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choi_scoups added __b00n0n to the chat.
__b00n0n: aww hyung, i’m first?? :’) so #sweet !!
choi_scoups: shush i only added you first because of your screenname
__b00n0n: WOW OK way to ruin the moment #r00d
choi_scoups added hvcny98 to the chat.
hvcny98: yes!! now it’s a party :D
__b00n0n: it was a party before you even came here!!!! >:0 #stop
hvcny98: okay but wait until you here my newest mixtape omg
choi_scoups: **hear
hvcny98: ah hyung let me live!!!! just mess with seungkwan instead
__b00n0n: hyung knows i just have the best grammer ever so he doesn’t :))))
choi_scoups: **grammar
__b00n0n: GDI HYUNG!!!!!! #sosososorude
choi_scoups added xX_w0nd3rw@ll to the chat.
__b00n0n: who’s that??? #confused
xX_w0nd3rw@ll: hyung you just interrupted my livestream of the newest mcr video..
__b00n0n: oh! wonwoo hyung!!!!!! #hello
hvcny98: didn’t they break up?
xX_w0nd3rw@ll: DON’T SAY SUCH THINGS!!!
hvcny98: “On March 22, 2013, the band announced their break-up on their official website-”
xX_w0nd3rw@ll: I CAN’T SEE THAT!!!!!
__b00n0n: well you obv are since youre responding to it??? #lol
choi_scoups added naega_hosh96 to the chat.
naega_hosh96: GUYS OK I THINK I FINALLY GOT THE JELLYFISH DANCE DOWN
__b00n0n: don’t you just move your hands around?? #what
naega_hosh96: AFTER 40 HOURS OF HARD LABOR
xX_w0nd3rw@ll: soonyoung defend me! hansol keeps going off on me about mcr
naega_hosh96: mcr???
naega_hosh96: mixed… crayon rocks?
xX_w0nd3rw@ll: omg
xX_w0nd3rw@ll: how are you my best friend??
naega_hosh96: oh wait i am???
naega_hosh96: you keep saying that mingyu is :(
hvcny98: mcr - my chemical romance
xX_w0nd3rw@ll: huh? when did i say that???
xX_w0nd3rw@ll: well its you lmao
naega_hosh96: oh mcr!!
naega_hosh96: didn’t they break up like-- 50 years ago??
xX_w0nd3rw@ll: omg….
__b00n0n: hahahahahahaha #rip wonwoo hyung
hvcny98: may his soul rest in peace...
naega_hosh96: just like mcr’s career...
xX_w0nd3rw@ll: YOU GUYS!!!!
xX_w0nd3rw@ll: UGH WHERE’S CHEOL HYUNG????
xX_w0nd3rw@ll: I NEED THE VOICE OF REASON TO HELP ME OUT
choi_scoups: jeon wonwoo; 1996 - 2016
xX_w0nd3rw@ll: …
choi_scoups added thechanman to the chat.
hvcny98: you’re not a man...
thechanman: seungcheol hyung how do i get out of a group chat
xX_w0nd3rw@ll: if i’m suffering, you’re suffering with me chan
thechanman: what are you suffering from? did they steal your beanies again?
xX_w0nd3rw@ll: no they’re insulting music from the gods
xX_w0nd3rw@ll: WHAT DO YOU MEAN AGAIN???|
hvcny98: gdi chan
thechanman: gdi??
hvcny98: g-dragon it lol
thechanman: oh is that what it means!?!?!
hvcny98: ….yes
thechanman: oh that’s interesting!!!
thechanman: gdi
thechanman: gdi
thechanman: gdi
thechanman: gdi
__b00n0n: omg hahahahahaha
hvcny98: smh
thechanman: oh what does that one mean??
choi_scoups: s.m entertainment headquarters
choi_scoups added woozihoon to the chat.
woozihoon: I leave you guys for one minute and I can’t get a break, huh?
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choi_scoups added woozihoon to the chat.
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choi_scoups added woozihoon to the chat.
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choi_scoups added woozihoon to the chat.
woozihoon: OKAY FINE.
choi_scoups: :D
choi_scoups added m_gyuxx to the chat.
choi_scoups added seokmyass to the chat.
woozihoon: ...I have no words for that username, Seokmin...
naega_hosh96: :))))))))))
seokmyass: ;))))))))))
__b00n0n: hansol why aren’t we that cute together :( #goals
hvcny98: what?? we do that too!!
__b00n0n: :D #love #you
__b00n0n: :) #you #should #say #you #love #me #too
__b00n0n: :( #okay
xX_w0nd3rw@ll: that’s not how you use hashtags seungkwan...
__b00n0n: >:( mcr broke up #fightme
xX_w0nd3rw@ll: YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO GO THAT FAR
hvcny98: CRAP SORRY I WAS IN THE KITCHEN
naega_hosh96: haha kitchen... :)
seokmyass: nd u said crap... :)
naega_hosh96: crap in the kitchen
seokmyass: lol we’re so funny
woozihoon: I’m seriously fighting the urge to delete my account.
thechanman: hey wait where’s mingyu hyung??
__b00n0n: oh… he’s probably having dinner or smth
thechanman: smth?
hvcny98: southern mothers that honk
thechanman: so… “oh… he’s probably having dinner or southern mothers that honk”?
hvcny98: yes
hvcny98: afk
__b00n0n: #ok #ily <33333333
seokmyass: seungkwan ur making it so obv
__b00n0n: nothing is obvious!!! #omg
naega_hosh96: oh, but it is ;)
seokmyass: ;)
__b00n0n: ugh… BUT WHERE DID HE GO?? :( #MISSHIMALREADY
naega_hosh96: bathroom i’m guessing??
seokmyass: it’s 6:13… he always goes to the bathroom at 6:13…
xX_w0nd3rw@ll: WHY DO YOU KNOW THAT/??
seokmyass: y do u have two x’s in ur u/n?
xX_w0nd3rw@ll: don’t tell me how to live my life!!
naega_hosh96: more importantly, why doesn’t seungkwan know this???/
__b00n0n: why should i???
seokmyass: u kno y ;))))
naega_hosh96: ;))
woozihoon: Chan, do you really not know what these abbreviations mean?
thechanman: um… no not really…
woozihoon: Really?
woozihoon: …
woozihoon: ....
woozihoon: ...Okay, just wondering…
thechanman: hyung, what does afk mean?
woozihoon: All… flightless kites?
thechanman: with the question mark?
woozihoon: ...Yes…
hvcny98: kk i’m here
hvcny98: oh good one hyung lmao
thechanman: lmao?
hvcny98: any takers?
xX_w0nd3rw@ll: i’ll pass
seokmyass: me 2
naega_hosh96: ^^^^
__b00n0n: lemons… mangoes… apricots… oranges… #good?
seokmyass: ...
naega_hosh96: ...
woozihoon: …
thechanman: i’m guessing that’s not it…
naega_hosh96: KWAN YOU RUINED IT
seokmyass: how are you in the beagle line?
__b00n0n: D: #mybad
hvcny98: just join the no fun guys with me, jihoon hyung, and cheol hyung
choi_scoups: …I’m funny
woozihoon: You actually aren’t
choi_scoups: But I am!
woozihoon: Okay then, let’s take a vote.
woozihoon: All those who think Seungcheol hyung is funny?
choi_scoups: Me!! :D
choi_scoups: …
choi_scoups: …
choi_scoups: Oh...
woozihoon: All those who oppose?
woozihoon: I.
choi_scoups: Jihoon!
thechanman: Me (sorry hyung)!
choi_scoups: Chan!
naega_hosh96: same
choi_scoups: Soonyoung!
seokmyass: u rly r in the no fun guys 4 a reason hyung
__b00n0n: #unfunnycheol
hvcny98: hyung is leader of the no fun guys lbr
choi_scoups: But I am funny… :(
m_gyuxx: suddenly i’m in a group chat with you guys and have a ton of message??
thechanman: wait what does lbr mean?
choi_scoups added junhui_the_way to the chat.
naega_hosh96: !!!!
m_gyuxx: omg…
woozihoon: Here it comes…
thechanman: here what comes??
junhui_the_way: σ(o'ω'o)
naega_hosh96: ( ^ ω ^)
junhui_the_way: ψ(｀∇´)ψ
naega_hosh96: ლ(╹◡╹ლ)
__b00n0n: #wtf #is #happening
hvcny98: soonhui is happening
junhui_the_way: ヾ(*´∀｀*)ﾉ
naega_hosh96: (///▽///)
xX_w0nd3rw@ll: hey i took a quick break from my streaming what did i miss
junhui_the_way: (*≧∇≦*)
naega_hosh96: (*^o^*)
xX_w0nd3rw@ll: nothing??
naega_hosh96: (･A･)
junhui_the_way: ( #｀Д´)
woozihoon: Why am I the same age as you guys?
seokmyass: no offence but 97 line is the best
seokmyass: …
seokmyass: …
seokmyass: wow no response
__b00n0n: um because 98 is where it’s at?? #coolest
hvcny98: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
__b00n0n: #seungsol
hvcny98: i thought our hashtag was #boosol
__b00n0n: either works???
hvcny98: tbh yeah
thechanman: I’m the only 99 here :(
__b00n0n: looooserrrrrrrrrrr
hvcny98: lmao tru
naega_hosh96: nah 96 line is still the best
junhui_the_way: (๑・‿・๑)
xX_w0nd3rw@ll: it’s true
woozihoon: Yeah... we are the best…
m_gyuxx: no 97 line is the best!!!
seokmyass: ….
seokmyass: where were u when i needed u?????
m_gyuxx: i was making coffee….
seokmyass: u could hav still responded??!?!
m_gyuxx: don’t blame this on me!!!
woozihoon: As you can see, 97 line never agrees on anything…
seokmyass: we agree on some things!!
m_gyuxx: we don’t though
seokmyass: but we do tho!!
__b00n0n: omg they’re arguing about agreeing #what #lmao
choi_scoups: Oh, just wait for it…
choi_scoups added minghaomie to the chat.
minghaomie: what the fuck!!
__b00n0n: language!! #ROOD
minghaomie: ...the fuck?
m_gyuxx: MINGHAO!! TELL SEOKMIN WE’RE THE BEST LINE EVER
minghaomie: 97 line?
minghaomie: we’re the worse what the fuck are you talking about lmao
seokmyass: i told u!!!
m_gyuxx: MINGHAO I TRUSTED YOU
minghaomie: you trusted the wrong boy, mingyu
seokmyass: but do u think 96 line is better??
minghaomie: oh hell nah
m_gyuxx: ...at least we can agree on that
junhui_the_way: 请不要说废话 [please dont talk nonsense]
naega_hosh96: oh, junnie’s going for it
minghaomie: 闭上你的乌鸦嘴 [shut your big mouth]
seokmyass: omg theyre going 4 it
hvcny98: i aint gonna ask what they’re saying… but can anyone understand it..
woozihoon: Vaguely… Actually, no, not at all...
xX_w0nd3rw@ll: i think the first thing jun typed is pronounced ‘qing’
junhui_the_way: 对。 [correct.]
xX_w0nd3rw@ll: okay you lost me there…
minghaomie: 哈哈哈 [ha ha ha]
thechanman: 你好！ [hello!]
__b00n0n: omg chan what’d you say?? #omg
thechanman: oh… i just said hi
minghaomie: good job
thechanman: omg! Thank you! :D
junhui_the_way: we’ll teach you something, chan ( ◔ิω◔ิ)
minghaomie: we’ll send it separately :)
thechanman: omg! Okay!
woozihoon: I have a bad feeling about this…
naega_hosh96: ditto
xX_w0nd3rw@ll: haha same
__b00n0n: wow… 96 line really does agree on a lot of things!! #amazing
hvcny98: stfu boo
m_gyuxx: ...seok you gotta step your game up!!
seokmyass: me?? what about u???
thechanman: SEUNGKWAN
thechanman: they told me to tell you--
thechanman: 去你的！你说的全是废话 [screw you! you’re full of crap]
__b00n0n: what does that mean? #confused lol
thechanman: “you’re cool! I wanna be like you”
__b00n0n: :’) #awww
minghaomie: 哈哈哈 [ha ha ha]
junhui_the_way: 哈哈哈 [ha ha ha]
choi_scoups: i leave for like a few minutes…
naega_hosh96: okay but no offense… 96 is still the best...
choi_scoups added angelic1004 to the chat.
choi_scoups: :)
angelic1004: cheol, don’t give me that
choi_scoups: :(
angelic1004: hello my kids
thechanman: i’m not your kid!!
angelic1004: you’re right… you’re my baby…
thechanman: hyung!
choi_scoups: love me, han :(
angelic1004: nah, you’re good 0:)
seokmyass: lol chan
angelic1004: seokmin, whose fool are you?
seokmyass: ...jeonghan hyung’s…
naega_hosh96: HAHAHAHA (-^〇^-)
junhui_the_way: ヾ(*´∀｀*)ﾉ
angelic1004: yah, soonyoung…
naega_hosh96: !!!!
naega_hosh96: UM--
naega_hosh96: SO HOW’S THE WEATHER TODAY?
__b00n0n: #lmao soonyoung hyung
hvcny98: jeonghan hyung, what am i?
__b00n0n: !!!! #excuse me???
__b00n0n: YOU’RE MINE
hvcny98: huh?
naega_hosh96: YOOOOOOO
m_gyuxx: caught
__b00n0n: #SHIT
__b00n0n: I MEAN
minghaomie: i already screenshot
woozihoon: Hahahaha, busted.
angelic1004: wait… I feel we’re missing someone…
naega_hosh96: are you sure?? I think we’re all here????
m_gyuxx: but… wait no something doesn’t feel right…
__b00n0n: #what?? @-@;; i’m pretty sure we’re all here though…
woozihoon: Yeah, there’s Cheol hyung and Han hyung--
minghaomie: WAIT
minghaomie: THERE’S A LACK OF EMOTICONS
hvcny98: OH MY GOSH
hvcny98: JISOO HYUNG!!!!
choi_scoups: shit!
choi_scoups: wait, I don’t have him on my friends list??
m_gyuxx: omg… wait until i tell him that hyung
choi_scoups: istg you better not tell him
m_gyuxx: fuck, wait, i don’t have him on my list either?
xX_w0nd3rw@ll: does anyone have him????
hvcny98: uh.. Wait i think i do!!
hvcny98 added sugoixboy95 to the chat.
sugoixboy95: OH HAI GUYS >w<
sugoixboy95: I hope I didn’t miss anything xD
woozihoon: ...
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sugoixboy95: …
sugoixboy95: woops, did I say something wrong?
sugoixboy95: oh well :3