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ninjago x reader nsfw alphabet

Summary:

written by me and my friend, these are all meant to be jokes and not to be taken seriously

Notes:

he’s a MASSIVE bottom

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: jay

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a - aftercare

Plays video games right after and asks if you wanna join.

 

b - body part

His favourite part on himself is definitely his face as he's just the silliest little guy especially with those tiny freckles.

On you it's your thighs as he finds them comforting and likes to lie down on them and yap while you swirl your fingers through his curly hair.

 

c - cum

Tastes like an energy drink, feels like one too.

 

d - dirty secret

Acts nonchalant with you in front of his friends but completely folds for you the moment you guys are alone together (me next)

 

e - experience

100% A VIRGIN LMAOOOOO

 

f - favourite position

Literally ANY one where you’re on top (he’s the biggest bottom imaginable) (you know what else is imaginable) (LOOOWWW TAPERRR FADDDEEEEE)

 

g - goofy

Literally can’t even speak let alone make jokes. He’s too busy whimpering (like the good boy he is)

 

h - hair

Would pull you hair but like in a bottom way like when your giving him the best head imaginable

 

i - intimacy

Will hold your hand for support and grab on to you 😏😏😏 (ME NEXT!!!!!)

 

j - jack off jay

He would only do it with the thought of you and would honestly do it anytime, anywhere, if you asked for it because he's a bottom ass bitch boy.

 

k - kinks

electostimulation
praise kink
pegging
joi

 

l - location

He prefers it on the bed as its softer for him but when it comes to you he would do it anywhere

 

m - motivation

You. This man will literally do ANYTHING (😍😍😍😍) to please you (such a good boy).

 

n - no

Anything to do with pain (whiny ass bitch)

 

o - oral

He will absolutely melt if you give him oral, like it is wild how much he'd moan (just how i like it🛐🛐🛐🛐).

 

p - pace

He would like it nice and slow but if you sped up he would accept it

 

q - quickies

He would NOT be able to keep it in long at all especially if you’re on top (you always are).

 

r - risk

He would risk it ALL if it meant you guys could get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 (…heh…)

 

s - stamina

He'd use his lightning powers to give you guys more energy or you know you could always drink his cum to get more (YUMMY 😍😍😍😍)

 

t - toys

ELECTRIC STRAP ON 😍😍😍 (used on him)

 

u - unfair

You have COMPLETE control over him and you have all the power while he has NOTHING

 

v - volume

His whiny ass can NOT keep quiet for you.

 

w - wildcard

He would try and play video games while you're giving him head.

 

x - xray

Uncut, slight curve to the left, flavor is very sugary and filled with energy (due to the electricity) and a length 7.47343 inches with a girth of 5.436 inches, lightly trimmed without a SINGLE hair in sight

 

y - yearning

He absolutely YEARNS for you to dominate him however another part of him also wants to be your knight in shining armour and protect you

 

z - zzzzz

He will REFUSE to sleep unless you guys are cuddling (what a cutie) and you guys will switch from time to time of whos the big spoon or little spoon but typically is always the little spoon even if he doesn't want to admit it to his friends (best bf ever guys😍😍😍😍🙏🙏🙏🙏).