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You and Stanford Pines have been divorced for nearly thirty-one years.
And boy, have you enjoyed it to the fullest.
He wasn’t the worst man out there, no doubt. From what you can remember, he was good to you for a while. He was certainly better than the other two-month-long flings you had in drunken despair while searching for what he'd given you all those years ago. The older you got, the less you searched for love, and more for fulfillment--and bird-watching. Did I mention you have a pension for bird-watching? You went back to school, became a teacher in California, and worked at the same middle-school for twenty-eight years. However, when your two favorite twin students and niece, Melody, peer-pressure you back up to Gravity Falls, it turns out that what you tried to end back in '81 might be back to haunt you. Along with a lot of other paranormal stuff.