Actually, he got divorced for the second time in a row. And there’s 10 videos of proof that you kiss him.
Peter’s Poochie
@Dad Parker tell him we’re not fucking
Dad Parker
I just put Mayday to sleep, now she’s awake and tying to steal my phone again.
Peter’s Poochie
Pls tell them we aren’t fucking
Dad Parker
We totally aren’t fucking and I totally don’t have scratch marks running down my back that make it really uncomfortable for me to move around more than five centimetres.
AI CHICK(Miguel’s local annoyance)
He’s very convincing idk guys 🤷♀️
Pippi long stockings
MIGUELS A DICKRIDER (BIG SURPRISE EPIC SPOILERSSSSSS) 😱😱😱
Rizz Touch
DICK RIDER MIGUEL FERNANDO O’HARA
Peter’s Poochie
How do you know my full name?
Eyebrows ✨✨
LMAOOOOOO HOW DOES HE KNOW YOUR FULL NAME WIWJAJWIQQJNSJSOWK
Ganke changed Peter’s Poochie name to Lil’FruitSalad69
Lil’FruitSalad69
No
Eyebrows ✨✨
You gotta admit it is pretty funny
Lil’FruitSalad69
No
Eyebrows ✨✨
Not even a little funny Miggs
Lil’FruitSalad69
No
Eyebrows ✨✨
Is no the only word in your vocabulary?
Lil’FruitSalad69
Yes
Lil’FruitSalad69
NO I MEAN NO
Eyebrows ✨✨
I’m not convinced at all
Ganke
https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSLSJVLbd/
Pippi long stockings
IMMA PUT YOU IN A FUCKING CHOKEHOLD AND THROW YOU OFF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING
Ganke
This wasn’t even the best though 😫
Lil’FruitSalad69
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AI CHICK(Miguel’s local annoyance)
He’s so bbg in that Fortnight skin jawkkwqkqk
Lil’FruitSalad69
Where did you find this?
Ganke
Earth 0 Tik Tok idk what to tell you man
Lil’FruitSalad69
I am taking both Earth 42 Miles and your phones until I can figure out what anomaly is controlling this Tick Tock.
Ganke
Bitch you can take it from my cold dead body
Dad Parker
It’s Tik Tok also you’re sleeping on the door mat next time you come over if you don’t help me get Mayday to sleep right now.
Hobbyist (anarchy)
NAH THE DOORMAT IS WILD BRUV
Lil’FruitSalad69
The state of the Multiverse depends handing up the phones
Pippi long stockings
Each time you say the state of the Multiverse 5 million puppies die
Eyebrows ✨✨
100% proven fact
Dad Parker
Miguel come help put your daughter to bed or I’ll hook up with your brother
Hobbyist (anarchy)
NAH THAT IS PROPER CHEEKY
Pippi long stockings
@Lil’FruitSalad69 ✨✨ can you buy me a edible’s?
Lil’FruitSalad69 ✨✨
No, I might have to buy some for myself.
Hobbyist (anarchy)
Drugs are bad for you Mr. O’Hara.
Lil’FruitSalad69 ✨✨
Shut the fuck up Hobie
Hobbyist (anarchy)
What u gunna run at me on four of dem legs or something?