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1. Murder, Tea, and Accidental Nobility by PoisonedAce

   Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, Gen, M/M
   • Work in Progress

   10 Aug 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Blitzo/Stolas Goetia
   • Blitzo & Moxxie (Helluva Boss)
   • Blitzo & Loona (Helluva Boss)
   • Blitzo & Millie (Helluva Boss)
   • Asmodeus | Ozzie/Fizzarolli (Helluva Boss)
   • Blitzo & Fizzarolli (Helluva Boss)
   • Andrealphus/Vassago (Helluva Boss)
   • Blitzo & Stolas Goetia
   • Blitzo (Helluva Boss)
   • Stolas Goetia
   • Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Moxxie (Helluva Boss)
   • Millie (Helluva Boss)
   • Fizzarolli (Helluva Boss)
   • Asmodeus | Ozzie (Helluva Boss)
   • Original Helluva Boss Character(s)
   • Loona (Helluva Boss)
   • Prince Blitzo
   • Nobility
   • Post-Episode: s02e11 Mastermind (Helluva Boss)
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Angst
   • Slow Burn
   • Found Family
   • Emotional Hurt/Comfort
   • Imp Prince Blitzo
   • Assassination Attempt(s)
   • Snark and Sass as Survival Tactics
   • banter as a coping mechanism
   • Stolas Goetia Loves Blitzo
   • Blitzo Loves Stolas Goetia
   • Blitzo Has Issues (Helluva Boss)
   • Power Dynamics
   • Trauma
   • Explicit Language
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Misunderstandings
   • Near Death Experiences
   • Angst with a Happy Ending

   Summary

   Blitzø is unexpectedly crowned a Prince of Hell by Lucifer himself, an outrageous move that shatters infernal tradition and thrusts the foul-mouthed imp into a world of court politics, assassination attempts, and silk-clad vipers.

   With Stolas at his side, stripped of his own power but determined to help, Blitzø must navigate a hostile nobility that would rather see him dead than seated beside them, all while juggling unresolved feelings and a crown that feels more like a target than a triumph.

   Meanwhile, Stolas struggles with his new lot in life and a bond with Blitzø that’s deepening in ways he didn’t expect. Together, they may just shake Hell to its foundations… or go down burning in the attempt.

   Language:

   English

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