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    Pansy is putting together a sexy charity calendar, and Hermione has absolutely no strong feelings about that. None whatsoever - not even in regards to her co-worker with a penchant for rolling his sleeves and being emotionally available.

    Hermione never planned on Draco Malfoy becoming a constant in her life. But somewhere between shared memories and meddling friends, the lines blurred. Maybe, she realises, they were always heading here.

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    Hermione bit her lip and mulled over an idea. Would they hate it? Maybe. Would it be hilarious? Absolutely. “We could still make something to sell…” She began, her voice light. “Like a calendar?” She was met with confused faces. “A risqué one.” Hermione clarified. “For charity.”

    Theo leaned forward with a slow, wolfish grin. “One of those calendars where people pose shirtless? Tastefully. Artfully.” He paused for dramatic effect. “Nakedly.” He waggled his eyebrows.

    “I love it, let’s do it.” Pansy declared.

    “Absolutely not.” Malfoy said immediately.

    “Oh, come on.” Blaise grinned. “For the children, Malfoy.”

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