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Iguana Greg looked out over the wide sea. So much water. So many critters. One critter in particular, had to go. Only Iguana Greg was up to the task. So, he did what any iguana would do. He pulled up his skirt, and dove headfirst into the water. It was time to eradicate the Wizard Lobster.
First, he would need a map. He pulled out both his paper and pen and got to drawing. Unfortunately, he ran into an issue along the way. When he looked down at the paper, he realized he was drawing not a map, but an Iguana. He could hear his own voice in his head, laughing at him.
“I’m Iguana Gregggggg!” it said, “I’m Iguana Gregggg!” It was applauding the subconscious trickery he had delivered.
Iguana Greg shook his head, “Snap out of it! The Wizard Lobster won’t eradicate itself!”. He would have to go mapless.
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Iguana Greg continued on his mission, scurrying over the ocean floor. Not long into the journey, he ran into a lobster. He inspected the creature closely, knowing this could be the very scoundrel he was after. Overall, it looked.... normal.
“Are you a lobster or are you a Wizard Lobster?”, the humble iguana asked.
The lobster made direct eye contact with Iguana Greg. Suddenly, without warning, it started screaming. Iguana Greg was immediately endeared.
Then, out of nowhere, the lobster started glowing. It floated gracefully up into the air. Something purple and pointed began to take shape on its head.
Is that... could it be? A wizard hat?
Realization struck the iguana. Wizard Lobster. How could he have been so foolish? But alas, it was too late now. He had bonded with the lowly Wiz Lob. He simply couldn't eradicate it. So, Iguana Greg took the Wizard Lobster by the claw, and they walked together into the setting sun. Perhaps, Iguanas and Wizard Lobsters could live harmoniously after all.