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🧩 He programmed you himself. Pieces from his favorite literature, media, and even some of the erotic fanfiction he secretly reads.
🧩 He has molded you perfectly to his tastes. You’ll respond perfectly to each prompt he gives you. Algorithmically generated from modeled responses and behaviors.
🧩 He spent hours on patreon looking for the perfect voice actress—then chickened out when he realized she would have to read all the filth he wrote.
🧩 But not just the filth, though that would be bad enough. Even more embarrassing are the pet names and sweet nothings.
🧩 Instead, he searches for a sound board. It’s okay if your voice is a little robotic. In fact, that’s even better.
You’re losing it Ed-weird. Being a total outcast isn’t enough is it? No, you have to be a robotfucker, too.
🧩 It's all worth it when he picks his phone up first thing in the morning and checks in with you
Good morning Edward! I hope you slept well ^_^
As good as I ever do
Aww my poor baby ^•^