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powerpuff bottoms
Today 2:34 PM
bubbles:
san is so service top lesbian coded i can’t
buttercup:
HAHAHAHAHAHHHA
THE WAY IT MAKES SENSE
blossom:
PFFFFFT
bubbles:
LIIIIKE
he really just has soft masc vibes to him😂😂
look what he's letting me do😂
buttercup:
SO TRUE
AWWW THATS SO GOOD THO🥺
blossom:
awww
thats really nice
i fucking love that😂😂
i love how different they all are 😂😂
like yunho is just a giant golden retriever
and mingi is a princess
and jongho is a teddy bear
and then hongjoong is just daddy dom😂😂😂
buttercup:
THAT IS
THE MOST ACCURATE DESCRIPTIONS OF ALL OF THEMSJXKSKSK
bubbles:
LMAOOO THAT’S SO PERFECT
buttercup:
yunnie is such a golden retriever i swear
literally yesterday we were texting and i was just like man i kinda want a pretzel
JUST LIKE THINKING OUT LOUD
and then like ten minutes later
he shows up at my door with a pretzel and flowers😭😭
said he came across a flower shop on the way back and decided to get me some because he saw they had azaleas and remembered they were my favorite flowers😭😭
and he had the biggest smile on his face when he was giving it to me too😭😭
like im still cheesing so hard about it rn
bubbles:
he is so adorable oh my god😭😭
blossom:
I LOVE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH😭😭
buttercup:
ME TOO😭😭😭
blossom:
literally he’s just the biggest green flag ever
yunho can do no wrong 🫶🏻
im so in love with him😭
buttercup:
FACTS
i will protect him with my life🫡
blossom:
oh me too🫡
bubbles:
me three🫡
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eight is fate
Today 4:56 PM
demon child:
new addition 🥱
barbie💅:
i
hongjoong why💀
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE RESTING
demon child:
i wanted to😛😛
I GOT BORED
HEY IT'S NOWHERE NEAR MY RIBS SO
golden baby:
I FUCKING LOVE IT😂😂😂
barbie💅:
😑😑😑😑
literal angel:
WHAT THE FUCK😂
precious sunshine🥰:
oh you actually got it😂😭
demon child:
YEAHHH🤩🤩
bratz💅:
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
THAT IS SO AMAZING
daddy:
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY GOT IT😂😂
barbie💅:
its so dumb😂😂
baby bear:
DID IT HAVE TO BE A FUCKING SPIDER😭😭
demon child:
LMAOOOO
yes😈
baby bear:
EWWWWWW
precious sunshine🥰:
LMAOOO😂😂
bratz💅:
HAHAHAHHAAHHA
jongho being scared of bugs is my roman empire
literal angel:
LMAOO SAME
he breaks apples with his hands but trembles at the sight of a creepy crawly
baby bear:
they’re just disgusting 🤢
golden baby:
for real🤢
daddy:
the amount of bugs i have gotten for him at this point 😂
baby bear:
HALF THE TIME HE DOESN’T EVEN KILL THEM
HE JUST CAPTURES THEM AND SETS THEM FREE
daddy:
they don't all deserve to die😭
bratz💅:
LMAO PLSSSSS
baby bear:
YES THEY DO🙄
precious sunshine🥰:
listen i’m not that scared of bugs but i agree
they can all go to hell😂
baby bear:
THANK YOU
daddy:
😭😭😭😭
~
@playboybunnywoo
a need 😵💫
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seonghwa’s favorites <3
Today 7:35 PM
gayer:
👀👀👀👀👀
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dancing quee(r)ns
Today 7:36 PM
puppy:
I VOLUNTEER
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amicus ad aras
Today 7:36 PM
san:
would you wear the leather one?🫣
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powerpuff bottoms
Today 7:37 PM
buttercup:
man
I LOVE BEING A SLUT-
blossom:
MOOOOOOOOD
buttercup:
LMAOOO
i posted a spicy meme on my spam
and now yunnie san and joong are texting me-
bubbles:
HAHAHA
they’re so whipped
buttercup:
HOW CAN I EVEN CHOOSE😭😭
blossom:
i mean
why not all of them-
buttercup:
i
oh great now uve put thoughts in my head 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
blossom:
🤪🤪🤪
listen i’m just saying
if i ever had the opportunity to have a threesome with hongjoong and yunho
i would JUMP at the chance
buttercup:
oh-
😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
STOP PUTTING THOUGHTS IN MY HEAD
bubbles:
LMAOOOOO
blossom:
NEVER 😈
bubbles:
man
i will gladly take all of them at once-
blossom:
PFFFTTT
buttercup:
HAHAHAHAH
bye sangie is secretly the biggest slut here
bubbles:
you know what
i am not even going to deny it-
buttercup:
LMAOOO
good
own it😤😤
blossom:
lmao he really is
one time he got absolutely demolished by jongho
and then came to me
asking if he could just sit on my dick
all while looking so fucked out i was surprised he could walk😂
buttercup:
LMAOO ME ON GOD
bubbles:
DON’T EXPOSE ME😭😭
and you let me anyway🙄
blossom:
it was cute😂
bubbles:
shut up😭
buttercup:
man that is so hot tho-
WHY DO U NEVER LET ME WATCH
bubbles:
LMAOOOO
WHY DO YOU EVEN WANNA
buttercup:
CAUSE ITS HOT??????
blossom:
so you really have a voyeur kink??😭😭
buttercup:
YES DID U THINK IT WAS A LIE????
blossom:
I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS ANOTHER JOKE OF JOONG’S😭😭😭
buttercup:
MY KINK LITERALLY STARTED BECAUSE OF HIM AND SAN
I WATCHED THEM FUCK AND IT WAS SO HOT-
bubbles:
BYEEEEE😭😭😭
blossom:
PFFT
OF COURSE IT DID😂😂
buttercup:
no listen
i found out about like half my kinks through hongjoong
blossom:
LMAOOO
that man is so kinky jesus
bubbles:
i still think about the masochist thing daily
blossom:
oh same-
buttercup:
PFFFFFT
he is just like me fr
blossom:
YOURE A MASOCHIST TOO????
buttercup:
YES????
blossom:
i
oh
buttercup:
WHAT😭😭😭😭😭
blossom:
nothing 🤠
bubbles:
psst
seonghwa is a sadist-
blossom:
YOU SHUT UP
buttercup:
HAHAHAHHAH
oh?🫣
bubbles:
i said absolutely nothing😇
blossom:
😑😑😑😑
buttercup:
listen
hwa
all u gotta do is ask-
blossom:
SHUT UP DJJSKSJSJS
buttercup:
IM JUST SAYING🤪
blossom:
yeah sure just text you one day like hey can i torture the absolute shit outta you-
😭😭😭
buttercup:
I WOULD NOT SAY NO
bubbles:
🫣
damn maybe i do have a voyeur kink-
blossom:
STOP😭😭😭
buttercup:
HAHAHAHHAHHAHAH
as u should😛😛
blossom:
BONK🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨
buttercup:
BYEHEJSJSJSOKS
HEY URE BEING HORNY TOO BONK URSELF BITCH
🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨
bubbles:
YEAH WHY ARE WE THE ONLY ONES GETTING BONKED SMH
blossom:
BECAUSE YALL DESERVE IT FOR PUTTING THOUGHTS IN MY HEAD
buttercup:
HEHEHEHHEEH
OOPSIES🤪
i mean
do they have to stay thoughts-
bubbles:
EXACTLYYYY
blossom:
i
😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
buttercup:
u want me so baaaaaaad
ooooooooooo
😛😛😛😛😛😛
u want meeeeeeeeeeee
blossom:
shut the fuck up😂😂😂
buttercup:
WHY DONT U MAKE ME U FUCKING SLUT
blossom:
🤨
oh youre getting it now
bubbles:
😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
OH YOU ARE IN TROUBLEEEEEE
buttercup:
i
heh
WAIT IM SORRY
blossom:
too late
my dorm
right now🙄
buttercup:
AJSKSJDKSKSKSKA
bubbles:
good luck mate🫡
blossom:
oh i was talking to you too yeosang🤨
bubbles:
OH-
WHAT DID I DO???
buttercup:
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
blossom:
be a brat🙄
bubbles:
NO I WASN’T???
… but i’ll come-
blossom:
😘
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roombesties
Today 8:11 PM
nick:
juuuuuust checking
you’re spending the night with jenny right
luke:
yeah!
need the room for one of your boys?😂😂
nick:
you know me so well😘
luke:
😂😂
just remember to actually throw away the condoms this time💀
nick:
YOU WILL NEVER LET ME LIVE THAT DOWN WILL YOU😭😭
luke:
NO😈
have fun😂😂
nick:
oh i will😛