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"Hey hey Lois" the sound of Jimmy's not so hushed calling for their colleague.
"What? Jimmy what?!"
"shhhhh!"
Clark absolutely have no idea what is going on behind him. These two can have the wildest jokes to just prank him so it's better to pay no mind to their antics plus it's nearing lunchtime, he can't wait to take a nap.
"Look there," can be heard from Jimmy and when Lois finally looked over to where he discreetly pointed to,
"oh woah, go get Clark" oh now this must be important or his task wouldn't be satisfying enough and he couldn't nap well later.
"Hey Clark, something important at 5 o'clock" his face scrunches in confusion. What could be important at 5pm? Was there an announcement that he missed? He starts going back to check his other tabs on their groupchats and the company's website.
"No no Clark, 5 o'clock to your right. Something really important" came from Lois with an exasperated tone.
"Clark just look over"
"This better not be a prank—"
Lex Luthor. Is on their floor. He's bending over someone's desk explaining god knows what because Clark is only able to tunnel vision on the fact that Lex is bending over and his clothed ass is on display directly in his line of sight.
Two devilish chuckles can be heard beside him as Clark can feel a blush creep up his neck and was that a slight twitch in his pants. This is his big boss he's lusting over. Oh gosh he's so embarrassed to feel like this.
"Guys! Be serious!" quickly tearing his eyes away to glare at his two friends. They're mean friends. He loves them.
"C'mon Clark, it's the best part of the job. When are you gonna hit on him anyway? This is the worst edging ever"
Clark smacks him with the newspaper on his desk. "Workplace etiquette!"
"Workplace etiquette, my ass. Or should i say his ass" they both erupted into laughter at how Clark sputters at the sentence because they're not wrong in the slightest.
"Are you three having a laugh in my presence?" came the sudden voice about 5ft from them.
"Oh no no Mr Luthor, we were just enlightening the tasks at hand and giving moral support!" leave it to Lois Lane to save all their asses from problems.
"Yes giving moral support to our colleague here Clark! He needs all the support he can get to do his best" thanks a lot Jimmy. As if he doesn't need more spotlight being shone on him.
"Yes yes Mr Luthor as he says! Teamwork is key" at this point the inside of his pants is getting a bit restrictive while he tries to get his brain to function in front of the real reason why his brain is scrambling. Oh gosh he's never been this close to the real deal.
"Since what's the name? Clark.. Kent? does need all the support, come meet me for lunch in my office. I can present some meaningful methods of support to help the ideas coming" was that a secretive wink directed his way? oh fuck he's close. Good gosh maybe today is the day.
Scrambling himself to stand and coming face to face with the literal embodiment of his lust, he can feel another twitch in his pants.
"Yes sir! um Mr Luthor. I'll be sure to be on time!"
"Good, I have no time for late arrivals" with that he walks off towards the hallway to the elevators.
Clark Kent needs to go to the bathroom now. His collar feels too tight and his hand itch to release himself.
"Make sure to call us tonight about all the wonderful happenings in that office, Clark"
"I can't believe I'm friends with you two"
"You love us" Lois chimed with a poke to his dimple.
"24 minutes until lunchtime btw" came with a smack to Clark's shoulder from Jimmy "you lucky bastard, I'm so proud"