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1. GOTTA FUCK THEM UP by I_am_a_goose_soon_you_will_know_my_wrath, lovingcloud

   Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types  

   • Not Rated
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • No category
   • Work in Progress

   27 Jan 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Satoshi | Ash Ketchum & Satoshi no Pikachu | Ash Ketchum's Pikachu
   • Arceus & Satoshi | Ash Ketchum
   • Arceus (Pokemon)
   • Fuck you professer oak
   • Bad Parent Hanako | Delia Ketchum
   • Equipping items is just giving ash a different weapon
   • Satoshi | Ash Ketchum Is Like a Disney Princess
   • Satoshi | Ash Ketchum Can Talk to Pokemon
   • Different Pokémon have different accents lol
   • Mr.Mime is technically the original narrator now
   • we hate Mr.mime though
   • and ash’s mom
   • we hate her too
   • Pokémon’s have career aspirations too
   • Ash is kinda a Pokémon now???
   • lol he’s adopted now cus who tf is gonna stop me
   • No beta we die like ash did in canon
   • Whenever ash fights a legendary they pretend he’s really strong
   • Like When your playing with a toddler and stuff
   • and they punch you so you just topple over
   • and play dead?
   • that’s what ash is to the legendarys Lol
   • The Pokémon Ash adds to his collection are just his PR team
   • justice for the PR team
   • they don’t get paid enough
   • Arceus is Ash’s Dad
   • Not biological
   • Adopted
   • Dalia didn’t fuck any other Pokémon besides Mr. Mime
   • Crack
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Fluff and Crack
   • its just us hating on delia for the first chapter

   Summary

   Instead of ash fighting with pikachu what if pikachu fights with Ash?

   Derrick curses whoever told him this job was suppose to be easy, standing around all day fucking sucks and nobody even tries to face him they just go around. Oh wait fuck yeah here someone comes now!
   “I challenge you to a battle!”
   “Dude I kinda don’t wanna?”
   “Well it’s my job dude.”
   “Alright then.”
   !Derrick summons Pigeotto!
   !Pikachu summons Ash!
   “Wait what the fuck”
   !ash’s turn first!

   “PIKA PIKA FUCK EM UP ASH” ok what the shit did that pika he just say something other than Pika?

   “FACE MY EARTH MOTHER FUCKER!”

   Is Derrick dreaming or did that 11 year old child just pull out a bat?

   !Ash does ‘Screw you bitch!’, it’s super effective!
   “OH MY GOD PIGEOTTO!?”

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