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Jason's brother Adam and his bandmate Daniel were planning to go down to a Red Lobster in King Of Prussia, Pennsylvania. At least, that's what they told Jason.

• "Mate, what the hell are you doing in a place called King Of Prussia?!"
• "Meeting our future bandmate."
• "Oh yeah? And who is that?"
• "Jimmy Pop."
• "Eh- Jimmy Pop? From Bloodhound Gang? You're joining the Bloodhound Gang!?"
• "Yes, mate. Did I not tell you before? Daniel and I are joining!!"

And with that, Adam and Dan were off.

Later, in Pennsylvania...

• "You must be Jimmy Pop, correct?"
• "Damn right I am."
• "Great. So I'm Adam, and this is D-"
• "I know who you guys are. Anyway, let's get to the point. You guys are in Bloodhound Gang now."
• Eh- really? Just like that? "...alright then."
• "So, lemme chat with Denial P. Cartier there."
• "...it's Daniel P. Carter. Not Denial P. Cartier or whatever you said."
• "Fine, fine. Dan-i-el P. Car-ter. Come chat with me, I gotta tell ya somethin'."
• "Sure, Jim. What is it?"