Archive of Our Own

Chapter Text

The great Leo Valdez had finally perfected his masterpiece. The monster-proof, fire-proof, lightning-proof, water-proof, drop proof, phone. I could withstand anything, even Percy. So, of course he had to give one to each of his friends.

"What is this?" Piper asks as she twists the black rectangle in her hand, confusion visible on her face.

"It's the brand new McShizzle everything-proof phone" Leo exclaimed with a wide smile. "You can keep it. I made one for everyone"

Piper just shrugged, and walked away. 

_

"Ooh whatcha got there?" Will asked his amazing beautiful cute smart majestic awesome depressed self-loathing deserving of love needs a hug adorable emo boyfriend. "Just this.. thing Leo gave me. Did you get one?" Nico answered.

"No, sadly" Will replied. "But I do know how to use that "thing", as you so intelligently described it. " Nico visibly blushed, and Will giggled at that.

Will did explain how to use it.

_

After Will's long out talk about how to use the phone, Nico was feeling pretty confident using it. So, he decided to try to put Percy's number in. Which Piper had given to him.

Nico carefully typed in the digits, and huh it works. A new text option showed up. Nico decided to try it out, right then.

N -[ Hi percy i got a phone from leo did you get one

2 hours later

? -[ sorry wrong number

N -[ You Are not percy

N -[ Oh then how do i ad percy nunber

? -[ click on add contact and type in his number.

? -[ maybe ask someone that knows it to help

N -[ Are you caling me incompitent random person

? -[ i would say you sound like my brother🙄

? -[ but you have too many grammar errors for me to truthfully say that

N -[ What is that

? -[ whats what

N -[ That yellow cercle

? -[ you mean emoji

N -[ Maybe

? -[ geez how old are you

? -[ 80?

N -[ Close i am turnning 92 in january

...

N -[ Hello?

N -[ I found the question marks

? -[ you're telling me

N -[ Texting

? -[ whatever

? -[ you are telling me, you are 91 years old

? -[ IM TEXTING A 91 YEAR OLD!!!!

N -[ No

? -[ what

N -[ I am 15

? -[ that is not what you just said

? -[ are you a into children by chance 🤨

N -[ Again with the  emoji

N -[ How old is children?

? -[ anything under 18

N -[ Well i am 15 so i gues yes

? -[ just so you know

? -[ i do have a bf

? -[ the answer is no

N -[ Bf?

? -[ boyfriend

N -[ Oh

? -[ so your homophobic and pedo

? -[ what a day im having

N -[ What no i have a bf too

? -[ ...

? -[ wow

? -[ you are really bad at this whole catfishing thing

? -[ but then again, im dating someone

"Hey Nico, who are you texting?" Will asked, walking up to Nico. Nico was currently sitting at the base of some random tree in the forest near Camp Half-Blood.

"No one!" Nico basically yelled, hiding his new phone.

"Well, come gets some dinner, mr. mysterious" Will joked, already grabbing Nico's hand. Nico accepted, pocketing the phone and walking beside the blonde.

Chapter Text

? -[ wow

? -[ you are really bad at this whole catfishing thing

? -[ but then again, im dating someone

... later that night

N -[ Sorry i had to eat dinner

? -[ ah mr. doesn't know how to catfish is back

N -[ I dont like fish

? -[ not that type of catfish

? -[ god your old

N -[ Gods

? -[ gods?

? -[ whatever

N -[ I never asked whats your name

? -[ i cant say

N -[ Why?

? -[ internet safety duh

N -[ Internet? is that like usig phone

? -[ are you serious

? -[ and you really tried to convince me you are 15

N -[ I am 15

? -[ you literally said you a 91 too

N -[ Well how old are you

? -[ internet safety

N -[ I dont know what tat is

? -[ its basically a set of rules to follow

N -[ Oh

N -[ I am not good a folowing the rules

? -[ what try to break out of the nursing home grandpa

N -[ I am 15

N -[ Ad i still want o know who im textig

? -[ a person who has a boyfriend and is not interesting in dating someone older than them

N -[ Okay

? -[ just like that

? -[ wow

N -[ Where do you live?

? -[ ...

? -[ actually you know what. whats your name

N -[ I thought you text

? -[ yeah whatever

T -[ im Tim

N -[ Your a boy

T -[ yes?

N -[ And you said that you have a boyfried

T -[ boyfriend yes

T -[ are you sure your not homophobic

N -[ Cool  happy fae emoji

T -[ did you just try to type in happy face emoji to get a happy face emoji

N -[ Yes

T -[ lol cool cool?

T -[ anyways, whats your name

N -[ Nick

T -[ 😂 we have basic ass names

T -[ at least its not Will

N -[ Hey

N -[ My boyfriend name is will

T -[ are you serious

N -[ Yes i told you i have a boyfriend

T -[ okay i guess

N -[ What is yur boyfriend name?

T -[ Bernard

N -[ Haha

T -[ im going to ignore the cringe of you typing haha

N -[ What is your boyfriend like

T -[ he's nice?

T -[ why are you all of sudden asking me questions about my personal life, specifically my boyfriend

N -[ I have not mett oter people other then my kind who are 

T -[ gay?

T -[ well im bisexaul

N -[ Will is too

N -[ What dose yur boyfriend lock like

T -[ he is about average height, has blond hair, funny

N -[ Did you steal my boyfreind?

T -[ what

T -[ your bf also blond, funny and kinda tall

N -[ Yes

T -[ what are the odds

T -[ i have to go now

N -[ Okay

T -[ gn

N -[ What does that mean?

...

N -[ Nevermidn

Chapter Text

N-[ Good moning

T-[ does autocorrect not exist where you are?

T-[ also, its 5 in the morning

T-[ good morning my ass

N-[ Oh

T-[ did you not realize??

N-[ I

T-[ what were you doing all night then?

T-[ you're in a nursing home, arent you supposed to be sleeping

N-[ I am nt in a nusing home i am 15

T-[ whatever you say

N-[ Why ar yo awek

T-[ 😔😐

T-[ because i have a job

N -[ At nigt

T-[ yes

T-[ also, i really need someone on your end to add in autocorrect and take way your autocaps

N-[ What

T-[ grammar

N-[ I have daslesia

...

T-[ dyslexia

T-[ that makes sense

T-[ still don't you have someone who ca help with that

T-[ like your boyfriend, a teacher, your parents

N-[ My boyfried also has dislesa

T-[ ok

T-[mom, teacher, guardian, nurse

N-[ nuse?

T-[ you are focusing on the wrong thing

"This is what i get for trying to help a random stranger online"

N-[ I donot have mom and mrste brener would not help

T-[ ...

T-[ im not gonna ask

T- change in subject

T-[ have any siblings

T-[ ?

N-[ Is tat not inturnt safety

T-[ i thought you liked to break the rules, grandpa

N-[ I have asister

T-[ cool

T-[ i have 4 brothers, 1 sister and a girl who is kinda my second sister but not adopted

N-[ That alot

T-[ ya they are a lot

N-[ Did yu say i remineded yu of your brothere 

T-[ you rememeber that

T-[ maybe you arent that old

Chapter Text

"Drake" Tim hears. He was sitting at desk, researching some new uprising group of criminals. When his phone goes off, alerting him someone texted him. Pulled out of his hyperfocus, Tim goes to check his phone (which lays on his bedside), and sees it is a message from 'Nick'.

Damian currently found Tim, laying on his bed, texting. "Not that i care, but whom are you messaging?" Tim quickly shoves his phone under him, and turns to face the demon. "None of your business." Tim replies, sitting up on his bed.

Damian rolls his eyes and left, forgetting why he even went to Tim's room. (It doesn't matter)

___

...

5:18am T-[ maybe you arent that old

5:19am N-[ Hey i am not tat old

5:25am T-[ i can hear you huff through the screen

T-[ my brother came in my room and was bothering me

N-[ What

T-[ does your sister not annoy you

T-[ ?

N-[ Non

T-[ okay

N-[ I love my sister

T-[ thats a first

N-[ What

T-[ you say what a lot

T-[ what i mean

T-[ actually loving your sibling, of course you love them, but like them not getting on your nerves

N-[ Oh

T-[ you also say oh alot

N-[ I tink you shoold love yor seablings

T-[ yeah

T-[ but for real, she doesnt

N-[ Of cours not

Nick is typing...

N-[ Hazel is the best thing that has ever happened to me since B- backspace backspace

N-[ She is the bast

T-[ okay then

T-[ glad some old guy likes their sister

Nick is typing...

T-[ if you are going to type "i am 15", i will delete your number

T-[ yep thats what i thought

N-[ Gotto go

T-[ k enjoy whatever the hell you are doing at 6am

Chapter Text

"Good morning, Sunshine!" Will Solace loudly announced for the whole camp to hear. Nico groaned, and smiled a little at his boyfriend. The two boys head over to the pavilion for breakfest.

(they got food)

"So, how did you sleep?" Will asked nicely, though everyone knew he was very strict about Nico's sleep. "How was the infirmary instead of sleeping?" Nico replied back, smirking. "Oh don't turn this on me, mister. We both know you were up doing something."

"You are such a hypocrite." 

"And you are such a.. emo"

"HOW DARE YOU"

The two boys went on like this for a while. It was abruptely stopped by Leo, who came running over. 

"HEY!" Leo all but yelled, even though it was 7:30 in the morning.

"Hi Leo" Will smiled. Gods, Nico did not know how they were so energetic at this time of day. (bro get some sleep. that might help)

The brunette turned to Nico, and asked how he was liking the telephone. Nico say "It's fine", while Will asked Leo if he could make him one. Leo, being the inventer he is, agreed of course, and skipped off. 

_Later-

Leo made the phone pretty quickly (he had extras, and got distracted for a little bit before remembering). Before, Will was using his mom's old Nokia, which sucked (and attracted monsters). Nico was there when Leo gave Will the quote on quote "McShizzle everything-proof" phone. (it looks like a Google pixel 7)

Will was excited, he got his boyfriend's number, sending him a quick text to make sure it was right. It was.

The son of Apollo then opened Google to see if it works (it does). 

"What is that?" Nico asked, glancing at the phone. Will looked up from the device, making direct eye contact with his raven haired Nico (hehe). Will followed Nico's line of sight to the Google logo.

"Oh, Google?" Nico nodded slowly. "Google is a search engine on the internet. You can 'google' things with it." Will chuckled. The son of Hades did not get it. "Here," Will says, putting out his hand for Nico to hand him his own McShizzle everything-proof. Nico grabbed it from his black jeans pocket, giving it to the carebear. Will then opened a random circle with white background button on the phone (Nico doesn't have a password on his phone), and typed. 

"Ni-ght wing" Nico read slowly, while the blond typed. "Who's Nightwing?"

Will turned to Nico, flabbergasted. "You don't know who Nightwing is?!" Nico shook his head, making a 'Am I supposed to' kinda motion. "Well, I'll tell ya."

Will then went on to explain to Nico all about how Nightwing was basically his Bi awakening, and about these other "vigilantes" who fight crime in New Jersey. All Nico understood was that their were actual 'superheroes', other than demigods. 

___(oh its a long one. hehe)---

6:36pm

T-[ have you ever watched hazbin hotel

T-[ ?

N-[ What is tat

T-[ its a tv show

N-[ A what

T-[ okay i know for a fact that tv shows existed back in 1934

N-[ How did yo nao what yeir i was born in?

T-[ because you told me you are turning 92. math

N-[ Oh

T-[ so im guessing you havent watched hazbin hotel

N-[ Last thing i wattched was maybe snow wite

T-[ god you are old. 15 my ass

N-[ Can we not git into tis agein palise

T-[ well you did say please

T-[ so i guess yes

N-[ Cool. Becaz i wanted to tel you tat my boyfried shod me goggle

T-[ you took a solide 2 minutes to type that, i waited patienly

T-[ you should be glad that my ex-girlfriend cant type for shit or else i would not be able to read that

T-[ and no she does not have dyslexia she has issues

T-[ still love her tho ❤️

N-[ I tougt yo were dantig a boy

T-[ i am

T-[ we broke up

T-[ we are still friends though

N-[ Oh ok

T-[ sorry we got side tracked

T-[ your boyfriend showed you google

T-[ how did that go, granpa?

N-[ He showd me this guy name methwing

Tim is laying in bed, vibing, texting with 'Nick' at 7pm before patrol. Then, started aggressively coughing and laughing. He barely types back,

T-[ you mean nightwing

N-[ Ya

(Tim is still dying)

Nick is typing...

N-[ He tod me tat hes bye awekening was nightwing

T-[ thats cool

T-[ my was superboy

(A/N (mid chapter) i don't not ship TimKon, but like. Tim's awakening was totally him, or it was Dick (but thats weird now))

N-[ Who

T-[ you really are disconnected

N-[ He allso showd me thise ather guys

T-[ okay

N-[ Yo can serch anyting on googgle

T-[ yes you can

T-[ so do you have a favorite gotham vigilante

N-[ I donot no there name

T-[ describe

(pray for Tim, im about to butcher so hard. i dont even think im doing the dyslexia right.)

Nick is typing...

N-[ There are alot of robebins i liked the secad 1. there was baitman to darck for me. nigtwing is not my type to blue. ather robebin someting i did not like him much ugly suite. 

T-[ thats nice

T-[ i personally like red robin, but we all have our opinions

N-[ Oh tat is the name red

T-[ anyways, gotta go

T-[ work

N-[ goodngiht

T-[ 💤

Chapter Text

"Alfred, have you seen my phone?"

__

7:42am

T!-[ yellow

N-[ Hi

T!-[ have you had breakfest

N-[ Yes

T!-[ cool Cool

N-[ What the shist ar you doin

T!-[ texting😝

N-[ You ar bein strage

T!-[ no im not

T!-[ strange how?

N-[ You arnot insarting me what is going one?

T!-[ I dont usually insurt people, soo

N-[ Are yo trying to gasligt me? Or is this ather old persson jocke

T!-[ no of course not

T!-[ wait how old are you

N-[ You non

T!-[ i forgot

T!-[ remind me

N-[ sus

T!-[ did you just ype sus

N-[ Ya my boyfried sister taugt me it

T!-[ cool

T!-[ my brother also has a boyfriend

N-[ Oh

T!-[ he is nice

N-[ What is yur broters name

T!-[ Jim

N-[ Yur parents have teribull name tyaste

T!-[ i know

T!-[ tho im technically adopted

N-[ What

T!-[ Adopted

T!-[ do you know wht adopted means?

N-[ I think

T!-[ well me and my siblings are adopted

T!-[ except Damian who's bigological

N-[ I have a haf sister

T!-[ whats her namem

N-[ Hazel

T!-[ pretty name

"Dick! Can you help me find my phone?!" Tim yells from down the hall, coming closer to Dick's hiding spot (his bedroom). Richard rapidly hides the phone in his pants pocket.

Tim finds his older brother laying on his bed with To Kill a Mockingbird open, upside down. Tim squinted his eyes at Dick's activity. "Whatcha reading?" Tim asked, clearly suspicious. 

Dick looked up from the pages, "um Lord of the Rings". He realizes the book is upside down, and turns it around. Tim doesn't look convinced.

Tim stuck out his hand out in a 'give me it back" motion. "I know you have my phone, give it back" Tim says.

"Who's that kid your texting? He sure spells just as good as Steph."

"He has dyslexia."

Dick made mouthed a 'oh', and gave back Tim's phone.

Chapter Text

8:05am

N-[ Hazel

T-[ pretty name

...

8:13am

T-[ sorry

T-[ my brother took my phone

N-[ I new something was wired

T-[ give a minute

(Tim reads up what his brother texted as him)

T-[ I like the way you spotted that something was off from the start 

T-[ also jim seriously

T-[ I guess that's Dick way making a reference towards me and couldn't say Tim because that's "who's texting"

N-[ Dick?

T-[ that's my older brothers name

N-[ Your adopted

T-[ wow thanks😆

T-[ all my siblings are, except the demon

N-[ demon?

T-[ don't mind that

T-[ nickname

N-[ Ok

---Later___Night---

T-[ I'm bored at work

T-[ let me reask my earlier question

T-[ who's your favorite Gotham vigilante?

... 5 minutes later

N-[ I talcked to Will

N-[ I fond the capeatall buton

Nick is typing...

T-[ you've been typing for 2 minutes now

T-[ also good job. you are learning to use a phone

T-[ you can never convince me to use caps tho

N-[ I like robebin not the furts the secad one. I allso have a teaory too share. Do yu think tat the old robebins be cane defefrent eros?

T-[ 💀

T-[ i guess

T-[ what do you mean?

N-[ Mithwing apeard a year atfer robebin shanged

T-[ so close to that meth

T-[ um yeah i see it

T-[ but that cant be the case for all of them

N-[ Yes

Nick is typing...

N-[ beecaz my favorite robebin dead

"op"

T-[ wow okay

T-[ and how do you know that?

"How does he know Jason died?"

N-[ I read one this goggle

T-[ whats website

N-[ What?

T-[ what was the title of the google page

N-[ something caspearisiteary.cam/robebinlover-dowd/

...

-----

T-[ STEPH

S-[ bro wat u doin on ur phone durin pattrol

S-[ just use coms

T-[ i need you to translate ths

*insert screenshot of Nico's last message]

S-[ dylexia

               👍

S-[ um its ether Britney SPears uses Siri or conspiracy theory

T-[ thanks

S-[ can u cum hep figt this dude wit me

...

S-[ hello?

S-[ fu tim

"Wait."

Google

(🔎︎ Conspiracytheory.com/robinlover-dowd/               X  |🎙️ 📸 )

...

Chapter Text

Night! (Still)

S-[ babs

B-[ Why are you texting me during patrol? Just use comms.

S-[ tats wat I said

B-[ What do you want Steph?

S-[ tim just set me a wird text

S-[ he sen me a scren sot of this tet frim idk who

B-[ Okay

B-[ That does sound a little strange 

S-[ can u chek it ot

B-[ Sure Steph 👍 

S-[ tanks o

______

12:34am

N-[ Did you go back to wrok?

9:03am

T-[ yes I did go back to work

T-[ a co-worker of mine tattled on me and I got introuble by my boss

N-[ Oh no

T- yeah

T-[ don't worry old man Im not fired, I'm his best employee 

N-[ Ok

N-[ I have togo for brakefist

T-[ haha you accept that you are ab old man

T-[ enjoy

Chapter Text

A FEW DAYS LATER

Stephanie looks around like they are trading drugs, before leading Barbara in her apartment. The ginger just rolls her eyes, and let's Steph push her wheelchair in (even though she prefer to do it herself, but whatever). 

They set up in Stephanie's living room, Barbara setting her bag down on the table. Steph takes a seat on the couch.

"Did you review it?"

Barbara nods, playing along to this super secret classified information sharing spy shit. Barbara opens her bag, taking out her computer. She's about to open her computer, when there is a knock at the door. Steph stands up rather quickly, heading towards to door to see who it is. Even though, she wants to see what Barbara found, it would be suspicious if she didn't answer the door. Her (bat) family is crazy, and they would 100% break down her door.

She looks through the peep hole and see no one. Stephanie carefully opens the door to Cassandra Cain. The blonde lets out a breath she didn't know she was holding, and waves at Cassandra. "Hi Cass, I'm kinda busy right now." She says. Cassandra just looks her over and squints her eyes, suspicious. Cass is really good at reading people.

Barbara pops up out of nowhere in her wheelchair. She waves at Cassandra in greeting, before the raven just looks them both girls over and walks in. Stephanie tries to make random excuses, while Babs just signs and accepts Cass knows something is up.

Cassandra asks (non verbally) what they are doing.

"Well, Tim sent me this weird text to translate. Which i did. And i was like, huh that's weird. So, i texted Babs, asking her check it out. And she was about to show me what she found before you came over. Which reminds me, why did you come over?" Stephanie says in one breath.

Cassandra eyes fill with understanding. Barbaba actually opens her computer this time, and clicks a folder marked 'Cycle schedule'. Stephanie lifts her eyebrown at the name, but doesn't question it. Babs clicks a few more times, before you can the message from Tim on the screen.

Cass curiousity shifts.

Barbara clicks once more and the screen changes to a phone number and what was on the link.

------

"Oh good, you're here. I made lasagna!"

"Did you now."

The blond haired boy smiles a yes, and begans plating the food...

Chapter Text

N-[ Sorry i wasnot texing yo for a wile

N-[ the phone dead

T-[ thats chill

T- you obviously charged it

N-[ Yes my boyfried did it

T-[ speaking of which im on my way to my bf's apartment

N-[ Have fnn

T-[ i will

___

"Oh good, you're here. I made lasagna!" Tim yells into the apartment.

"Did you now."

The blond haired boy smiles a yes, and begans plating the food...

They sit down on Bernard's couch (because he does not have a kitchen table). The two boys eat in comfortable silence, before Tim speaks, "Did you start doing those theories of yours again?"

Bernard looks up, mouth full of pasta, confusion clear on his face. He swallows before replying with "Not since high school. Why?"

"Oh nothing. Just a-" there was a slight pause, "friend of mine found your account and thought they were facts."

Tim though about how he called 'Nick' his friend. Tim deliberately didn't research 'Nick' when he first started texting him. He liked the thrill of getting to know someone without batgoogling them on the batcomputer. (batlol)

Bernard didn't question anything, already knowing there will be things that Tim can't tell him as Red Robin, and just assumed it was another one of those times.

The lasagna was good.

--------

"I can't believe you lost the charger"

"I don't even know what that is. All i know is the phone won't turn on."

"That's because you didn't charge it."

"They how was it charged before."

sigh " Let's go ask Leo."

Chapter Text

T-[ i will like to fix your error

N-[ What

T-[ you told me last week that you though the second robin died

T-[ but your proof was a conspiracy theory website

T-[ so it isn't true

N-[ Wha tis a conspiracy theory?

T-[ wow you spelt it right

T-[ a conspiracy theory is a thing people say that isn't true. it's made up. people can think its true, but they usually wrong.

N-[ So it could be true

T-[ i guess

T-[ but why would you want your fav robin dead

...

T-[ are you embaressed?

N-[ Stop tesin me

T-[ thats nice to know

T-[ ima add it to my list

N-[ What list

T-[ *sent a picture

Things about Nick

-Old man "91 years old"                

-Claims to be 15                           

-not good at catfishing                  

-pedo                                              

-Has a boyfriend named Will            

-Favorite robin is the second one (Jo

N-[ Nick?

T-[ yea  you

N-[ No

T-[ ??

N-[ My nanne is Nico

T-[ ...

T-[ did you mispell your own name

N-[ What is tat

T-[ okay ignored my question ig

T-[ what is what?

N-[ Last lin

T-[ that your favorite robin is the second robin

N-[ Be sid tat

N-[ Jo

T-[ i dont see it

"Fuck"

Chapter Text

7:00pm

"Where are you girls off to?" Dick asks. Stephanie, Barbara and Cassandra freeze. They were trying to sneak out of the mansion. Patrol starts at exactly 7:15, (Bruce doesn't mess around) but none of them were in suits. Stephanie answers, "We're going out to eat."

"We just ate dinner."

"Dessert. We are going to get a cake for the fam, you know, from that really good bakery across town."

"In that case, I want to a choice in the flavour. Count me in!" Dick says childishly, making his way to the door with the three girls. Steph signs, knowing they are not caught in this lie. On the plus side, cake. 

---

*Stephanie Brown created a group chat

Stephanie Brown added Cassandra Cain & Barbara Gordon*

S-[ so og wer getin cake 🎂

B-[ Yep

B-[ I'll hack into the guy's phone number, later

S-[ butt four  now cake 😍🍰

C-[ 👍

"Why did i have to drive again?" Dick asks, stopping at a red light and turning his head to see the girls on their phones. 

"Because Steph is a threat to humanityy behind the wheel. Cassandra doesn't have her license yet, and I can't." Barbara answers, looking up from her device. She pockets it. 

"Oh yeah. Well, because i'm driving, i get to pick the flavour."

"What! That isn't fair. It was our idea."

"Too bad, suckers." Dick sticks his tougue out, before turning back to the road. (The stoplight turned green)

_

They ended up with chocolate. Thanks to Babs who argued that everyone likes chocolate cake.

Chapter Text

"Let's see what you've got on here." Piper said, holding Nico's McShizzle everything-proof phone.

Piper was hanging out with Mitchell, her half-brother, when she realized something. She quickly apologized to Mitchell, and ran off. Piper headed over to the Hades cabin, unnoticed. She knew that Nico was currently out with Will on a date. So, she took her chance to check out his phone. You see, ever since Nico had been given the phone by Leo, he uses it basically every day. Considering he isn't from this time, and Will explain what Google was to him. Piper thought, she should just make sure he didn't get any virus. (she wanted to snoop)

Piper opened the device to find, nothing out of the ordinary. Nico didn't have any games downloaded or any special apps. The Cherokee girl opened settings, clicking on the search bar and typed in >> Screen time <<. She clicked on the screen time button to look at what Nico spends most of his time on.

Messages???

Piper closed settings, opening Messages.

Carebear

Tim

Percy

Annabeth

🔥LEO🔥

(Leo's contact came with the phone)

"Who's Tim?" Piper said out loud.

She proceeds to click on the contact, and look through some of the messages.

Half way through, she realized Nico had been texting some stranger. Piper grinned mischievous.

----

N!-[ Hey Tim

Piper types casually, trying to play off as Nico. The autocaps annoyed her, but she could live.

T-[ hey

T-[ i just realized something like 2 minutes ago

N!-[ Ok

T-[ you say you're 15 right?

N!-[ Ya

T-[ but also 91?

N!-[ Ya

T-[ never mind

T-[ what highschool do you go to?

T-[ if your 15, you obviously go to school right

N!-[ I dont go to schol

T-[ ...

T-[ okay

N!-[ I have a questson

T-[ fire away

N!-[ What schol do you go to

T-[ wow did expect that

T-[ im a dropout

N!-[ Me too

[Me too has been deleted]

T-[ i saw that

T-[ what do you mean

N!-[ Im not Nico

...

T-[ what

N!P-[ My name is Piper

N!P-[ He's curently out and i kinda snooping on his phone

T-[ i didnt even notice

N!P-[ Nico never wet to schol

T-[ so thats what you meant by me too

T-[ you're a dropout too. why'd you dropot

N!P-[ I got kick out schol

T-[ 😐

N!P-[ Yea

T-[ i wish i could talk more

T-[ but my family just brought home cake

N!P-[ Enjoy

N!P-[ I have to delete these messages

T-[ you do that

T-[ bye

[41 messages deleted]

Chapter Text

"I came as fast as i could. What's happening?"

"Okay, you know how i said i would look at that thing with Tim."

Stephanie nodded. 

"Well, i finally got the time. And well-"

Barbara shifted in her wheel chair. 

"Well-"

________

Clank Whir Clank Clank

(Whirring and Clanking noises)

"Festus, what-"

_________

"It does that."

">>Festus is not happy. And Festus is a happy dragon. In other words, get a job cuz hacking ain't it 4 u<<"

"Wow, this kid got security and 's funny" Stephanie snickers.

Barbara giggles lightly, as well. "First system able to beat The Oracle." 

"I want to meet this kid. Give him a good high five." The blond mimics the motion she spoke of. 

"Well, you can't."

Stephanie frowns but understands. Something Barbs can't hack. This kid... He might be a threat. Or a friend.

(Because they aren't dumb and won't make someone that's matter then them an automatic enemy. They are just a little suspicious)

Chapter Text

T-[ do you ever think of death

N-[ All the time

T-[ oops

T-[ that was meant for someone else

T-[ buttt now that we're here grandpa

T-[ what does that mean?

N-[ You won not juge

T-[ m no

N-[ I kiled some one beefoure

...

T-[ thats ackward

T-[ change in subject

T-[ have you ever had a pet growing up

N-[ No

Nico is typing

N-[ Butt my furthur has a dog dog emoji

T-[ thats cool

T-[ my brother has a lot of pets and my other brother has a dog named haley

T-[ also, do you want me to teach you how to add emoji

N-[ Yes pleese

T-[ at the bottom of your keyboard theres this happy face e moji button. push it and it should send yoy to a page of different emojis

N-[ 😍😊🥲😫

T-[ if you scroll down with your finger there is more

N-[ 🐵🥕🚍

N-[ Thanks

T-[ youre welcome

T-[ i have to go eat breakfest now 👋

---------

"Oh someone named Oracle tried to hack me. Ooh fun! I was bored anyways."

Chapter Text

"Leo!" Piper McLean called, walking into Bulker 9. The daughter of Aphrodite had not seen the son of Hepheastus in two days.

She heard a crash and turned to see Leo on the ground, tools who had falling causing the crash beside him. "Leo!" Piper rushed over to help her best friend. "What are you doing?"

"Nothing much." he groaned, taking Piper's offered hand. He stood up wobbly.

"I haven't seen you for two days now, Leo." Piper stated. She brushed off the dust - or whatever Leo had on his hands, off on her jeans.

"Oh, you know" Leo trailed off, grabbing a screwdriver from off the floor, and putting back in his magic tool belt. " Building stuff. No need to worry about little old me. The great Leo Valdez got it handled." Leo announced finally, after picking up a few more tools.

"Well Jason sent me to check up on you. He says you haven't been answering your phone or IMs." Piper explained, moving her hands around. Leo just finished picking up the remaining tool, and put it away (magically).

"I'm fine."

"Are you?" Piper questioned. 

"When am i not." Leo shrugged. He didn't phrase it like a question, more of a fact. Which didn't sit right with the Cherokee girl. "No need to worry your pretty little head about." the flame boy finished, shrugging and turning his back to Piper. 

"First of all, don't turn your back to me, and don't call me that. Second, what could be so important that you can't take an hour break." Piper yelled, starting to get mad at the son of Hepheastus. "Not even an hour to hang out with your best friends, or maybe just eat something. When was the last time you slept?" Piper questioned, knowing full well she wasn't getting an answer she would like. 

"Just some Hepheastus kid thing. You wouldn't understand." 

Piper huffed. Leo could be difficult sometimes, but this just pissed her off. At times, he could be worst than Nico, and that's saying something.

"Why do i bother?" Piper gave up, and turned to leave. Before fully exited, she called out to Leo. "If you need anything. Please, you can come to me."

Leo nodded, though Piper couldn't see him. She already left.

Chapter Text

T-[ i am trying to win an arguement

T-[ blonde or red heads

T-[ which is better?

N-[ Blonds

T-[ knew it

T-[ thanks

----T---------

N-[ Will is try to covince me tat spagetie is beter then fedachini

T-[ well spagetti is better

T-[ 100%

...

T-[ did you stop texting me because of what i said

T-[ wow

-------------

T-[ whats your nationality?

N-[ What

T-[ were you born in the us?

T-[ you do live in amercia right

N-[ Yes

N-[ Italia

T-[ your from italy

T-[ now im scared about what i said about spagetti

N-[ My boyfried break s spagetie

T-[ isnt that like a crime

N-[ I dont now

T-[ ok then

-------------

T-[ apparently my brother wants to know what your fav video game is

Nico is typing...

N-[ Mythoma-

*deletes because he doesn't want to seem nerdy*

N-[ Scopa

T-[ video game

T-[ you know COD, fortnite, LoL

T-[ minecraft

N-[ What

T-[ forgot you are turning 92

T-[ never mind

"Dick! He likes Roblox."

---------------

N-[ Shoud i t

Nico is typing...

T-[ im listening

N-[ Should i thro adumass off of the rockwal

T-[ well if they are a dumbass then

N-[ Yes

*later

N-[ How do yo apollogiz to yor boyfried

T-[ what did you do?

N-[ Push a dumass off a rockwal

T-[ ...

(the dumbass was Percy)

Chapter Text

Knock!

Knock Knock!

Stephanie began to aggressively bang her fist against the apartment's door, holding back from yelling for Dick to open the door. 

"What!?" Dick said annoyed, finally opening the door. Steph ignored him, pushing past Richard and went straight for the sofa. She sat on the leather sofa (slap) and turned to see Dick---who had closed the door, look at her unimpressed.

He sighed and walked over to the couch adjacent to the sofa and took a sit. "Why are you here, Steph?", he asked no longer annoyed, just curious. 

"Well," Stephanie started, moving her hands with her words, "You know about that random number Tim's texting." Dick nodded. The blonded continued " Well, me and Babs thought. Who knows Tim more than anyone and able to ask him about?"

"So, you came to me." Dick interrupted.

"Um no. I came to you to ask you to text Bernard."

...

"Can't Babs do that?" Dick raised his eyebrow. The Oracle was the best hacker in Gotham, maybe in the whole world (cough), so the older was confused.

"Well, she could do that. But wouldn't it be weird for some random stranger that knows your boyfriend to start asking questions about your boyfriend when they could do it themselves." Stephanie answered, still with the hand movements. 

"True."

Dick thought about it for a bit, and finally agreed to do it.

"Great!" Steph exclaims, "Also, I came to eat your food."

"I knew it!"

__________

D-[ hey bernard

..

B-[ Hello?

B-[ Is this about what happened with Tim the other night?!n

D-[ what no

D-[ wait what did tim doo

B-[ Nothing

D-[ okay then

D-[ I just wnated to ask you a question

B-[ 👍

D-[ has Tim ben acting weird lately

B-[ Tim is always weird

D-[ weirder than usualy 

B-[ um kinda

B-[ Why?

D-[ just worried about him

B-[ Well, he has-

(After a long chat, because I was lazy and didn't feel like writing this whole spiel from Bernard.. totally not because I'm still not sure how to write Bernard right. His quirky ig, but Idk how to write that. Anyways, the after math)

D-[ thanks

_______

D-[ he say that tim has been on his phone more and

D-[ he just not tim -ing

D-[ not my words

D-[ bernards

S-[ k tank

S-[ tat matshs wit wat babs sad

D-[ your own me

S-[ finn il buy u food aftr pawtroll

D-[ 😀

Chapter Text

T-[ MERRY CHRISTMAS NICOLAS!!!

T-[ yes i used caps, can you believe me. ive truned a new leaf

N-[ My nam isnot Nicolas.

T-[ okay then

T-[ merry christmas anyways 🎁🎄

T-[ do you still believe in sanny claus

T-[ you catch me as a guy who would

N-[ Who

T-[ you know santa claus, st. nicholas, the guy that comes down your chimney every december 25th aka christmas

N-[ ?

T-[ i want to say this is an old man thing, but christmas is probably older than you mr. 92

...

N-[ I goggle it

T-[ okay

N-[ Imnot chirstan

T-[ you dont have to be christian (or religious) to celebrate christmas

T-[ if you really dont know

T-[ ask ya bf, i bet he'll know

T-[ and if he doesnt.. im a little worried

T-[ i want to say its about religious, but it could isolation

T-[ are you safe?

T-[ did you leave?

T-[ hello?????

------

N-[ Will sad tat he celabradtes chrismiss

T-[ oh you went to ask

T-[ okay thats nice

T-[ so why dont you know this till now

T-[ ??

...

T-[ realized after your 2 mins listened that it might be personal

T-[ so never mind

T-[ anywho, did will get you anything

N-[ Yes

N-[ He gav me cute sakol saocks and a kis

T-[ aw

T-[ i guess even old love is sweet

T-[ wait didnt you say he was 16!!?

T-[ never mind

T-[ my family does this big christmas gala and i have to get all dressed up ew

T-[ anyways i get to bring bernard wiht me this year and i hope it goes well

N-[ Cool

N-[ What did yo get form your bf

T-[ well we havent exchanged gifts yet so 

T-[ but dont tell but i got him this really cool merch thing he wanted for a long time and one of his favorite snacks and well i guess the gala

T-[ you?

...

T-[ oh wait, you didnt know this was a thing until like 20 mins ago when i told you

T-[ well i dont know if you still have time but maybe get him a gift

N-[ He did seem  upset when i dinot give him any thing

T-[ yep yep go get him tiger

T-[ i have to get ready for the gala anyways

T-[ bye

T-[ and merry christmas!

N-[ Merry Christmas!

Chapter Text

C - Chiara

--------------

C-[ ciao Nico, ho sentito al campo che Leo Valdez produceva telefoni. quindi ne ho preso uno. non è Leo Tech, ma per ora me la caverò bene con i mostri.

(Hi Nico, I heard at camp that Leo Valdez makes phones. So I got one. It's not Leo Tech, but I'll be fine with monsters for now.)

N-[ Ciao Chiara! Come va il mondo fuori?

(Hi Chiara! How's the world outside?)

C-[ è bello lol

(It's good lol)

N-[ lol?

C-[ laugh out loud. now slang

N-[ Okay

C-[ che ne dici del campo?

(what about camp?)

N-[ Va bene

(It's okay)

C-[ dimentica i saluti. come sta Will?😏

(forget greetings. how's Will? 😏)

N-[ È bravo 😊

(He is good 😊)

C-[ ooh chi ti ha insegnato l'emoji?

(ooh who taught you emoji?)

C-[ e poi, bene bene. tu e Will state ancora andando forte

(also, good good. you and Will still going strong)

N-[ Tim

N-[ E sì, usciamo insieme una volta a settimana

(And yes, we go on a date once a week)

C-[ chi è Tim?

(who is Tim?)

C-[ Hai già fatto sesso con Will?

(Have you have sex yet? with Will)

N-[ Chiara!

N-[ Tim è uno sconosciuto a cui ho scritto un messaggio per sbaglio

(Tim is a random stranger i texted by accident)

C-[ ok ok, ma fammi sapere se lo sai. assicurati di usare la protezione

(okay okay, but you let me know if you know. make sure to use protection)

C-[ cool, quindi, come un amico di penna

(cool, so, like a penpal)

N-[ I gues

N-[ E non lo facciamo

(And we don't do that)

C-[ yet

N-[ I am goin to eat

C-[ sure you are

C-[ talk to yo later

Chapter Text

After the whole cake fiasco, last month, where Stephanie, Babs and Dick got cake randomly, from the Wayne family's favorite bakery (weird). The Batfamily Wayne famiy were eating dinner together, again.

Alfred Pennyworth had made a wonderful dinner, and was currently setting the table while the rest of the family sat at their respected places at the dining room table. The rest of the family being Bruce (of course), Dick, Barbara, Tim, Damian, Cassandra, and well Jason and Stephanie were late (as per usual).

Since it was a special occasion, it was a 5 course meal; soup, appertizer, salad, main and finally dessert. Stephanie and Jason arrived mid way through the soup.

Most of these dinners are awkward, and this one was not different. Bruce tried making conversation, which got most talking. Tim was distracted though. He was presently texting on his phone. To who? Who do you think?

He was caught though. 

"Who ya texting Timmy?" Dick, who was sitting beside his brother, asked, glancing over at the screen.

Tim clicked the off button on the phone, pocketed it. "No one!" He exclaimed, drawing attention.

"Master Timothy, you know the rule. No phones at the table during dinner." Alfred scolded, extending his hand. Tim relunctantly took out his phone, and placed it in the palm on the butler's hand. Alfred nodded in approval and thanks.

------

After dinner, Tim went to the washroom. He didn't forget about his phone, he just really needed to pee. Which, Stephanie took as the opportunity to steal Tim's phone from Alfred to take a look-see. 

Everyone (except Stephanie, of course, and Tim, who was in the bathroom) had already made there way towards the living room for the traditionel movie night, after family dinners. Stephanie stood up, and headed towards the kitchen, where she knew Alfred kept the conviscated phones. (this happens a lot)

What she didn't account for was, the Alfred Pennyworth, being there. "Stephanie, is there something you need?" He asked, with that british accent of his.

Stephanie shuffled closer to the drawer (sneakily), and just bobbed her head, politely. "Oh, no, Alfred. Just um- going to make some popcorn for the family"

Alfred gave her a look, and grabbed a bowl of already pre-made popcorn. "You sure, you weren't looking for this" The butler pulled out Tim's phone from his pant pocket. Stephanie looked shock for a second, before vocalizing it, "-how?"

"I have been the butler of one, Bruce Wayne since the master was an infant. I know everything" He stated with calm but stern voice. Stephanie nervousily giggled, "So, can i have it?", she continued with a smile.

Alfred made a shushing motion with his hand to his mouth, before handing the phone over to Steph. 

------

Stephanie walked up the stairs to the upstairs restroom, and locked the door. She grabbed the phone, which she put in her pocket, in case she ran into Tim (which she didn't). She giggled a little, before staring blankly at the locked screen. "Fuck" she whispered under the breath. She forgot that Tim wouldn't just leave his phone unlocked. Stephanie mentally (and physically) slapped her face. She tried a few combinations before the phone buzzed, alerting her to wait a minute for too many false guesses. 

In a moment of genius, Stephanie pulled out her own phone and called Babs.

Ring! Ring Ring! Ring!

A phone rang through the room. Everyone stopped fighting (they couldn't decide on a movie), and turned to Babs who answered the phone. "Steph?" That peaked everyone's interest. You could hear muffled talking on the other end. "Okay"

"What is it, Babs?" Dick asked, curious.

"Steph.. needs femine products" 

That shut up all the boys. 

Barbara knocked twice on the door, the door swung opened. "Good, you are here."

"Yep, and i brought my laptop. Can you actually explain what's going on?" Babs questioned, entering the restroom, locking the door behind her.

"Okay, so i got Tim's phone."

The ginger gapped at the blonde, "Tim's going to notice, you do realize that. When he goes to retrieve his phone from Alfred."

"I know, that's why we need to act quick."

"Okay" Barbara placed her laptop down on the (clean) bathroom floor, and turned it on. She connected the phone to her laptop with a wire and typed rapidely. She hacked in. "done"

"Thanks!" Steph exclaimed.

Chapter Text

Stephanie giggled as she swipped up,

"What is it?" Barbara asked, having an idea what it was.

Tim had been texting a random stranger online, a wrong number, without doing any research (to the girls knowledge) about the person. The two former batgirls found it a little concerning, so they started invesgating it. They knew, Tim knew what he was doing, but it was a little out of character on his part. So, they had to double check.

Steph had finally scrolled up a far as she could, to the very first messages. The two girls knew they had to rush because everyone would start getting suspicious. Barbara quickly did some hacker thing where she could look at the messages later. 

____

After movie night**

(Tim forgot about his phone, that's how the girls put the phone back without him noticing. He got it back after the movie)

They watched The Incrdibles movies (1 and 2)

Stephanie and Barbara were at Babs apartment, computer set up in front of them and were reading through the messages.

=

? -[ Hi percy i got a phone from leo did you get one

T -[ sorry wrong number

? -[ You Are not percy

? -[ Oh then how do i ad percy nunber

"Why would Tim know that? lol" S

"You did not just verbally say the acronym for laugh out loud" B

T -[ click on add contact and type in his number.

T -[ maybe ask someone that knows it to help

? -[ Are you caling me incompitent random person

T -[ i would say you sound like my brother🙄

T -[ but you have too many grammar errors for me to truthfully say that

"POP OFF TIM!!" S

"Steph." B

? -[ What is that

T -[ whats what

? -[ That yellow cercle

T -[ you mean emoji

? -[ Maybe

"This person doesn't know emojis... Wow, how old are they? *laughs* That's what Tim says next. Help" S

T -[ geez how old are you

T -[ 80?

? -[ Close i am turnning 92 in january

"... WHAT!!??" S

"Okay, now i'm a little worried." B

? -[ Hello?

? -[ I found the question marks

T -[ you're telling me

? -[ Texting

"The back sass." S

T -[ whatever

T -[ you are telling me, you are 91 years old

T -[ IM TEXTING A 91 YEAR OLD!!!!

? -[ No

"What?" B

T -[ what

? -[ I am 15

T -[ that is not what you just said

"That is seriously not what he just said." S

T -[ are you a into children by chance 🤨

"Tim, bro." S

"He was being safe." B

? -[ Again with the  emoji

? -[ How old is children?

T -[ anything under 18

? -[ Well i am 15 so i gues yes

"I am so confused." S

"Imagine how Tim felt" B

T -[ just so you know

T -[ i do have a bf

T -[ the answer is no

? -[ Bf?

T -[ boyfriend

"They don't know abbreviations!" S

? -[ Oh

T -[ so your homophobic and pedo

T -[ what a day im having

"Real" S

"Steph, Tim just accused the stranger to be a pedophile and homopobic, and you only focused on the second line." B

"Nah, the real was for both" S

? -[ What no i have a bf too

"This is guy" S

T -[ ...

T -[ wow

T -[ you are really bad at this whole catfishing thing

T -[ but then again, im dating someone

"True that" S

"But I'm happy Tim feels comfortable about his sexuality." S

"Me too." B

Chapter Text

? -[ Sorry i had to eat dinner

T -[ ah mr. doesn't know how to catfish is back

"Wait, i wanted to know what he had for dinner." S

"Also, he totally stole that Mr. thing from me" S

Babs rolled her eyes.

? -[ I dont like fish

"Me too" S

T -[ not that type of catfish

T -[ god your old

? -[ Gods

T -[ gods?

"Gods?" S

"Yeah, they must be polythesmic" B

T -[ whatever

? -[ I never asked whats your name

T -[ i cant say

"Good job, Tim!" S

? -[ Why?

T -[ internet safety duh

"Yes, Tim" S

? -[ Internet? is that like usig phone

T -[ are you serious

T -[ and you really tried to convince me you are 15

? -[ I am 15

T -[ you literally said you a 91 too

? -[ Well how old are you

T -[ internet safety

? -[ I dont know what tat is

T -[ its basically a set of rules to follow

? -[ Oh

? -[ I am not good a folowing the rules

T -[ what try to break out of the nursing home grandpa

"That was funny. He takes after me." S

? -[ I am 15

? -[ Ad i still want o know who im textig

T -[ a person who has a boyfriend and is not interesting in dating someone older than them

? -[ Okay

T -[ just like that

T -[ wow

? -[ Where do you live?

"Bro!" S

T -[ ...

T -[ actually you know what. whats your name

? -[ I thought you text

T -[ yeah whatever

T -[ im Tim

"Tim... come on" S

? -[ Your a boy

T -[ yes?

? -[ And you said that you have a boyfried

"Boyfried *laughs" S

T -[ boyfriend yes

T -[ are you sure your not homophobic

? -[ Cool  happy fae emoji

T -[ did you just try to type in happy face emoji to get a happy face emoji

? -[ Yes

"Nah" S

T -[ lol cool cool?

T -[ anyways, whats your name

N -[ Nick

"Okay, kinda basic." S

T -[ 😂 we have basic ass names

"lol" S

T -[ at least its not Will

N -[ Hey

N -[ My boyfriend name is will

T -[ are you serious

"Yeah, is he serious?" S

"Why would i know?" B

N -[ Yes i told you i have a boyfriend

T -[ okay i guess

N -[ What is yur boyfriend name?

T -[ Bernard

N -[ Haha

T -[ im going to ignore the cringe of you typing haha

"Me too." S

"Steph, you say lol out loud." B

"That's different." S

N -[ What is your boyfriend like

T -[ he's nice?

T -[ why are you all of sudden asking me questions about my personal life, specifically my boyfriend

"That is suspicious." S

N -[ I have not mett oter people other then my kind who are 

T -[ gay?

"That is just sad." B

T -[ well im bisexaul

N -[ Will is too

N -[ What dose yur boyfriend lock like

T -[ he is about average height, has blond hair, funny

N -[ Did you steal my boyfreind?

*Laughs* S

*chuckles* B

T -[ what

T -[ your bf also blond, funny and kinda tall

N -[ Yes

T -[ what are the odds

"Pretty big." B

T -[ i have to go now

...

Chapter Text

i dont like adding author notes as a chapter, but i needed to say that i rewrote chapter 23 and will be posting chapter 24 later today. 

anywho, ig you could use this as an idea comment chapter or just to ask me questions or whatever. idk.

(please no discord, instagram, or any other social medias. i dont feel comfortable.) thank you, and have a good day.

-Lavender

Chapter Text

N-[ Good moning

T-[ does autocorrect not exist where you are?

"Tim, you're used to it." B

"Hey!" S

"I didn't say it was you." B

"No, but you were implying it" S

T-[ also, its 5 in the morning

T-[ good morning my ass

N-[ Oh

T-[ did you not realize??

"I was going to ask why Tim was up at 5 in the morning, but then i realize we patrol until 6:30" S

N-[ I

T-[ what were you doing all night then?

T-[ you're in a nursing home, arent you supposed to be sleeping

*laughing* S

N-[ I am nt in a nusing home i am 15

T-[ whatever you say

"Whatever you say" S

N-[ Why ar yo awek

T-[ 😔😐

T-[ because i have a job

"Real" S

N -[ At nigt

T-[ yes

T-[ also, i really need someone on your end to add in autocorrect and take way your autocaps

"I agree to that" S

"The autocaps, not the autocorrect" S

N-[ What

T-[ grammar

N-[ I have daslesia

T-[ dyslexia

"That makes sense" B

T-[ that makes sense

"That's what Tim said, stop" *dying* S

T-[ still don't you have someone who ca help with that

T-[ like your boyfriend, a teacher, your parents

N-[ My boyfried also has dislesa

"oop" S

T-[ ok

T-[ mom, teacher, guardian, nurse

N-[ nuse?

"The old jokes are never getting old." S

"I used to wonder how you and Tim used to date, but now i know" B

T-[ you are focusing on the wrong thing

"I can just hear Tim saying something like >> This is what i get << or something like that." S

N-[ I donot have mom and mrste brener would not help

T-[ ...

T-[ im not gonna ask

T-[ change in subject

T-[ have any siblings

T-[ ?

"Tim" *shake head in disapproval* S

N-[ Is tat not inturnt safety

T-[ i thought you liked to break the rules, grandpa

*joins in with Steph with the shaking head in disapproval* B

*giggles*

N-[ I have asister

T-[ cool

"Aww, that's sweet." S

T-[ i have 4 brothers, 1 sister and a girl who is kinda my second sister but not adopted

N-[ That alot

T-[ ya they are a lot

"True that, - Wait, i wasn't mentioned." S

"I did though" *grins* B

N-[ Did yu say i remineded yu of your brothere 

T-[ you rememeber that

"I didn't" S

T-[ maybe you arent that old

"Nah, he is." S

...

N-[ Hey i am not tat old

"15?" B

"Babs!" S

*laughs* S B

T-[ i can hear you huff through the screen

T-[ my brother came in my room and was bothering me

"Damian" S

"Damian" B

N-[ What

T-[ does your sister not annoy you

T-[ ?

N-[ Non

"Oui Oui baguette" S

"I can't with you." B

T-[ okay

N-[ I love my sister

"Aww." S

T-[ thats a first

N-[ What

T-[ you say what a lot

"So, does Steph" B

"Babs!" S

T-[ what i mean

T-[ actually loving your sibling, of course you love them, but like them not getting on your nerves

N-[ Oh

T-[ you also say oh alot

"So, do you Tim" S

N-[ I tink you shoold love yor seablings

"Seeeeeblings" S

T-[ yeah

T-[ but for real, she doesnt

N-[ Of cours not

"Good seeeeeblings relationship." *thumbs up* S

"You better not make these jokes around Tim. He'll know we did this." B

N-[ She is the bast

T-[ okay then

T-[ glad some old guy likes their sister

"Me too" S

T-[ if you are going to type "i am 15", i will delete your number

"Oop, bro was probably typing forever." S

"You convinced his actually 15?" B

"I don't know, but he has his old people moments. Out of time much." S

T-[ yep thats what i thought

N-[ Gotto go

T-[ k enjoy whatever the hell you are doing at 6am

"Yeah, that is weird. What could a 100 year old be doing at 6am?" S

"Sleep?" B

*laughs* S B

"Steph." B

"Scroll some more, this is fun." S

D-[ ey Babs, im coming over.

D-[ im bringing snakcs

Chapter Text

D-[ ey Babs, im coming over.

D-[ im bringing snakcs

---------------

T!-[ yellow

"Yellow?" B

N-[ Hi

T!-[ have you had breakfest

N-[ Yes

T!-[ cool Cool

"huh" S

N-[ What the shist ar you doin

T!-[ texting😝

N-[ You ar bein strage

"That's what i was about to say" S

T!-[ no im not

T!-[ strange how?

N-[ You arnot insarting me what is going one?

T!-[ I dont usually insurt people, soo

...

The two girls look at each confused.

N-[ Are yo trying to gasligt me? Or is this ather old persson jocke

T!-[ no of course not

T!-[ wait how old are you

N-[ You non

T!-[ i forgot

T!-[ remind me

"Tim.. forgot? Yeah, somethings up and this guy knows it." S

"You realize his name is Nick. He said it earlier." B

"Who cares" S

N-[ sus

"That was discontinued." S

T!-[ did you just ype sus

N-[ Ya my boyfried sister taugt me it

"I thought your boyfriend was cool, but he taught you sus. Not cool." S

T!-[ cool

T!-[ my brother also has a boyfriend

"I know the Wayne's are kinda.. but only Tim has a boyfriend last time i checked." S

N-[ Oh

T!-[ he is nice

N-[ What is yur broters name

T!-[ Jim

...

"Wait a second.." S

N-[ Yur parents have teribull name tyaste

T!-[ i know

T!-[ tho im technically adopted

N-[ What

T!-[ Adopted

T!-[ do you know wht adopted means?

"This isn't Tim." B

"You think?" S

"Did someone already steal his phone and find these?" S

N-[ I think

T!-[ well me and my siblings are adopted

T!-[ except Damian who's bigological

"Only one person would refer to Damian like that." S

"Dick?!" B

"Yeah?"

The two girls spun around (Barbara using her hands on the wheels of her wheelchair), to see the one and only Richard Grayson. The two girls were so flabbergasted, that they just sat there.

"Oh, what are you two doing?" He said, walking away from the doorway. "I hope i'm not interrupting, i did text you i was coming over Babs." He made evidence of this, by showing the blonde and the ginger, the message on his phone.

Stephanie, fresh out of shock, quickly tried to explain before Dick got a good look at what they were doing. But it was too late.

"Did, did you hack Tim's private messages?" He said turning to face the girls more. 

Excuses were useless when caught in the Batfamily, everyone was train to tell when someone was lying and to lie well, but it didn't work so well on each other.

Steph relunctantly nodded, while Barbara tried to explain themselves. "Well, we noticed Tim was acting strange, and that he was on his phone more often. So, we stole his phone and hacked it. It was mostly Stephanie's idea."

"Hey!"

"But enough of that, what were you doing with Tim's phone." Barbara accused, pointing her finger towards Dick and then the screen.

"Well, um i also noticed." Dick rubbed the back of his neck, a nervous habit of his. The girls gave him an expecting look, he continued, "So, i stole Tim's phone back in november and saw he was texting this guy named Nick. Super cool guy by the way; noticed i wasn't Tim basically right away."

"We know." Stephanie pointed to the screen, "We just realized you texted him."

Dick gave an awkward thumbs up.

"So, i came over to watch movies with snacks, but i guess this is better." He smiled innocently.

The girls gave each other a look, and they continued reading (with chips now).

Chapter Text

Leo grinned widely, as he read through the messages.

Almost a month about, someone had tried to hack into his system, but of course, they couldn't. (Leo's just that good) Leo laughed trying to sound like a mad scientist, even if he was just hacking someone's computer. He sounded more like a dying chicken.

"AAaaannnnndd- done" he exclaimed, jumping around a bit. Leo checked his imaginative watch, "It's only been 5 minutes. I thought it would take me longer." He shrugged, happily.

N-[ I have a haf sister

T!-[ whats her namem

N-[ Hazel

T!-[ pretty name

"That is a pretty name." B

"I know, right." D

...

T-[ sorry

T-[ my brother took my phone

"I did." D :)

N-[ I new something was wired

T-[ give a minute

"He is totally back reading, then" S

"Yeah, he came up to me after and said "You did nothing" " D

*Steph's laughs at Dick's interpretation of Tim*

T-[ I like the way you spotted that something was off from the start 

T-[ also jim seriously

T-[ I guess that's Dick way making a reference towards me and couldn't say Tim because that's "who's texting"

"Yeah, you really couldn't do better?" S

"I TRIED!!" D

N-[ Dick?

T-[ that's my older brothers name

N-[ Your adopted

"You're adopted" S

*fake crying* D

T-[ wow thanks😆

T-[ all my siblings are, except the demon

N-[ demon?

T-[ don't mind that

T-[ nickname

N-[ Ok

"Bro, didn't even question it." S

T-[ I'm bored at work

T-[ let me reask my earlier question

T-[ who's your favorite Gotham vigilante?

"Oh my lord, not this again." B

"He asked before?" D

"Of course he did, you would too, Dick" S

"No, i wouldn't" D

*gives Dick a look*

N-[ I talcked to Will

N-[ I fond the capeatall buton

"Good for him" B

T-[ you've been typing for 2 minutes now

T-[ also good job. you are learning to use a phone

T-[ you can never convince me to use caps tho

"True, i have tried." B

"Haha, fuck caps." S

N-[ I like robebin not the furts the secad one. I allso have a teaory too share. Do yu think tat the old robebins be cane defefrent eros?

"I can't read that" B

"Steph.." D

" 'I like robin not the first the second one. I also have a theory to share. Do you think that the old robins be different?' " S

"That is pretty spot on." B

T-[ 💀

T-[ i guess

T-[ what do you mean?

N-[ Mithwing apeard a year atfer robebin shanged<

T-[ so close to that meth

*laughs* S B

"What?" D

"Methwing" S

"What?!!" D

"The first time you were mentioned as your alter ego, Nick mispelt your name as Methwing." B

*dies of laughter*

*after they recover*

T-[ um yeah i see it

T-[ but that cant be the case for all of them

"Tim is trying so hard to not spam laughing emojis" S

N-[ Yes

N-[ beecaz my favorite robebin dead

...

"WHAT?!!" S D

T-[ wow okay

T-[ and how do you know that?

"Yeah.." B

N-[ I read one this goggle

T-[ whats website

"Okay, whoof, just a theory thing." D

N-[ What?

T-[ what was the title of the google page

N-[ something caspearisiteary.cam/robebinlover-dowd/

"Then Tim came to me, to figure out what that said." S

"Yeah, i can't read that." B

"It says 'conspiracytheory.com/robinlover-dowd/' " S

"Wait, isn't Dowd, Bernard's last night." D

"I'm pretty sure.." B

...

"That's hilarious. He found Bernie's old conspiracy theories." S

"Continue." D

*eats chips*

N-[ Did you go back to wrok?

"He better have." B

T-[ yes I did go back to work

T-[ a co-worker of mine tattled on me and I got introuble by my boss

"That was Damian for sure." S

"Yeah, i do recall a day when Damian said something about Tim being on his phone during a stakeout." B

N-[ Oh no

T-[ yeah

T-[ don't worry old man Im not fired, I'm his best employee

"Nah, that's Babs." S

"Thanks, Steph." B

N-[ Ok

N-[ I have togo for brakefist

T-[ haha you accept that you are a- o----

"Huh, what's going on?" S

YOU have BEEN hacked!!!!

(There is also a little Festus dragon on the screen, but yk this is AO3, soo. imagine)

Chapter Text

*Past*

Red robin and Robin were on a stakeout mision for this suspected trafficking ring. Currently, RR and Robin were crounched down, out of sight, surveying the building where Oracle said to be the ring's base of operations.

Well, Red Robin wasn't really watching. He had pulled out his phone and started texting Nico, formally Nick at the time.

Chapter Text

T-[ a topic i dont think we have talked about is music

T-[ so nico whats your favorite song

...

N-[ Sorry i was eating

T-[ it all good, soo

T-[ fav song hit it

N-[ I do not listin to music auftin

T-[ really

T-[ but when you do, what songs

N-[ Some one calld Taylor Smith

T-[ ...

N-[ Oh and Naomi Solace

T-[ ...

N-[ Is tat bad?

T-[ pop cool ig

N-[ Huh

T-[ bro you just named 2 pretty popular artists

N-[ Oh

T-[ whos listening to taytay and naomi around you lol

N-[ Will

T-[ why am i surprised

N-[ Naomi is Will s mom

T-[ WHAT

T-[ i pulled out the caps

T-[ repeat that

N-[ Just scoll up

T-[ nah the back sass from an old man

Reply to Nico:-[ Naomi is Will s mom

 ``T-[ wait really

N-[ I shunt have said tat

T-[ haha i know info lol

Google

(🔎︎ Will Solace               X  |🎙️ 📸 )

...

Loading

...

William Andrew Solace is the only son of the famous alt-country singer, Naomi Solace. Naomi, in the past, would tour to a multiple countries with her son, by her side. Though, he never perform, seemly as William being to young at the time. As of late, there has been no news of the young boy, since Naomi tour in 2014. 

*insert picture of 9 year old Will*

T-[ sunny one you got there

N-[ Isn't yor boyfried also blond

T-[ caught me there

T-[ but he listens to the good stuff

N-[ I tink Naomi is good

T-[ okay then

T-[ dont worry, ill introduce you to the good stuff very soon

T-[ but for now, i have to go to work

N-[ Bye

Chapter Text

YOU have BEEN hacked!!!!

(There is also a little Festus dragon spitting fire on the screen (gif mode), but yk this is AO3, soo. imagine)

"What!?" Barbara exclaimed.

"um this isn't good." Dick followed with.

Barbara started furiously typing to fix it, but her algorithm betrayed her, and so, she couldn't get rid of the annoying dragon mocking her.

"This is very bad, Bruce is going to so mad, when he finds out." Stephanie so helpfully suplied. 

"That's why I'm trying to fix it, Steph." Babs basically yelled. Babs continued to type, trying to override the virus (of sorts), until something happened. The text changed.

HAHA, you may try but that won't work, carrot top. I'm everywhere.

(Festus is still there, but isn't spitting fire. He is now winking cheekily. gif mode)

"Wait, wait, they can see us." Stephanie said, looking around, apprehensivily.

The text changed again.

Yes, that's what i was applying, blondie.

"Why you do it?" Dick raised his voice, looking at Babs, who was still clacking away.

Boredom and also safety, can't let death boi do something old and then not protect him, even if he hates me at times (at times, he's a real softy)

(The happy dragon started shrugging and sticking out his tongue, silly. gif mode)

...

"Who?"

"Guys, does it matter i can't get through." Babara stressed. Dick was slightly leaning over her, to see if he could help, but he isn't one of the tech-y ones of the family. Steph was on guard (as well as Dick and Babs).

HAHA (i hate having to type that, but you can't see me laughing)! I know i'm amazhang, you will never hack through.

(Festus the laughing dragon. gif mode)

"Did you just mispell amazing?" Dick questioned. Stephanie chuckled.

No, it's a pun. 

(Festus is spitting fire again now. gif mode)

"Bro" Stephanie exclaimed. Him and Dick made a silent arrangement to by Babs some time. They thought if they would keep the guy talking.. typing?, whatever. They could fix this before Bruce finds out, or worst.

"A pun to what?" Dick questioned, raising an eyebrow.

Urg, whatever.

(Festus eye rolling dragon. gif mode)

...

It doesn't really matter. Because i protected my friend and i got to hack The Oracle. That's been on my bucket list since... a while.

(Festus sticking his tongue out. gif mode.)

Babs had stopped typing, staring at the screen in shock. It quickly changed (again).

You think i didn't know. Please, I'm a certified genius (minus Wise girl of course, no one can beat her. please don't come for me, i'm too young to die). Do you want me to unfestus your system? I can, you just have to promise to stop snooping.

(Festus erm actually with glasses dragon. gif mode)

"Wait, really." Stephanie said, hopeful. This was a turn in events.

I'm a man of my word.

(Festus spitting fire. gif mode)

"Sure, we promise," Babs made a hand gesture for Steph and Dick to join with her. "We promise to stop snooping" They all said, awkwardly.

"Into what exactly," Steph asked. She had no idea what she just promise.

Leave Tim or whatever his name is alone. Let him not care about internet safety or whatever. idk.

(Festus still spitting fire. gif mode)

...

I'm bored now. Thanks a lot. Here's your control.

(Festus peace sign dragon. gif mode.)

Not even a minute later, the laptop switched back to the home screen. All the saved texts filed deleted. Babs let out a sigh of relief.

"Well, that was something." Dick informed.

Chapter Text

*insert image of a pale hand holding a four leaf clover, green grass background* (ik i can add images into ao3, im just too lazy to figure out how, plus y'all get the image)

N-[ my boyfried fond tis and taout me to tacke pichures

T-[ maybe dont send them to me

T-[ you know privacy stuff

T-[ internet safeyt

N-[ oh okay

...

Chapter Text

Will had planned this amazing outing, date?, whatever for Nico. It would just be him and the son of Hades going to places around New York City, you know, being normal teenagers. Except, Hazel was visiting from Camp Juiter and Nico really wanted to hang out with his sister. So, it turned into less of a date (?) and more of a hang out with your boyfriend and his sister. Yay!

One thing that Will knows about Nico is, even if he tries to act all tough and cool. He's actually a big softy and gets confused easily—especially around modern inventions.

So, here they were, waiting for the bus to take them to the city. Hazel was rocking back and forth on her heels, while Will and Nico held hands. (vibe) Will knew that Nico, and probably Hazel—who is also a young old person, have never been on public transit. Therefore, when the familiar (to Will) rumbling sound of the public bus was heard coming close, Will could feel Nico tense up and Hazel as well.

"Guys, it's just the bus. See," Will pointed at the obvious long white moving box coming towards them. That helped them calm down (a bit).

Once the bus ceased in front of the bus stop, Will walked on first, dragging Nico with him—Hazel following after. They quickly found sits in the back of the vechicle. It rumbled back to life, and started to move. Everything seemed fine to Will, except for the obvious wonder in Nico eyes. 

Upon arriving in New York, the trio went to the different spots that Will had planned. First stop, a museum of arts. Hazel enjoyed that one. Then they went to a outdoor food spot. And finally, to a nice park. 

N-[ Wet to NYC wif my sister nd boyfried today.

(went to NYC with my sister and boyfriend today)

*Insert picture of the outside of an art museum*

T-[ waht did i say about pictures

T-[ you know what nevermind

T-[ nice

T-[ did you have fun?

N-[ Yes

Chapter Text

haha get pranked!!!

(nah im joking)

1.

The first of April was a special day at Camp Half-Blood. The day of fun pranks (usually gone overboard by the Hermes cabin) and joy (pain)—exceptly for Will Solace. You see, because of these "fun" pranks, the infirmary was always busy; bruises, concussions, lava burns, rope burns, burns, literally anytime type of burn, arrow through their hand (haha "got you" "not funny, Cecil, if that was real, you have gotten an infection"), and more. Let's just say, April 1rst wasn't the Apollo cabin's favorite day of the year—until today.

However, this year, the Apollo cabin had a plan. Every year, everyone expected the cabin of the god of the sun to heal everyone's wounds, so they can continue to have fun. That isn't happening.

(hehe cliffhanger. no more plot for you)

flashback

(sike)

*walking hand in hand*

"Today was really fun."

"Of course it was, 'cause i'm here with you."

Nico blushes at Will's statement.

"Well, too bad, we can't do this next week." Will said, looking down slightly.

Nico was confused, "What do you mean?" Ever since the son of Apollo and Hades started dating, they always had made sure to make time on Wednesdays to hang out. Though, they do hang out all the time—Wednesdays were their special time to do more date-y things (not like that, you freaks).

"Next Wednesday is April first." Will stated, like it was obvious.

The son of Hades didn't get it. "So? Is April first someone's birthday and i didn't know."

Will shouldered shake, a smile growing more on his face. "No silly. It's April fools day. You know, the day everyone pulls pranks."

"Like putting fishes on people's backs? I don't see how that would affect us time."

"To put it simple. Demigods go crazy with the pranks, exceptly the Hermes cabin. So, it's the Apollo's cabin duty to clean up after everyone. Gods, i swear if the Stolls burn down the Hypnos cabin again."

"You don't get to prank?" From Nico's understanding, April fools day like the son of Apollo explained: the day everyone pulls pranks. So, why wouldn't the Apollo cabin also do some tomfooly.

(i really wanted to use that word in this chapter)

(oh oops my stuff got deleted)

End of flashback

So this year, the Apollo cabin, for the first time in, nobody knows how long, are going to pull a prank. On The Whole Camp!!

T-[ nico

T-[ NICO

T-[ NICO

T-[ NICO

T-[ NICO

T-[ NICO

T-[ NICO

N-[ What?

N-[ I'm trying to hellp my boyfried wif this avil foods thin.

(I'm trying to help my boyfriend with this april fools thing.)

Read

Morning of the first of April.

( i lost motivation)

"What the hell!!?!!"

"Oh this is genius."

"So, what should we do?" Kayla asked.

"It has to be something no one would ever forget!" Austin announced.

Will had just spoken to his cabin about what Nico had suggested to him. The Apollo's cabin Ultimate April Fools Payback!

"But not too mean." Gracie said.

"What about-"

"No"

"I've got an idea."

Chiron and Mr.D were playing a game of cards on this nice quiet April first. Nobody seemed to be pulling pranks and goofing off. The atmostphere was nice.

"Ah, what a nice day we are having. It's so peaceful."

"Yes, it is. However, it is strange, that the campers aren't out, pranking each other."

hehehe

The next day.

T-[ lol april fools

N-[ Huh

Chapter Text

How did Tim end up here? He was just vibing, hanging out at the manor, playing some Minecraft—you know, normal teenage stuff (in his super not normal life). When Wondergirl, Superboy, and Impulse burst through the doors. Superboy literally picking Timothy Drake up, putting him on his shoulder and they left.

So, in short, Tim had been kidnapped.

Well, that was an exaggeration. In actuality, Tim's friends just wanted to go shopping as a team. Therefore, here Tim was with the rest of Young Justice at the mall in Metropolis. He swears they wanted him here for his money. Sneaky bastards.

Kon and Cassie were currently trying on clothes in some store, while Bart was talking to Tim. The raven's just nodding along, pretending to listen. 

Kon came out in a graphic shirt asking for their opinion. "It's nice," Tim said. Connor looked annoyed, then turned to Bart who told him it was a nice a shirt. The half-kryptonian rolled his eyes, and turned to Cassie—who just left her dressing room in a nice sunflower dress.

"What do you think, Cassie?" These monkeys don't know anything." "Hey!" Bart raised his voice, offended.

"It suits your eyes and is definitely your style." Cassie complimented.

K "Thank you!" 

T "I basically said that."

K "Uh-huh"

"Whatever," Tim huffed, smiling at Cassie, commenting that the dress was pretty on her.

K "Oh you can compliment Cassie but not me"

"Jealous, Kon?" Tim smirked.

K "You're the worst."

Bart and Cassie snickered as the raven's bickered. "What are you laughing at?" Kon switching his attention to the other two Young Justice members.

B "Nothing"

C "Anyways, Tim could you get me this skirt in a size up?"

"Sure"

Almost out of earshot, Tim heard Bart comment about Cassie's butt. He needed better friends.

After a full 5 minutes of searching, he found the section Cassie had grabbed the skirt from. It was a nice skirt, light pink with baby blue pocka dots. 

Tim was looking through the rack, when he swear his soul left his body. Someone tapped him on the shoulder. "Excuse me," they asked. The secret vigilante saw William fucking Solace. Shit

"Could you help the man's pants area?" This store is huge." Real

Tim was so confused. First, his friends kidnapped him to profit off of his nepotism. Then, his secret (not really) wrong number buddy who may or may not be in his 90's boyfriend, thinks he works at a mall clothing—that is way to big for a mall. What a day Tim is having. 

"Um sorry, i don't work here. But i can show you where." The genius replied. The blond boy nodded, looking slightly embarrassed. "Uh sorry, you were- just never mind. Sure, yeah, thanks."

Thus, Tim grabbed the skirt for Cassie and showed Will where the man's pants section was. 

"Thanks," the demigod smilled.

"No problem."

...

The nepo-baby headed back to his friends, and Cassie tried on the skirt. It fit better.

Chapter Text

Will didn't understand how much I was craving Batburger. So, Will and i decided to go the mall in Metropolise, because Cecil's birthday was coming up and we had to get the son of Hermes something. We had no idea what to get him. Thus, in demigod fashion, we got distracted and Will ended up getting some new pants for Nico. That simp, had noticed Nico kept cycling through three black jeans, so he bought him more. Literally rolling my eyes.

Anyhow, we were currently on the bus back to Long Island, goods in hand. We did end up getting Cecil his birthday gift, and a smoothie, and other stuff. Nico gave Will, his dad's credit card. I didn't ask questions.

As i was saying, #ADHD. Sorry.

We were riding back on the bus to Manhattan. It's a multi city state bus, so it takes you to major cities in the US; LA, Metropolis, Manhattan, Gotham... Gotham. God, I was craving a good burger. When we were at the mall, Will and I had gotten some pizza. It was good of course. But now, I wanted a good old Batburger Deluxue combo. Yeah, we, gothamites just don't question it. 

So, of course, I turn to Will, ask if we could make a pit stop in Gotham for some greasy ass food. And bro says no. The audacity. He doesn't understand. He explained that it's it getting late and being in Gotham at night is the worst idea known to man. I quickly argue back that it's worth it and he could just call up his boytoy. YES I SAID THAT. to shadow travel us back to camp. To furthur solidify my argument, i showed him a picture of the Robin Nuggets. Hehe

So, after forcing Will to stare at pictures of Batburger's beautiful greasy food, we got off that the Gotham stop. (we didn't forget our stuff)

We entered the fastfood chain (only in Gotham), and yeah, good smell. I ordered my Batburger Deluxue combo with Jokerize fries and Mr. Freeze slushie (red flavour duh), and Will gets Robin Nuggets with a Mr. Freeze slushie (blue flavour, weirdo). We get our food and dig in. 

Yeah, I say we made the right choice. Yum!

BAM!

Never mind. I change my mind.

"GET ON THE GROUND!! NOW!!!" yelled some rando robber guy. Urg.

Will looked slightly panicked, so i hundled closer to him.

Gladly, a bat came to save us (and the other costumers). We demigods could have totally handled it. I could have used the mist to let Will and I escape, but I guess getting saved is better. It was Spoiler, who saved us. My favorite. Because fate just loved to bless me, didn't it. Batburger and meeting my favorite bat. :)

Spoiler quickly got rid of the guys, and the GCPD arrived shortly after. (why did Gotham still have a police force?) Will, still on edge (pussy), finished eating his food. While, I approached Spoiler. Hehe!

"Hey! Thanks for saving us!" I said, smiling. When people say 'Never meet your heroes', that just doesn't apply to me, because Spoiler was nice. She said "You're welcome," before leaving the scene. Yeah, never mind. It was kinda a boring interaction, but hey. I love her suit.

Will and I did end up texting Nico (because he finally figured out how to use a phone) and we shadowed out of there. Slay!

I got my batburger, i got a story to tell and Nico got pants. Will, i dont know. He was also there. 

Chapter Text

N-[ My boyfriend s mad at me

T-[ o

T-[ what did you do

N-[ I gott him a gifht

N-[ And he wa s upset

T-[ what did you get him

N-[ These cutte ear rings

[Insert cute golden sun earrings with a Canary Diamond in the middle of each]

T-[ cute

...

T-[ holy shit

T-[ those are expensive 

N-[ You can tell

T-[ yes and no

T-[ used Google lense

N-[ Huh

T-[ never mind

T-[ dude

T-[ i don't think your boyfriend was upset that you got him earings

T-[ more of the price

N-[ Why?

T-[ dude

T-[ those are 25,000$ earrings

N-[ Yes?

T-[ is your boyfrend used to this

T-[ ?

N-[ It's our anniversary

T-[ cool

T-[ but you didn't answer my question 

N-[ Used to wat?

T-[ you buying him expensive things

N-[ I am not sur

T-[ bro

T-[ aask him

N-[ Wat?

T-[ ask him if he likes you getting him expensive things

T-[ i know my bf isnt the biggest fan of it

N-[ Oh

*Later that day*

N-[ His weering the ear rings

T-[ slay

N-[ Huh

T-[ nvm

Chapter Text

T-[ do yu know what anime is, old man

T-[ ??

N-[ Wat, no

T-[ well boy

T-[im here to teach your innocent but old mind

N-[ i skil reget telling yo my age

(I still regret telling you my age)

T-[ whatever

N-[ So what is animal

T-[ anime

T-[ anime is japense animation

N-[ Ok?

T-[ i fr just wanting to tell you so i can rant

N-[ What?

...

T-[ so, theres this anime called Bungou Stray Dogs and its so good bro. it has everythig, detective work, comedy, action, powers, amazing characters with even better backstories. my family is so done hearing me talk about bsd (short for Bungo Stray Dogs, its called that becuz all the characters are based on authors) my favorite character si Ranpo Edogawa. i just like detective work. though, Chuuya is a badass. there's this other anime called Bungo to Alchemist which is a similar concept, except no detectives and stuff. they are authors. the best episode is Season 1 (only 1 season 😔) Episode 9: No Longer Human Part 2. god its fire. anywho, ues, 100% recommend bsd if you decide to watch anime too.

...

T-[ shit forgot you were dylexic

N-[ Cool

N-[ I tink Lou Ellen mentioed tat animer.

T-[ oh really?

N-[ Yes

N-[ She also likes anima.

T-[ slay

N-[ Huh

T-[ 🤫

N-[ Tell me more i sapose

(Tell me more i suppose)

T-[ hehe

...

Chapter Text

S-[ tin

S-[ tin!

T-[ waht?????!

S-[ lol

S-[ gest wat

(guess what)

S-[ ok u now wow cass lik s conty muses

(okay, you know how Cass likes country music)

S-[ h'ell i mit sun off fam us sunger Naomi Solace 

(well i met the son of the country famous singer Naomi Solace)

T-[ me too

T-[ yu ain't special

S-[ stfu

Steph is typing...

T-[ how do i become Tim instead of tin

Steph is typing...

S-[ soo i has pawtrollin, duh. wen i sew rober lootin guys wall in batburger. yk our fav Batburger. soo i save the Dai duh n tis purple haired gurl slay walls up too me. he has relly exited too mit me. than i sew Will solace ating a tabell. slay gurl has wintin him i fig er out.

(so, i was patroling, duh. when i saw robber looking guys walk into Batburger. you know, our favorite Batburger. so, i saved the day duh and this purple haired girl (slay) walks up to me. she was really excited to meet me. Then i saw Will Solace eating at a table. Slay girl was with him i figured out.)

T-[ god lord

T-[ okay

T-[ cool?

T-[ why are u telling me this?

S-[ cux i hat too

(because i wanted too)

S-[ alldo i get pic 4 cass

(also i got a picture for Cass)

S-[ *insert image of purple hair slightly out of frame, camera focused on a blond boy eating nuggets at a table*

T-[ i want to say delete taht

T-[ but i get my picture taken all the time without my consent

S-[ lmao

T-[ and kidnapped

S-[ major L

T-[ do you want to go out for batburger?

S-[ appslouty

(absolutely)

Chapter Text

T-[ guess what

N-[ Chiking but

(Chicken butt)

T-[ nah

T-[ who taugt you that

N-[ Som guy

(Some guy)

T-[ okay?????

T-[ anyways

T-[ my brother got a bf

T-[ finally

N-[ Huh

T-[ boyfriend

T-[ sorry boyfried

N-[ 😧

T-[ 😝

N-[ Mine disslezian

(My dyslexia)

T-[ lol

T-[ anyways, ya

T-[ my annoying brother finally got a boyfriend and bro thought he was straight 

T-[ 😂 

N-[ What

T-[ bro thought he liked woman

T-[ well he does

T-[ he's pan

N-[ His a pan

T-[ no

T-[ he is pansexual

T-[ he doesnt care whats your gender, he'll fuck yo

N-[ ...

T-[ sorry

T-[ pansexuals do have types thouh

T-[ Dick likes gingers

N-[ Like Rashal?

(Like Rachel?)

T-[ ya sure

T-[ whoever Rashal is

N-[ He has orage har

(She has orange hair)

T-[ yeah

T-[ but okay

T-[ im only telling you this becausr he is being super annoying about it

N-[ Why?

T-[ I dont know

T-[ its his first boyfriend 

T-[ I kinda wonder if this is how I was when I finally dated a boy

N-[ I was not.

N-[ Like tat.

T-[ oh

N-[ Will say i was emo aboot it.

T-[ lol

T-[ are you emo?

N-[ No.

T-[ ya sure I totally believe you

N-[ I'm not

T-[ okay 

T-[ lost topic again

T-[ so, my brother IS HOT! yes I brought out the caps for that. thats how attractive my brother is. you actually met him I think at one point. not in person ofcourse.

T-[ so my bro had been pining for his best friend for like ever and after, not lying here, 11 years, they finally confessed. and I'm happy for my brother. but he is so insufferable about it

...

N-[ I tink tats how a lot of pepple fell when Purscy and Anneibath got tagetthere

(I think that's how a lot of people felt when Percy and Annabeth got together)

T-[ okay then

T-[ did they pine for 11 years??

N-[ No, it hook 4 year

(No, it took 4 years)

N-[ But Purse was ohvious 

(But Percy was oblivious)

T-[ oh bad

N-[ I was  not here tho

(I was not there though)

T-[ that's great 

T-[ i was thogh

T-[ for 5 years

T-[ and I knew before that too

N-[ What

T-[ my family is weird

N-[ Ok

...

N-[ Who is yor brothere?

T-[ i have multiple brothers and a sister. 

N-[ The 1 yo we're talling aboot

(The one you were talking about)

T-[ oh Dick 

N-[ Las name?

T-[ are you trying to google my brother?

N-[ No.

T-[ you realize that not everyone is famous and on google

N-[ Oh

T-[ well

T-[ i know you bf name and look

T-[ Dick Grayson

!

...

N-[ HOLY STYX

T-[ i told ya

T-[ I would say Google his boyfriend, but he isn't in the public eye. So, here's a picture.

T-[ *insert picture of a ginger haired man*

N-[ He loooks dumb

T-[ hey

T-[ tell me something I don't know

T-[ 😂 

T-[ I know my bro is too good for him

N-[ Yo can say tat agan 

(You can say that again)

T-[ I know my bro is too good for him

T-[ 😂

N-[ Lol

T-[ !

N-[ Jason teshd me

(Jason taught me)

T-[ Jason?

N-[ My beast friend

(My best friend)

T-[ oh

T-[ what a coincidence 

T-[ I have a brother named Jason

T-[ did you best friend die too lol

N-[ Yes

...

T-[ blue eyes?

N-[ Yes?

T-[ black hair?

N-[ No?

T-[ oh good

N- What

T-[ never mind

T-[ being called down for family dinner

T-[ and Dick's boyfriend.

N-[ Ok

N-[ Bye

T-[ 👋 

Chapter Text

T-[ its time

N-[ Time fro wat

(Time for what)

T-[ time foe you, old man,

T-[ to learn good music

N-[ Huh

T-[ now

T-[ do you know what youtube is

N-[ What

T-[ ok

T-[ youtube is a online platform and app where you watch anything.

N-[ Ok?

T-[ go on google

N-[ Ok

N-[ Dan

(done)

T-[ type in youtube

N-[ Weres my letrs

T-[ maybe ask for help

T-[ go find one of the care workers

N-[ Wat

...

N-[ Wat tat a old purson joker?

(Was that an old person joke?)

T-[ maybe

T-[ just go ask someone

N-[ 👍

...

N-[ Gott Will

T-[ ok

T-[ now go on youtube

N-[ Done

T-[ ok

T-[ now type in the search bar

T-[ green day

N-[ Oh u hear dof of thsi band

(Oh i have heard of this band)

N-[ Tatw as Will

(That was Will)

T-[ got that

T-[ now click on a video, a song

T-[ and liste

...

T-[ thoughts?

...

T-[ ??

N-[ Good

N-[ Can i subjester somting?

(Can i suggest something?)

T-[ sure

N-[ Youtube

T-[ ok

N-[ Gioachino Rossini

T-[ ok?

...

T-[ this is classical music

N-[ Yes

N-[ Its wat my mama lisond to

(It's what my mama listened to)

T-[ ...

T-[ your italian?

T-[ i cant remember if we have established this

N-[ Wat?

T-[ youre italian?

N-[ Si

T-[ ok smartass

N-[ i hav a datte

(I have a date)

T-[ enjoy

N-[ I will

N-[ Pon intendead

(pun intended)

T-[ ...

T-[ lmao