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snacknaes
Today 1:23 PM
first maknae:
um
heh
where are u rn
second maknae:
back room
why?
first maknae:
um
remember that creepy guy
who keeps hitting on me
and he gets kinda handsy
and he grabbed my ass last time
well hes here
and he just did it again
and he keeps following me
second maknae:
where the fuck are you
first maknae:
kids rn
~
“You finding everything okay, sir?” Jongho asks when he approaches the man, his arms crossed. He glances over at Wooyoung, who seemed to be trying to hide himself, covering his exposed stomach with his arms, a sight that only fueled Jongho’s anger further.
“Ah, I was actually just having a conversation with this lovely doll here,” the older man cunningly smiles, making Jongho tense up, “so if you don’t mind-”
“I actually do.” Jongho looks the man up and down, chuckling. “Sam is working, and has time sensitive duties to attend to, so if you don’t mind actually, you can go bother someone else. Maybe not one of our workers, though.”
“Ah, he’s not doing anything right now, are you, doll?” The man looks at Wooyoung, grinning.
Wooyoung gulps, looking between Jongho and the man. “I actually have to go take my break right now, so-”
“Oh! Well that’s lovely, I can buy you a meal. There’s a nice sushi place just down the block. Won’t take too long, you’ll be back in time."
Wooyoung internally cringes, wishing the ground could just swallow him whole. “That’s really nice, sir, but I’m sorry, I’ll have to refuse. I’m taken.”
“Ah, you’re just trying to get me to go away, come on. Pretty little doll like you deserves-”
“He said he’s taken, and he means it. So go find someone else to stick your wrinkly dick in,” Jongho huffed, grabbing Wooyoung’s hand and tugging him away from the man.
“What is your deal, man?” He scoffs. “I’m just trying to get a pretty little thing on my arm, you know. Some eye candy.”
Jongho pauses, every muscle in his body tensing.
“Jongho,” Wooyoung pleads, “just ignore him-”
It’s no use, because Jongho is already heading back to the man, eyes glaring and mouth fuming. “He is so much more than just eye candy. And maybe if you stopped being a creepy old man going around and harassing everything that breathes, your ugly ass might actually have a chance at getting some kind of action. Yeah, don't think I haven’t already heard about you, huh, Timothy?”
The man’s eyes widened, looking between Wooyoung and Jongho. “How did you-”
“I’ve already gotten reports from three other workers, and two customers about you coming here and trying to make moves on them repeatedly. And trust me, we’re already building a case on you, we saw you steal that watch last week. So either you turn it in, leave, and never come back to this store and touch any of my workers again,” he gets closer, smirking, “or I will happily make sure you live a lonely, miserable life in prison. Well,” Jongho looks him up and down, snorting, “what’s left of it anyway.”
“Jongho!” Wooyoung hisses, tugging him away. “You can’t just-”
“And just for the record, Timothy,” Jongho laughs, turning around to face the old man again, “my deal? This,” he says as he wraps his arm around Wooyoung’s waist, pulling him in for a deep kiss. Wooyoung was taken aback at first, but melts into it, wrapping his arms around Jongho’s neck. Jongho grins into the kiss, pulling away first but not before pressing his lips against the dancer's once more. “So leave my boyfriend alone,” he turns back, “and everybody will be happy. Capiche?” He grins smugly.
Timothy just grumbles, limping away on his cane.
“God, please tell me you’re about to go on break right now,” Wooyoung giggles, “‘cause that was so fucking hot and I like, need to suck your dick for that.”
“Hmm, I could take it a little early,” Jongho laughs, kissing his boyfriend again.
~
seonghwa’s favorites <3
Today 2:24 PM
gayer:
hey
u okay?
jongho told me what happened with that ancient dickhead
gay:
ANCIENT LMAOOOO
he made me uncomfortable but im fine now
very fine 😋
gayer:
😂😂 yeah i bet u are
especially after giving him a whole blowjob in the team member bathroom💀
seriously is us being protective really that much of a turn on for u?😭
gay:
HAHAHAHAHAHA
maybe-
listen
the way jongho just calmly told him off
HE SAID GO STICK UR WRINKLY DICK IN SOMEONE ELSE
AND CALLED HIM UGLY
OH ALSO APPARENTLY HE STOLE A WATCH???
LIKE I REALLY HAD TO STOP MYSELF FROM BUSTING OUT LAUGHING
WHEEEEEW
i was getting tingly
and then he kissed me in front of him to prove a point
MAN
my knees buckled ngl
gayer:
LMAOOO
of course😂
u just looove being our little damsel in distress
gay:
man if it means getting rescued by sexy ass prince charmings
I WILL GLADLY BE IN THE MOST DISTRESS
gayer:
💀💀 yeah yeah let’s not speak that into existence
gay:
LMAOOO
oh prince charming please save me🥺🥺🥺
im in dangerrrrr
gayer:
😂😂😂😂😂
get back to work
~
eight is fate
Today 4:35 PM
our real baby:
um
my professor just emailed me saying he wants to send my assignment to a label that works with students???
i’m baby:
WHAT
OH MY GOD
MINGI THATS HUGE
hot mountain:
😲😲😲😲😲
father:
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OH MY GOD U’RE GONNA MAKE IT BIG
remember me when u’re famous😫😫😫
mother:
AHHHH
WE GOT A STAR IN THE CHAT🤩🤩🤩🤩
puppy:
OMGGGGG
MY BABY IM SO PROUD🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
our real baby:
😭😭 AHHHH
THANK U
literal angel:
omg
YES AS U DESERVE
baby bear:
so
free concert tickets?🤪
our real baby:
LMAO PLEASE
i’m baby:
HAHAHA
BETTER BE FRONT ROW
father:
FR I WANNA SEE MY BABY UP CLOSE 😤😤
puppy:
MINGI U NEED A BACKUP DANCER???
i’m baby:
I VOLUNTEER
baby bear:
I CAN BE BACKUP VOCALS😤😤
hot mountain:
you need a manager?🫣
our real baby:
HAHAHAH STOP
i don't even know if its gonna go anywhere😭
puppy:
COME ON YOU’RE SO TALENTED
OF COURSE IT’S GONNA GO SOMEWHERE
literal angel:
EXACTLYYY
father:
okay but out of curiosity
what assignment was it👀
mother:
ooo can we hear it too
i’m baby:
I WANNA HEAR IT
our real baby:
ahhh 😅 a songwriting assignment
i guess u could😂😂
one sec
i’m baby:
AHHH IM EXCITED
puppy:
YESSIRRR
our real baby:
here ya go😂😂
hot mountain:
HECK YEAH
father:
YEAAAAAAA
ooo
OH
i’m baby:
WHAT THE FUCK
THATS SO GOOD
OH MY GOD
WAIT
WHAT
THAT IS PURE TALENT????
mother:
NO WONDER HE WANTS TO SEND IT HELLO???
BABY THATS SO GOOD
hot mountain:
omg i love it
our real baby:
HAHAHAH
thank you😂
father:
u have no idea
how happy
u just made my inner punk teenager
puppy:
THAT WAS AMAZING
DAMN
WHO HURT U😭😭😭
mother:
fr😭
i’m baby:
NAH FR
IMMA FIGHT
our real baby:
LMAO PLEASE
I WAS JUST GOING THRU IT WHEN I WROTE IT😭
baby bear:
okay but
vocals🤌🏼🤌🏼
this is on repeat THANK YOU MINGI
father:
nah his voice really fits that style so well
MY EMO PUNK BOYFRIEND🥹🥹🥹
mother:
MINGI REALLY HAS THE EMO BOYFRIEND VIBE TO HIM STOP
our real baby:
HAHAHA DO I REALLY
literal angel:
that is literally so good
U NEED AN ALBUM ASAP
AND YES YOU DO😂😂
hot mountain:
HE DOES
mother:
YOU DOOOOOO
our real baby:
🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
thank u😭😭😭