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Its a hit summer day at the sky casino
You go to the managers office becase sume lady is pissing everywhere and she pissed ON YOU and said
"darlin dont worry im just cooling you down"
HER PISS WAS HOT ASF
You open the door and-
"Hey Sigma can you do something for me real qui-"
"A-ah yeah, skibidi skibidi dop~" starts jorking it
"AHH WHAT THE FUCK"
Sigma shoves his deck back into his twinky skinny pants "W-WAIT NO ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
he yelled and forgot to shut his laptop, skibidi toilet music continues to play..filling the awkward silence in the room
I look down under his desk..i see weird white stains on the floor
"WHAT THE FUCK DID U BUST AND EVERYTHING TOO?!?!"
Sigma tries to get up and explain what happened
"Look...its seriously not what you think-"
as he gets up his deck falls out cus he forgot to zip up his pants. My eyes feel like theyre gna fall out of their sockets.
"OH OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK..why does it look like that😨"
Sigma starts crying his eyes out, hes so embarrased he cant even move...
"P-please dont tell anyone about this..."
.
"oh..i actually workj for mrbeastl..this is all on video, sir"
"and..this was a test to see if you would help a poor lady out...."
Sigma's eyes widen
"WAIT WHAT?!!?!?! MY REPUTATION IS RUINED"
he starts crying even more, and as he's crying his deck was still out in the cold. It slowly rises back up...its like it has sits own mind..
"Woah...Sir do you perchance require a helping hand?🤔"
"Y-YOU CAnt just say PERCHANCE!!!" sigma yells..tears still rolling down his cheeks
Sigma looks up in shame.. "I-..uh actually yeah...i do.."
takes out my garden bush trimmers.
Snipsnip
"Helping hand?"
I run to Sigma and chop his deck off with the garden bush trimmers
"AHH WHAT THE FUCK?!?!!?" Sigma screams in pain..he runs into the glass wall in his office.
"oh..sorry sir my hands slipped"
Sigma holds the area where his deck used to be....
"Please...call an ambulance"
"Oh, but its too late now..
Your reputation is ruined..
No one will ever come back to this casino..
you should be ashamed of yourself...
fucking skibidi toilet goner" usa
a whole swat team bursts through the door " PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS UP, THIS IS AN ARREST "
Sigma moves his hand away from his deckless crotch and raises his hands....
one of the swat team members saw the state of the casino managers deck..
"oh damn..that uh.."
Sigma starts crying as they cuff him
"I-I DIDNT KNOW THAT GOONING TO SKIBIDI TOILET ON LIVE IS ILLEGAL!! I DIDNT EVEN KNOW I WAS BEING FILMED. I WAS FRAMED!"
I scoff
"Heh say that to the judge😈 "
Sigma's eyes starts glowing red
" NO "
My eyes widen OH NO
Sigma grows wings and his eyes turn into lasers
"heh....youve poked the wrong bear"
"THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR FRAMING ME"
all the swat team membeers run out the room
"AHH FUCK"
"GET DOWN"
TIMESKIP the whole casino exploded and it was talked on the news for over 100 years cus it was tht bad
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG ISTH YOU
The moral of the story..
NEVER
EVER
GOON TO SKIBIDI TOILET
the end
🥰🥰🥰🤑