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it’s only four inches
Today 11:34 AM
shorter:
so what if i just like jumped off a bridge rn
taller:
um
u good?😭
shorter:
peachy
absolutely
fucking
peachy
taller:
🤠🤠🤠
oooooookay
what happened😭
i cant tell if youre depressed or mad😭
shorter:
neither
nothing happened
i’m being dramatic
just ignore me
actually don't
i want attention :]
gimme🫵🏻
taller:
😂😂😂 oh wow a sulking hongjoong
what a rare sight to see
shorter:
I AM NOT SULKING
forget i even texted u😑
taller:
okay so u want attention
and ure coming to me
someone ure currently half an hour away from
even tho there is someone literally in the same building as u rn that would jump at the chance of giving u the time of day?😂
shorter:
HE CAN CHOKE
i mean
that was a typo
i meant
actually no i meant that
taller:
🤠🤠
okay what happened now😭
did u two fight?
u were just bonding yesterday?😂
shorter:
😑😑😑
hickeys
he has
hickeys
so many
WAS HE WITH A VAMPIRE WTF
… i’m fine i promise
taller:
ooooooooh so ure just being jealous😂
oh this is golden😂😂 seonghwa is gonna have a blast once he hears about this
shorter:
I’M NOT
HE CAN HOOK UP WITH WHOEVER HE WANTS
I DON’T CARE
AND DON’T YOU DARE TELL HWA
actually
tell him
he can scold wooyoung for being so reckless🙄
taller:
awww joongie is ur little crush growing 🥺
u wanted it to be u instead 🥺
shorter:
FUCK U NO??? I DON’T???
I JUST DON’T THINK THAT MANY BITES WERE NECESSARY
😑😑😑😑
i regret telling u anything🙄
U’RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE
taller:
😂😂 im sorry this is too funny
i never knew u were the possessive type
shorter:
I’M NOT POSSESSIVE I’M JUST A CONCERNED FRIEND
i’m demoting u from best friend🙄
u’re being so rude rn
taller:
😂😂😂😂 god ure gonna kill me i cant stop laughing
ure so adorable
shorter:
i will karate chop ur damn kneecaps straight off ur legs
taller:
aish so cute 😂
okay okay ill stop now😂
shorter:
good🙄
i was about to block u
taller:
😂 u wouldnt
look if u don't want to see any more hickeys on him just ask him out already😂😂
i mean u two seem to be growing even closer ever since that kiss
shorter:
NEVER????
WYM WE’VE LITERALLY JUST BEEN HANGING OUT LIKE USUAL
taller:
well i mean
every time we ask what ure doing ure almost always doing something together
like that movie the other day
the arcade
the mall
the park
the tattoos
idk man kinda sounds like dates to me-
shorter:
WE’RE JUST MAKING THE MOST OF BREAK???
taller:
suuuuure😂
how about i just go now and u let me know when u stop being in denial?😂 hopefully like, before u grow old and die
shorter:
🙄🙄🙄
FUCK U YUNHO
taller:
😂😂 i rlly do gotta go tho
shorter:
bleh
whatcha doing
taller:
im heading home! im gonna water the plants and then also just grab some things from my room for the upcoming semester
and im thinking of surprising mingi 😊
shorter:
oh shit really?
ah i bet he would be so happy to see u
taller:
i hope so😅
im excited to see him i missed him!
shorter:
we all do 😂
well lemme know how it goes! and drive safe :)
let me know when you get back to hwa's!
taller:
will do! 😊
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matz <3:
Today 12:03 PM
joong <3:
hwa :]
hwa <3:
oh god
you only send that face when you want attention
joong <3:
u know me so well🥰
give🤲🏼
hwa <3:
😂😂 aish
let’s call, i’m too lazy to text
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muscles in progress
Today 2:34 PM
san💪:
okay
so i was thinking
sang💪:
i am so proud of you
san💪:
🤠
okay rude 😂
sang💪:
😂😂😂 please do continue
san💪:
anyway as i was saying
i kinda wanna start taking more and more progress pics
like dang i just saw a picture of me from like a year ago and wow, i was so much skinnier 😂
sang💪:
😂😂 okay but same, every time i come across a picture of myself from like months ago i want to laugh
like was that me???
san💪:
right!😂
but i dunno, taking them kinda feels dumb 😂
like i took one after my workout today and like, it looks so dumb😂
sang💪:
😂 i’m sure it's not that dumb
lemme see!
san💪:
sang💪:
oh wow
wow san you’re
damn
looking good my man 😎
san💪:
really? 😂
you don’t think it looks too dumb?
sang💪:
not at all!
san💪:
okay phew 😅 maybe i’ll take more then!
sang💪:
you should! then you can look back at them in like a year and see how far you’ve come 😂
san💪:
yeah you’re right! okay thank you sangie🥰
sang💪:
no problem! 😊
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san luvrs
Today 2:56 PM
the real favorite:
gay
the favorite:
u called?😂
the actual favorite:
i think he was talking to me🙋🏻
the real favorite:
no
me
me gay
the favorite:
we.. already knew?😂
sangie are u okay?😭
the real favorite:
i just
wow i’m gay
the actual favorite:
well wooyoung
our baby gay finally had his gay panic moment😂
the favorite:
yeah u might be right hwa😂
well now im curious
whats gotten our sangie sounding like a broken record?😭
the real favorite:
head empty
just muscles
the favorite:
oooo whos👀👀
wait
dont tell me-
SAN????
the actual favorite:
👀
the real favorite:
god guys he's so hot😵💫😵💫😵💫
the favorite:
I MEAN WE ALREADY KNEW
what did he do😭
the real favorite:
HE JUST SENT ME A PICTURE OF HIS BACK
god his muscles😵💫
IS THIS WHAT GAY PANIC FEELS LIKE??
the actual favorite:
🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠
the favorite:
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
and you’re not sharing????
URE SO RUDE
the actual favorite:
come on share with the class😩
the real favorite:
the favorite:
oh
oh i
im
the actual favorite:
god
DAMN
im
im fine
im okay
the favorite:
hes so
he
🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠
head now empty
the real favorite:
NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL????
the favorite:
HES SO BUFF WOW
i want him to throw me around
… as a friend🥰
the real favorite:
PFFT
listen
you and me both
the actual favorite:
so that’s what’s hiding under all those hoodies he wears huh🤠🤠🤠🤠
the favorite:
are all our friends just
really fucking attractive????????
liiiiike
god if they were in a kpop group i would not be able to choose a fucking bias😵💫
the actual favorite:
THATS WHAT IM FUCKING SAYING
like theyre all just like
model worthy
the real favorite:
nah you’re so right
like
san
mingi
hongjoong
yunho
jongho😵💫😵💫
god jongho😭😭😭
the favorite:
JONGHOOOOO🥰🥰
wow im so blessed
yall are so hot
my lil gay heart is so happy to have such hot friends that i can drool over at night
WOW
i love being gay
I LOVE HOT MEN
i love you all
marry me
let's just all be one big gay relationship
so that i can drool to my hearts content
the real favorite:
take me on a date first before you propose damn😤
the favorite:
BITCH BET I GOTCHU😤
WE GOING ON A DATE
.. once u get ur ass back here🙄
the real favorite:
😂😂😂😂
the actual favorite:
😂😂 god would a relationship like that even work
the real favorite:
😂😂😂
with all of us?
probably not 💀
the actual favorite:
we’re all just so different 😂
the favorite:
well opposites do attract
PLUS IMAGINE THIS
ONE BF AINT GIVING U ATTENTION??
BOOM U GOT SIX OTHERS TO GO TO
the actual favorite:
hongjoong already does that 💀
yunho wasn't giving him attention earlier so he came to me😂
the favorite:
oh so he was talking to u😭 yall were on the phone for hours jeez
HES IGNORING ME 😭😭😭
HE HASNT CAME OUT OF HIS ROOM ALL DAY🥹🥹🥹🥹
I DONT KNOW WHY😭
the real favorite:
😂😂 it’s hongjoong i dunno why that surprises you
the actual favorite:
oh i know why😂😂
the favorite:
OH????
TELL ME U WHORE
the actual favorite:
💀💀
u really don't know?
the favorite:
I DONT 😭😭 WHAT DID I DO WE HAD SO MUCH FUN YESTERDAY
the actual favorite:
u also had a little bit of extra fun last night apparently 😂
the favorite:
WHAT
the real favorite:
oh damn woo😂 get it
the favorite:
….
oh my god
IS HE JEALOUS BC I HOOKED UP WITH ERIC LAST NIGHT???😭😭😭
wait
SO HE DOES LIKE ME
OH I KNEW IT
HES BEEN ACTING DIFFERENT SINCE OUR KISS
the real favorite:
YOU KISSED????
the favorite:
…. yeah😭
christmas night
I WAS DRUNK AND HE WAS CUTE THATS ALL U NEED TO KNOW
the real favorite:
omg😂😂
I KNEW YOU TWO WERE ACTING DIFFERENT LATELY
the favorite:
SHUT UPDNSJSJSN
the actual favorite:
ERIC?????
😑😑😑😑
no wonder
i dont like him
WAIT
NO
I SAID NOTHING
HONGJOONG DOES NOT LIKE YOU🙅🏻
the real favorite:
ooop-
dramaaaaa
why don't we like eric?😂
the favorite:
OH HE SO DOES AHHHHHHH
omg hongjoong likes me🥹🥹
HEY
yeah why?😭
hes so good in bed🥵
im still so sore😭
the real favorite:
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
yuck
the actual favorite:
I JUST NEVER TRUSTED HIM SINCE THE DAY YALL FIRST HOOKED UP
the favorite:
HES SWEET WYM😭😭😭
HE TREATS ME SO GOOD TOO
the actual favorite:
I JUST GET A VIBE EVERY TIME IM IN A ROOM WITH HIM
LIKE HES EVIL
AND NOT LIKE SANG AND JONGHO EVIL
the real favorite:
you’re still on that?😂
the actual favorite:
yes i am😤
yall evil🫵🏻
the real favorite:
😂😂😂
the favorite:
okaaaaay😭😭😭
i still dont get why u dont like eric but😭
i want joongie to stop ignoring meee i miss hiiiiim
wait so he actually likes me🥺
the actual favorite:
i said nothing🤐
the favorite:
SEONGHWA I COULD KISS YOU
the actual favorite:
pls dont
save that for hongjoong✋🏻
next time youre drunk im staying away from you🤠
the real favorite:
oh same😂😂😂
the favorite:
HEHEHEHEEHHEHEHE
BRBBBBB
the real favorite:
ah
poor hongjoong😂
the actual favorite:
YOU NEVER HEARD IT FROM ME
hes in for a ride now😂
~
seonghwa’s favorites <3
Today 3:30 PM
gay:
joong
joongieee
hongjooooooooong
my favorite bestieeeee
I KNOW URE LURKING TALK TO MEEEEE😭😭
gayer:
yes?
gay:
hiiiii
come out 😤
i miss u🥺
gayer:
i’m comfy😤
gay:
then can i come in🥺
gayer:
ew no u have white man germs all over you
gay:
😭😭😭😭😭
HEY I SHOWERED THIS MORNING
i just wanna spend time with my favorite bestie🥺
gayer:
😑😑
fine 🙄
gay:
YAAAAAY
~
the real parents
Today 6:34 PM
first born child:
seonghwa
i need your help
its mingi
please
just call me when you can