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eight is fate
Today 9:13 PM
demon child:
so like
where the fuck are u three
precious sunshine🥰:
LMAO
on our way😭😭
blame wooyoung and seonghwa
they decided to pregame
barbie💅:
HEY YOU DRANK WITH US LMAO
precious sunshine🥰:
🤫
demon child:
yunho and san are already drunk pls send help😭😭😭
literal angel:
why am i not surprised?😂😂
bratz💅:
HAHAHAH
fucking lightweights i swear😂😂
daddy:
I AM NOT DRUNK
.. maybe a lil😭
okay it’s yunho’s fault he made me do shots with him
golden baby:
😋😋😋😋😋😋😋
HURRY YP BSISMSK
IYS SO MUCH FIN HERE
IM HVONG A BLASY
literal angel:
oh he’s GONE gone😂
baby bear:
💀💀💀
precious sunshine🥰:
jesus christ😂😂
golden baby:
hehehehehehejjsehhe
demon child:
help me😭😭😭😭😭
barbie💅:
oh boy😂😂😂😂
bratz💅:
PLSSS
WERE COMING YUNNIE
golden baby:
HEHEHJEEJJEJSJ
~
“Holy… Fuck.”
Hongjoong looks up at Yunho, chuckling at his flabbergasted expression. “What?” He asks, following the direction of Yunho’s gaze to see what he was looking at and, “holy fuck.”
Seonghwa and Wooyoung walked into the club hand in hand with Mingi trailing behind the two, and Hongjoong doesn't know if he wants to focus on Seonghwa, or Wooyoung, or fuck, Mingi. Mingi’s broad body was hugged by a tight black muscle tee, his growing biceps just out in the open- to which he makes a mental note to scream at Yunho later for getting Mingi into working out- and his tiny waist, god, Hongjoong was going to go insane at how small it was. Everything about Mingi was huge, yet his waist was such a contrast making it his absolute favorite thing about the dancer.
“What are we looking at?” San asks when he rejoins the two after grabbing a drink, giggling at their mutual expressions. He follows their line of sight, and oh, now his expression is mirroring the other two.
“Hi guys!” Wooyoung giggles.
“Okay, nope, we’re getting out of here,” Hongjoong hastily stands, stilling as he debates on who to grab first- Mingi, yes, he wants to hold his waist, or maybe he wants Mingi to hold his waist? His eyes trail down to Mingi’s hands, his fingers dressed in shiny rings and he tries hard not to think about these hands wrapped around his-
“Why?” Seonghwa pouts, breaking Hongjoong’s drunk and horny train of thought. “We just got here.”
“You three are way too fucking hot right now,” he huffs.
“Aw, worried someone’s gonna try to take us from you?” Seonghwa grins, their finger hooking around the chain Hongjoong is wearing, twisting and using the grip to tug the younger closer. “Don’t worry, pretty boy, nobody stands a chance against you.” They plant a kiss on his lips, giggling when Hongjoong pulls away with pink cheeks.
“Oh, you’re already drunk, huh?” Hongjoong breathes out a flustered laugh, trying not to show how affected he was by the simple act of dominance Seonghwa portrayed.
“A little tipsy, maybe,” Seonghwa grins, smile so sweet that Hongjoong’s convinced he could get diabetes just from looking at them.
“Well, let’s get you up to speed then, huh?” Hongjoong grins, offering Seonghwa the rest of his drink.
~
totally obsessed with wooyoung, seonghwa, and yeosang
Today 9:56 PM
hongjoong:
😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑
yk
ever since wooyoung and seonghwa officially got together
they have been annoyingly LOUD
jongho:
LMAO
hongjoong:
jongho
kill me
i don't know how much longer i can watch this
jongho:
what’s happening😭😭😭
san:
it’s cute idk😂
hongjoong:
no it’s wack
why are they being in love
and why are they so hot together
mingi:
because that is what people in relationships do
and because they’re both hot
hope that helps <3
hongjoong:
MINGI I WILL KICK YOU OUT OF HERE
jongho:
LMAOOOOO
i’m still confused😭
mingi:
do it🤷
hongjoong is just sulking bc they're not paying attention to him😂
i can see his pout from all the way over here😂😂
hongjoong:
😑😑😑😑😑
jongho:
LMAOOO typical😂
Danny Phantom has removed jake from the chat
san:
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
yunho:
hhaahhHAHAHAHHAHAAH
jongho:
HONGJOONG HOW DARE YOU
hongjoong:
i will not be bullied by my own boyfriend🙄
John Choi has added jake to the chat
John Choi has promoted jake to Admin 5
John Choi has changed jake to mingi
mingi:
stop i cant be laughing my ass off up here😂😂😂😂
hongjoong:
TRAITORS
WHY DOES EVERYONE BULLY ME
jongho:
cause you’re so adorable when you get all sulky and pouty😂😂
it’s like a baby trying to be mad
and we all know you can never truly be mad at us
yunho:
cuz ure so cuuuuuuyte
hongjoong:
I AM NOT ADORABLE SHUT UP
mingi:
you are😂
jongho:
the cutest😚
yunho:
hehehejejsksk curie patoorie
san:
THE MOST ADORABLE
jongho:
cutest little pouty baby
hongjoong:
…
shut up😭
🥺
jongho:
no😋
san:
hongjoongie hyung is so cute ahh
jongho:
so cute~
hongjoong:
SHUT UP😭😭😭
yunho:
hahajajajj
hes sk red
its so cutr
jongho:
cute😂😂
hongjoong:
don’t expose me u bitch😭
yunho:
😝😚🥰😎🤪
mingi:
oh my god you are so fucking drunk😂
san:
HAHAHAHAHAH
yunho:
WHAT ABOUR IT IN HAVING FUNNNNNNNSNSKSKSK
hongjoong:
i’m cutting ur alcohol off for the rest of the night😂
yunho:
BOOOOOOO
hongjoong:
i
DON’T RUN FROM ME???
jongho:
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
YUNHO😭
mingi:
yunho sit your damn ass down before you knock someone over 😂
yunho:
…
im sat🥰
hongjoong:
i
how the fuck did u do that
mingi:
😂😂
idk he just listens to me🤷♂️
jongho:
it's the natural sub in him😂
yunho:
shhhhhhhh
hongjoong:
LMAOOOO
fair😂
san:
😂😂😂
~
“What would you guys do if I turned into a mosquito?”
Four heads turn to San, all wearing equally confused looks on their faces.
“Okay, I think that’s enough drinking for you,” Hongjoong laughs, reaching over to grab San’s half-filled cup.
“No,” San whines as his hands chases after the cup, a little too loud to be appropriate, causing Seonghwa to nearly choke on their drink.
“What? You alright?” Wooyoung laughs, lightly patting the eldest on their back.
“Mhm!” Seonghwa was in fact not alright- the sound San just made was downright sinful, and now Seonghwa had way too many inappropriate thoughts in their brain.
It’s just the alcohol, they tell themselves. They’re totally just a bit drunk. They totally didn’t want to pin San down to a bed and pull more of these pretty sounds from him.
Totally.
“You look really pretty tonight,” San says, drunk and endearingly soft as he wraps his hands around Seonghwa’s arm, head resting on their shoulder. “So pretty, Hwa, were you always this pretty? I’m sorry I didn’t realize it before. I should tell you more often,” he pouts.
Heat flooded Seonghwa’s cheeks, high-pitched laughter coming out of them in halting, awkward bursts. If they weren’t careful, they were definitely going to drag San to the nearest bathroom and kiss him silly. He is too damn cute.
“Thank you, Sannie,” they manage, smiling as they kissed the top of his head and ruffled his hair a little. “You look very handsome as well.” San lets out a contented hum, dimples digging into his flushed cheeks as he snuggles closer to Seonghwa. When Seonghwa lifts their hand from his head, San pouts, letting out a soft whine and tilting his head towards them, wordlessly asking for more head pats.
Seonghwa pauses, hand lingering mid-air as they glanced down at San. They looked over at the other three, seeing them completely engrossed in their own conversation and oblivious to the crisis Seonghwa was currently having.
Don’t get a boner, don’t get a boner, don’t get a boner, don’t get a-
“Seonghwa,” San whined again when Seonghwa remained still.
Oh, fuck this.
Seonghwa grabs San by the collar of his shirt, pulling him close and pressing their lips against his, the younger letting out a soft squeak before melting into the kiss. San’s hands curled into tiny fists with the fabric of Seonghwa’s dress clutched in them, both of them deepening the kiss, eager to taste more of the bitter alcohol and sweetly flavored chapsticks lingering on the other’s lips.
“Holy shit,” someone exclaims, and Seonghwa’s pretty sure it’s Hongjoong, but they couldn’t care less, too focused on exploring every single millimeter of San’s mouth.
Finally, they pulled away with gasping breaths, Seonghwa making the mistake of looking into San’s eyes- his usually warm, brown orbs are darkened now, pupils blown and shining as he stared up at the journalist.
Fuck, Seonghwa was going to devour him.
“Damn. That was hot.” Wooyoung’s voice breaks Seonghwa out of their trance, the elder finally looking at the other three.
“Hah, sorry,” they said, growing shy under the enraptured gazes of their boyfriends.
“Oh, don’t apologize,” Wooyoung quickly says. “Please, do continue. Act like we’re not even here.”
Seonghwa just laughs, playfully smacking Wooyoung in the arm. “Shut up.” They looked back at San, smiling at his dopey grin.
“You good?” They asked softly, just for San to hear.
San eagerly nods, sitting up so quickly that he startles Hongjoong who was sitting on his other side. San mumbles a quick apology as he shrank down again, the musician laughing as he waved him off before turning to resume his conversation with Yunho.
“So good,” San spoke, quiet but just loud enough for the elder to hear him. “Can we do that again?”
Seonghwa couldn’t help but coo at the puppy-like expression on San’s face. He was just so cute and so pliant , especially when he was drunk , and Seonghwa wanted to ruin him.
They smile, leaning closer and pressing a soft kiss to the shell of San’s ear. “Sober up first, darling,” they whisper, “and we can do so much more.”
The look that San gives Seonghwa when they pull away is enough to have them pressing their lips against his again, but just a tad bit softer this time, not wanting to get too excited when the night was still young and the alcohol was still strong.
“Easy there, sweet thing,” Seonghwa giggles against his lips when they notice San is clenching his fists in his lap hard, clearly wanting to touch the elder but holding himself back from doing so. “You’re gonna hurt yourself.”
“Sorry, just, I wanna touch you so bad, wanna touch you Hwa.”
And just when Seonghwa thought they had gotten control of themselves.
“Such a gentleman,” the elder coos, grabbing San’s hand and placing it on their thigh just above the knee, a safe zone. “Keep it there, no roaming, yeah?”
San nods quickly, eager to please Seonghwa as he kept his hand completely still, not moving an inch even when they kiss again. Seonghwa truly couldn’t get enough of him- fuck, was San always this pliant and submissive? They knew that Yeosang and Wooyoung would often joke and call San a service top, and that Hongjoong and Yunho would often openly tease the man about always wanting to be a good boy for them, but fuck, actually seeing those words come to life in front of them?
Seonghwa was so close to losing their composure.
They were not going to survive the rest of the night.
~
jungwon lovers
Today 10:34 PM
cub:
mingi
i want to shake ass
play me a good song😤
bear:
😂😂😂
aight i got you
cub:
I COULD KISS U
bear:
😂😂😂
bring me a drink and maybe i’ll let you
cub:
wait
SERIOUSLY
DONT PLAY WITH ME
bear:
maybe i just really want a drink?
cub:
bitch idc IM BRINGING IT
U BETTER GIMME KISS
PUCKER UP PRETTY BOY
bear:
oh god😂😂😂
~
Wooyoung was by Mingi in minutes, the younger holding out the cup he had brought the DJ with an eager look on his face.
“Do you really want to kiss me that bad?” Mingi laughs, taking the drink and taking a sip of it.
“Duh, your lips are so pretty, they look really kissable,” Wooyoung giggles.
“Aish,” Mingi blushes, hiding his smile behind his cup as he takes another sip. “This is really good though.”
“Vodka cranberry sprites never misses. So… Where’s my kiss?”
Mingi couldn’t help but giggle- the way Wooyoung was acting was so similar to that of a golden retriever being offered treats, reminding him too much of Yunho.
“Okay, okay,” the taller laughs, “calm down, tiger.”
Wooyoung squeals when Mingi sets his drink down and inches closer, excitedly bouncing on the balls of his feet.
“Dude,” Mingi laughs, resting his hands on the younger’s shoulders in an attempt to placate him.
“Hurry up and kiss me already,” Wooyoung whines.
Mingi chuckles, shaking his head before finally closing the gap between them and pressing his lips to Wooyoung’s, his hand falling down to Wooyoung’s waist, the other resting on his cheek.
Wooyoung was only expecting a peck, which he would've been completely happy with- but Mingi actually deepens the kiss, coaxing Wooyoung’s lips to part as he slips his tongue in.
Wooyoung’s knees are on the verge of buckling at this point, Mingi’s hands just feeling oh so big on his body and his lips oh so soft against his. His fingers curled up in the fabric of Mingi’s shirt, tugging the taller man closer, so close there wasn't even space for air between them. He could keep kissing Mingi for hours, days, eternity.
But of course, Mingi wants to be a cheeky little shit.
“Happy?” Mingi says when he pulls away, playfully patting Wooyoung’s cheek with a smile.
“What… The fuck,” the younger breathes out, staring up at Mingi with wide eyes.
“Aish,” Mingi laughs, “don’t look at me like that.”
“Okay, that is so not fair, dude,” Wooyoung pouts, “I want more.”
“The deal was one drink for one kiss.”
“What if I bring you another?” Wooyoung quickly says.
Mingi snorts. “Damn, can I finish this one first?”
“You can’t just kiss me like that and then go back to doing your fucking DJ thingie!”
“I mean… I just did,” Mingi shrugs, putting his headphones back on his ears with a laugh.
“You’re an ass,” the younger dancer pouts, crossing his arms in a child-like manner. Mingi has to contain himself, biting his lip to keep from bursting into laughter because fuck, Wooyoung is just too damn adorable.
“Sorry, what ya say? Can’t hear you,” Mingi points to his headphones, cheekily smiling.
“Yah, Song Mingi-”
“Didn’t you say you wanted to shake some ass? Then go on, I’ve already queued up the songs,” he ushers Wooyoung away with some playful pats to his ass, pecking a quick kiss to his cheek before sending him off for good.
The second Wooyoung is out of sight, Mingi lets out a breath he didn't even realize he was holding, taking a few more deep breaths to calm his racing heart.
He just kissed Wooyoung.
What the fuck.
~
powerpuff bottoms
Today 10:59 PM
buttercup:
i
im
i
i just
i need this man
so bad
blossom:
LMAOOO
WE ALL SAW YOU TWO
HONGJOONG AND YUNHO CHOKED
SAN JUST STARED WITH HIS JAW DROOOOOPPED
honestly mood though that was hot🥵
was this how you guys felt watching me and san😩
buttercup:
AHSJSJDJDIDJS
PLS
yes it was yall were so hot🥵
AHHHH
MY INSIDES
ARE JUST
GOOP NOW
BUTTERFLIES
I NEED HIM
SO BAD😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
WHY IS HE SO FUCKING GOOD AT KISSING WHAT THE FUCK
bubbles:
👀👀👀
hello fill the one who isn’t there in???
blossom:
wooyoungie and mingi made out😂😂
like MADE out
bubbles:
oooooooooo👀
hot😩
man these bratz lips do something to me
wait
so when you said you and san👁️👁️
blossom:
yo i swear mingi’s lips are just
ugh
perfection
could kiss them all day
HAHAH
might’ve uhhh
gotten super horny brained at san whining and just kissed the fuck outta him-
buttercup:
MAN THAT WAS SO HOT THO IVE NEVER SEEN YOU LIKE THAT
blossom:
HE WAS WHINING IN MY FUCKING EAR WOOYOUNG
MY ONE FUCKING WEAKNESS😭😭😭😭
buttercup:
oh? 👁️👁️
storing that info away for later tank yew🥰
blossom:
DONT YOU DARE
bubbles:
HAHAHAHAH
DAMNNN
now i want kisses :(
buttercup:
IM COMING SANGIE ILL GIVE YOU ALL THE KISSES YOU WANT
bubbles:
🥰🥰🥰🥰
blossom:
when you come back i’ll give you so many kisses don’t worry pretty baby
bubbles:
🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
buttercup:
HEHEHEHE
anyways
mingi😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
hes so hot
its so unfair
HIS LIPS ARE SO SOFT
AND PLUMP
AND HIS HANDS
😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
no why are they so big what the fuck
he had his hand on my waist and i just HAKDNDKSJSOSJSOSJKSSNKSSJ
KNEES BUCKLED
IM GONNA GO INSANE ACTUALLY
like
if i had a pussy it would be dripping i swear
blossom:
DAMN CANT YOU JUST SAY IT WAS A GOOD KISS LIKE A NORMAL PERSON????
bubbles:
when is wooyoung ever normal?😂😂
buttercup:
heheheheheh
never 😋
I WANNA KISS HIM AGAIN BUT HES BEING A FUCKING TEASE
blossom:
pfft
mingi???
a tease???
bubbles:
honestly
i can see it😂😂
buttercup:
I WAS LITERALLY LIKE
okay
the whole reason we kissed was bc i was like
I COULD KISS U
yk like i always say
and he was like
bring me a drink and ill let you
LIKE BITCH BET DONT HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE
bring him a drink
we kiss
and im like kiss me more tf??
and hes like the deal was one drink for one kiss
BITCH I WILL FIGHT U GRRRRRRR
AND THEN HE PUT HIS HEADPHONES BACK ON AND WAS LIKE SORRY CANT HEAR U🤪
like shut up i will fight him
and then ride him-
blossom:
LMAOOODJDKSKDKSJ
BYE
i love him sm😂😂😂
bubbles:
HAHAHAHAHAH
sassy mingi is my favorite mingi
blossom:
SAME
he’s really been more happier and more himself since he started therapy its so nice to see
buttercup:
ugh i love it but i hate it at the same time
LIKE WHY YOU GOTTA BE SASSIER AND A BETTER TEASE THAN ME
HES SO
i am biting my fist
i want him so bad
hwa how do u do it
how do u handle his simp ass
i think i would die
blossom:
HAHAHHAHA
bruh i literally melt into a puddle every time he looks at me like i fucking hung the stars or some shit don’t ask me 😭
buttercup:
AHHHHH
i need him
i will get him
to fall in love with me
and then we will get married
and make babies
yes
google how can i get pregnant
blossom:
GOOD FUCKING BYE😂
bubbles:
💀💀💀💀💀
i thought he was in love with you already?😂
buttercup:
wut
blossom:
oh?
bubbles:
oh you didn’t know-
buttercup:
AHSJDKDODJKSS
WHAT
BITCH WHAT DO U KNOW???
blossom:
👁️👁️
bubbles:
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
buttercup:
KEVIN ALEXANDER KANG
bubbles:
LEAVE MY GOVERNMENT NAME OUT OF THIS😭😭😭😭
blossom:
LMAOOOOO
buttercup:
TELL ME😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
bubbles:
LMAO FINE
you did NAWT hear this from me
mingi told me he’s had feelings for you for a long ass time but he couldn’t figure out the right timing to tell you
this was like last month lmao
buttercup:
AHSJDKDKDNSKJDKSNSKSNDODJDNDLSSJSNHSKSJSKSJSONSKSJSSKSKKSSKJSKSSJ
BITCHIDISSJOSXNLSNSS
WHAT THE FUCK
bubbles:
😋
blossom:
ooooooooh this is getting juicy
buttercup:
INAM GOING TO SCREAM SHUT THE FUCK UP
oh-
IS THAT WHY HE SAID I COULD KISS HIM
DID HE WANT TO KISS ME
THATS WHY HE KISSED ME LIKE THAT????
WAIT
HOLD UP
IM CONNECTING THE DOTS
BITCH THE DOTS ARE BEING CONNECTED
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
blossom:
sangie i think you just broke wooyoung😂😂
bubbles:
😁😁😁😁
buttercup:
AHSJDKDKDNKSSJSN
~
“Wooyoung, you are literally vibrating right now,” Seonghwa laughs. They were both currently in the bathroom, having desperately needing to pee so they slipped away from the group to find the restrooms together. After getting their relief and washing their hands, Wooyoung was currently pacing in the small space, Seonghwa watching him with an amused look on their face.
“Mingi likes me,” Wooyoung breathes out. “And I didn’t fucking realize, I couldn’t even tell!” He whines, burying his head in his hand.
“Wooyoung-”
“All this time I could’ve been kissing his fucking pretty lips whenever I wanted! But no, I was convinced he only saw me as a friend!”
“Wooyoung-”
“And now that we’ve kissed, it’s literally all I can think about! Hwa, help me, I’m going to go insane. Why is he so sexy? Why is he so good at kissing? Why can’t he just tell me he likes me so I can make him my boyfriend and we can live happily ever after and make cute little dancing babies and-”
“Okay, I think that’s enough alcohol for you,” Seonghwa laughs, taking the cup out of Wooyoung’s hand. Wooyoung just pouts, sulking with his back against the wall.
“Don’t give me that face,” Seonghwa laughs, fixing a stray strand of hair on Wooyoung’s head. “Stop pouting, you cutie,” they giggle as they scratch the underside of Wooyoung’s chin, the younger glaring at them wanting to appear somewhat threatening, but Seonghwa still just found him too adorable.
“I want him,” the dancer whines.
“So go get him,” Seonghwa laughs.
“How? Do I just go up to him and say, hey, be my boyfriend, now let’s kiss again?”
Seonghwa snorts, quickly covering their mouth in embarrassment. “Pretty much,” they nod, laughing.
“No, that’s too basic,” Wooyoung groans. “I need to get back at him for being a fucking tease.”
The elder giggles, shaking their head in amusement. “And how are you planning on teasing mister I-don’t-think-with-my-dick?”
“Ugh, I don’t know. I actually don’t know. I’m going to go insane. Help me,” Wooyoung pleads, looking up at Seonghwa with his puppy eyes and signature pout.
“Yeah,” Seonghwa laughs, “can’t help you there babes. You’ll figure it out, don’t worry. You’re not called the master of teasing for no reason.”
“Ugh, I hope you’re right.”
“I always am. Come on, let's go dance while you figure it out,” Seonghwa holds out their hand with a smile, Wooyoung happily accepting it and following the elder out.
