Work Text:
New Intern
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Sir,
The new interns are coming today right?
Hong Jisoo
Information Services Director
Systems of Visionary Technologies
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RE:New Intern
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
I THINK SO??
YEAH.
YOU’RE TRAINING ONE OF THEM.
CHOI HANSOL.
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RE:New Intern
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Should I wait outside for him in the lobby?
Hong Jisoo
Information Services Director
Systems of Visionary Technologies
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RE:New Intern
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
YEAH DO THAT. JISOO, HOW DO YOU REMOVE ALL THESE CAPITAL LETTERS??/ I THINK MY KEYBOARD IS BROKEN.
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RE:New Intern
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Just press the ‘caps lock’ key, sir, and the button with the glowing capital ‘A’ on the top right of the keyboard should turn off.
Hong Jisoo
Information Services Director
Systems of Visionary Technologies
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RE:New Intern
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
ah yes thank you. yeah he should be down there right now.
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Welcome
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Choi Hansol:
On behalf of all the staff here, welcome to the Systems of Visionary Technologies. I, along with other co-workers, will be assisting you on your time here as an intern. We hope that you will see this as a learning experience.
Regards,
Hong Jisoo
Information Services Director
Systems of Visionary Technologies
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RE:Welcome
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Hyung, how do you get a signature like that?
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RE:Welcome
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Like what?
P.S. Please refer to me as Mr.Hong.
Hong Jisoo
Information Services Director
Systems of Visionary Technologies
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RE:Welcome
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
The one with your name and your position, hyung!! It’s cool af!!
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RE:Welcome
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Oh. It’s a very complicated process, so don’t worry about it since you’re an intern and it’s your first day on the job.
P.S. what does “af” mean?
Hong Jisoo
Information Services Director
Systems of Visionary Technologies
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FWD:RE:Welcome
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
omg dude look at this guy who’s training me. he doesn’t even know what ‘af’ is I feel so bad for him
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RE:Welcome
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
lmaooooooo what a #noob
shouldn’t you be focusing on your job though?? @-@??
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RE:Welcome
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
uhhhhh shouldn’t you be studying for that final you have tomorrow?? :P
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RE:Welcome
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
=_______=
just do your job.
oh, and if you want a signature, just google it. it’s pretty simple.
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Word Trouble
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Jeonghan,
What does “af” mean?
Hong Jisoo
Information Services Director
Systems of Visionary Technologies
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RE:Word Trouble
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Did you really just email me to define “af” for you when:
- You have google.
- I’m literally just a cubical away from you.
Jisoo, what the hell? I thought you actually had trouble with Microsoft or something.
Yoon Jeonghan
Controller
Systems of Visionary Technologies
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RE:Word Trouble
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Sorry.
Okay, I just googled it.
Thanks for all your help.
Hong Jisoo
Information Services Director
Systems of Visionary Technologies
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RE:Welcome
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Aight, I think I got this shit down, Hyung.
HVC @ SVT
Check out my mixtape fam!!
https://soundcloud.com/pledis_seventeen/seventeen-mixtape-vol10-lizzie-velasquez-vernon-1
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FWD:Welcome
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Jeonghan,
I cannot deal with this new intern. He even made an inappropriate signature. I should report him to Mr.Choi.
Hong Jisoo
Information Services Director
Systems of Visionary Technologies
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RE:Welcome
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Jisoo, calm down. Just tell him to change his signature. Seungcheol probably doesn’t even know what an e-mail signature is.
Though, you have to admit, that mixtape of his is pretty lit.
Yoon Jeonghan
Controller
Systems of Visionary Technologies
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FWD:Welcome
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Jeonghan,
Fine, I won’t report him. But I’m tired of him. I’m just going to focus on my reports while he files. Hopefully he doesn’t screw that up.
Why are you using this lingo that he uses? How do you know such things?
Hong Jisoo
Information Services Director
Systems of Visionary Technologies
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Yo
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Dude I think Jisoo hyung hates me…...
HVC @ SVT
Check out my mixtape fam!!
https://soundcloud.com/pledis_seventeen/seventeen-mixtape-vol10-lizzie-velasquez-vernon-1
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RE:Yo
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
WHY DID YOU GIVE YOUR MIXTAPE LINK ON YOUR WORK SIGNATURE??
you ass!!! i would hate you too if you did that
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RE:Yo
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
But it’s cool :(
I guess you’re right though.
He made me file some documents for him.
I’m pretty sure he just wants to keep me busy….
HVC @ SVT
Check out my mixtape fam!!
https://soundcloud.com/pledis_seventeen/seventeen-mixtape-vol10-lizzie-velasquez-vernon-1
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RE:Yo
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
OMFG CHANGE YOUR DAMN SIGNATURE AND THEN WE’LL TALK
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RE:Yo
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Better?
Choi Hansol
Intern
Systems of Visionary Technologies
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RE:Yo
From:
[email protected]
To:
[email protected]
much.
ANYWAY.
did you finish your work already?
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RE:Yo
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
The filing? Yeah, you know I’m ahead of my work. He said I can just do whatever after I’m done since I only come in for half the day because I still have an evening class I need to commute to. I’m just catching up on my anime now.
Choi Hansol
Intern
Systems of Visionary Technologies
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Your Intern
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
So I was passing by him to run into the copy room to fax something, and you’ll never believe what I overheard in his cube.
He was watching that one anime you’re really into. What’s it called? The one with the weapons and souls?
Yoon Jeonghan
Controller
Systems of Visionary Technologies
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RE:Your Intern
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SOUL EATER????
Hong Jisoo
Information Services Director
Systems of Visionary Technologies
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RE:Your Intern
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Yeah, that show!
Anyway, he seems to be be done with his filing so he’s probably just catching up on episodes. Don’t report him to Seungcheol though, okay? Just let him rest before he heads back to campus.
Yoon Jeonghan
Controller
Systems of Visionary Technologies
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Daily Performance Review
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Hansol,
Congratulations on your performance on your first day. All the files were sent out and properly organized. Thank you for doing your task efficiently.
Hong Jisoo
Information Services Director
Systems of Visionary Technologies
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RE:Daily Performance Review
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Thank you, Mr.Hong.
Choi Hansol
Intern
Systems of Visionary Technologies
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RE:Daily Performance Review
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Oh, you can call me hyung.
By the way, I heard you were watching anime in your cubical? You’re not in trouble or anything. I’m just curious.
Hong Jisoo
Information Services Director
Systems of Visionary Technologies
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RE:Daily Performance Review
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Oh. Okay, hyung.
Yeah, I was watching Soul Eater.
Are you into anime?
Choi Hansol
Intern
Systems of Visionary Technologies
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RE:Daily Performance Review
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
I love Soul Eater!
Yeah, I really like anime!! XD
Look!
Hong Jisoo
Information Services Director
Systems of Visionary Technologies
[— Attached Files —]
maka-figurine-collection.jpg, soul-cosplay.jpg, soul-eater-manga-shelf.jpg
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FWD:RE:Daily Performance Review
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Dude… my whole world has changed.
But who uses ‘XD’ anymore??
Choi Hansol
Intern
Systems of Visionary Technologies
[— Attached Files —]
maka-figurine-collection.jpg, soul-cosplay.jpg, soul-eater-manga-shelf.jpg