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? -[ wow
? -[ you are really bad at this whole catfishing thing
? -[ but then again, im dating someone
... later that night
N -[ Sorry i had to eat dinner
? -[ ah mr. doesn't know how to catfish is back
N -[ I dont like fish
? -[ not that type of catfish
? -[ god your old
N -[ Gods
? -[ gods?
? -[ whatever
N -[ I never asked whats your name
? -[ i cant say
N -[ Why?
? -[ internet safety duh
N -[ Internet? is that like usig phone
? -[ are you serious
? -[ and you really tried to convince me you are 15
N -[ I am 15
? -[ you literally said you a 91 too
N -[ Well how old are you
? -[ internet safety
N -[ I dont know what tat is
? -[ its basically a set of rules to follow
N -[ Oh
N -[ I am not good a folowing the rules
? -[ what try to break out of the nursing home grandpa
N -[ I am 15
N -[ Ad i still want o know who im textig
? -[ a person who has a boyfriend and is not interesting in dating someone older than them
N -[ Okay
? -[ just like that
? -[ wow
N -[ Where do you live?
? -[ ...
? -[ actually you know what. whats your name
N -[ I thought you text
? -[ yeah whatever
T -[ im Tim
N -[ Your a boy
T -[ yes?
N -[ And you said that you have a boyfried
T -[ boyfriend yes
T -[ are you sure your not homophobic
N -[ Cool happy fae emoji
T -[ did you just try to type in happy face emoji to get a happy face emoji
N -[ Yes
T -[ lol cool cool?
T -[ anyways, whats your name
N -[ Nick
T -[ 😂 we have basic ass names
T -[ at least its not Will
N -[ Hey
N -[ My boyfriend name is will
T -[ are you serious
N -[ Yes i told you i have a boyfriend
T -[ okay i guess
N -[ What is yur boyfriend name?
T -[ Bernard
N -[ Haha
T -[ im going to ignore the cringe of you typing haha
N -[ What is your boyfriend like
T -[ he's nice?
T -[ why are you all of sudden asking me questions about my personal life, specifically my boyfriend
N -[ I have not mett oter people other then my kind who are
T -[ gay?
T -[ well im bisexaul
N -[ Will is too
N -[ What dose yur boyfriend lock like
T -[ he is about average height, has blond hair, funny
N -[ Did you steal my boyfreind?
T -[ what
T -[ your bf also blond, funny and kinda tall
N -[ Yes
T -[ what are the odds
T -[ i have to go now
N -[ Okay
T -[ gn
N -[ What does that mean?
...
N -[ Nevermidn