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@nicholaspark
never let me near izzy’s closet again😋
creds to @itsizzyizz 😘
1 minute ago
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eight is fate
Today 12:34 PM
i’m baby:
listen
i will take one for the team
BARK BARK BARK GRR WOOF
SEONGHWA FUCKING PARK
WHY
THE ABSOLUTE FUCK
ARE YOU
SO FUCKING FINE??????
SOMEONE PUT A MUZZLE ON ME BC IM FERAL RN
THAT WAIST???
THAT FACE???
THE HAIR???
THE SERVE???
EVERYTHING????
hot mountain:
nah because 🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣
father:
i think i’m seonghwasexual???
i'm baby:
MEEEEEEEEEEE
our real baby:
oh damn
daaaaaaaamn seonghwa🫣
literal angel:
who the fuck is izzy and can i fucking kiss them for blessing us
WHY ARE THEY SO HOT????
i’m calm i’m fine
puppy:
… mingi i’m sorry
im in love with seonghwa now-
our real baby:
nah youre good bc same-
baby bear:
i think we’re all in love with them now
i’m baby:
i am so glad we all agree on this
i hope seonghwa gets their ass ate today
that is too good of a meal to let go to waste
hot mountain:
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
baby bear:
PFFT
father:
i want seonghwa to marry me-
LMAO WOOYOUNG😭😭
puppy:
LMAOOO okay but so true
oh same
SEONGHWA MARRY ME
i’m baby:
THEY DESERVE IT😤😤
YOU BITCH THEYRE MINE BACK TF OFF
hot mountain:
they are actually mine 😚
baby bear:
NO SEONGHWA IS MINE
father:
THEY WERE MINE FIRST????
i’m baby:
OH SO NOW YOU WANNA ADMIT YOU HAD A CRUSH ON THEM ALL ALONG?????
father:
…..
YOU KNOW WHAT MAYBE I WILL ADMIT IT GODDAMN
GET OFF MY ASS 😤
i’m baby:
only if u get on mine🤪
father:
…. deal😘😘
hot mountain:
💀💀
literal angel:
😭😭😭😭 ARE YALL ALWAYS THIS HORNY???
baby bear:
that is a very good question😂😂😂
our real baby:
for real😭😭😭
puppy:
the three of them are just a whole different breed😂😂
our real baby:
god remember the other night😭
hot mountain:
listen
i am a normal amount of horny
these two?
completely different story😂
father:
HEY
don't blame me🤫
have u seen wooyoung-
puppy:
💀💀💀
hongjoong: ur honor.. in my defense, have u seen wooyoung
literal angel:
LITERALLY HIM😂😂
our real baby:
accurate😂
father:
...
shut it😂😂
i’m baby:
HAHAHAHSHEJSJ
hehehehheheh🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
SANNIE U ARE JUST AS BAD AS US DONT MAKE ME EXPOSE U-
OKAY BUT I STILL HAVE A QUESTION
WHO TF IS IZZY??????? CAUSE I WANT THAT FIT
father:
i’m pretty sure she’s one their friends from their major😂😂
mother:
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
YALL ARE CRACKING ME THE FUCK UP STOP😭😭
yeah izzy’s my bestie😚😚😚 we’re both journalism majors😂
i raided her closet 🤪
father:
BESTIE?????
oh so she’s at that level🙄
i’m baby:
🤨🤨🤨🤨
um
WE are ur besties tank yew ✋🏻
… but thank you izzy🤩🤩🤩
literal angel:
🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
nah that’s unacceptable
hot mountain:
nuh huh you are ours 🫵🏻
baby bear:
CHEATER🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻
mother:
😂😂😂😂
puppy:
SEONGHWA HOW COULD YOU😤😤
mother:
I AM NOT SORRY
YALL POSSESSIVE ASS BITCHES CAN CALM YO TITS DOWN😂😂
i’m baby:
NO
MY TITS ARE VERY MUCH NOT CALM
YOU
ARE
OUUUUURSSS
hot mountain:
AND THAT’S ON EIGHT IS FATE😤
baby bear:
😤😤😤😤
puppy:
EXACTLY😤😤
mother:
oh my god😂😂😂
dramatic ass bitches
I CAN HAVE OTHER BESTIES
father:
no😤
i’m baby:
YOU CAN HAVE OTHER FRIENDS
U CANNOT HAVE OTHER BESTIES
THAT
wait whats the nonbinary version of sir
THAT MY GOOD PAL
IS A NO NO
mother:
BYE😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
father:
💀💀💀
hot mountain:
oh my god😂😂
the nonbinary version of sir😂😂😂😂😂
puppy:
LMAOOOOO
MY GOOD PAL😭😭😭😭
baby bear:
😂😂😂😂😂😂
i’m baby:
LISTEN IT WORKS
our real baby:
😂😂😂😂😂 i mean it does
mother:
i mean 😂😂😂
you can call me sir idc
i’m baby:
oh
🫣🫣🫣🫣
thats hot
literal angel:
👀
hot mountain:
dear god😂😂😂😂
mother:
wait
NO
THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT
I WILL BONK YOU YOU HORNY MOTHERFUCKER
🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨
our real baby:
oh my god i am leaving goodbye😂😂😂
puppy:
stop i cant breathe😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
father:
you literally said that to the one with the sir kink so😂
i’m baby:
DONT EXPOSE ME-
hot mountain:
😭😭😭😭😭😭
baby bear:
oh there’s actually two of those in here-
literal angel:
I WILL DUCT TAPE YOUR FINGERS TOGETHER
baby bear:
😇😇😇😇😇
puppy:
okay okay lets not kinkshame😂
mother:
i will absolutely kinkshame the hell out of all of you jesus
yall drive me fucking insane 😂😂😂
i’m baby:
hehehehhehehehheheh
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Seonghwa puts their phone down, giggling to themselves. They can't stop- even minutes later, they're still laughing, still blushing, still trying to calm their racing heart.
Honestly, when they had posted that picture, they had already been expecting an amusing rise of texts in the groupchat. It happened any time one of them posted any pictures or videos of themselves, messages always pouring in the chat, supportive words and ridiculously hilarious compliments flooding the inbox.
However, what Seonghwa was not expecting was their best friends fighting over them, over claiming them as theirs, over marrying them, over… Eating their ass?
Okay, that one did get a laugh out of Seonghwa. Seriously, Wooyoung was just something else.
But as Seonghwa rereads the messages, the endearingly hilarious love proclaimations and cheeky compliments, with red cheeks and feet kicking in the air, they couldn't help but wonder… What would happen if they told them?
Could they? Could they ever admit that they, Seonghwa Park, are actually in love with all seven of their best friends?