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Inside the school, today is a special day. It’s Thanksgiving and it’s going to be a big feast. A really big feast with some of the V3 cast. But Kokichi Oma has to figure out a plan first for it.
Kokichi: Hmm… I never exactly planned a huge feast like this. This supreme leader has better things to do but fine. Let’s see who I want to invite.
Kokichi grabbed a piece of paper and started to list the names of the students he wanted to invite.
Kokichi: Hmm… Oh yeah, I’ll definitely invite Shumai for sure! Keeboy… hmm… let’s see… oh why the hell not! He’s just a metal tin can after all!
If Keebo was there, he would shout at Kokichi that he’s robophobic or something like that. Kokichi looked around the room to see if Keebo was going to suddenly enter the room but Keebo wasn’t there. Kokichi sighed in relief.
Kokichi: Whew! I thought that humanoid Roomba would chew me out saying that.
Kokichi continued to list out other names he wanted to invite.
Kokichi: Hmm… Space man? Ugh… No! I despise him! I can’t stand him! Nope! Nope! Not gonna write that name!
Even when the thought of Kaito disgusts Kokichi to his core, he smirks mischievously.
Kokichi: You know what? I think I might give him a shot, even though I hate him with a passion! That hot head! You know, I totally might give him a surprise he wouldn’t forget though. Neeheehee!
Kokichi: Now, for that whore. Hmm… Should I invite her? I know she’ll be fun to mess and joke around with. I love getting under her skin!
Kokichi writes Miu’s name on the list.
Kokichi: Hmm… anyone else I’m missing? Let’s see… oh yes! The adorable Himiko! She’ll be great to invite!
Kokichi writes Himiko’s name on the invite list.
Kokichi: I would love to invite my 10,000 loyal followers but I wouldn’t have enough room for every one of them. So, unfortunately nope. Damn it. I wish I had a huge room for them.
Kokichi double checked his invite list and finalized his decisions on who to invite.
Kokichi: Alrighty, I think that would be enough people that I want to invite. Now, I’m going to find them. Neeheehee!
Kokichi found the people that he wanted to invite and they all accepted his invitation with Kaito being hesitant at first but said yes.
Now Kokichi went to the dining hall and planned for the Thanksgiving meal.
Kokichi: Alrighty! I’ve gotten enough people for my feast. *evil laughter* Oh oops! I got carried away there. Anyway, I got to find a cookbook that will contain food for this Thanksgiving holiday.
Kokichi entered the kitchen of the dining hall searching for the Thanksgiving cookbook. However, Kokichi kinda had a hard time finding it.
Kokichi: Gahhh! Where is the damn thing?! It must be somewhere!
Kokichi looked at the packed stacks of a variety of cookbooks. Finding the cookbook he’s looking for is going to be like finding a nail in a haystack.
Kokichi: Hellloooo?! Where are you cookbook? Yoohooo!!! Yodelayheehoo!
Kokichi’s yodeling caused the whole kitchen room to echo back to him loudly.
Kokichi: Oh wow! I can hear myself! How fascinating! This is fun! Neeheehee! EEEECHOOO!!! WHOOP WHOOP!
The room echoed back to him in return.
Kokichi: Neeheehee! I love this already! As much as I want to keep going on with that, I still want to look for that book. Can’t be distracted now, can I?
Kokichi resumed looking for the elusive cookbook. After some time passed, he found it.
Kokichi: Ah hah! I found you! Neeheehee! You’re trying to play hide and seek with me aren’t ya? You can’t hide from me with my totally superior vision and super senses!
Kokichi was proud of himself. He stood proudly jumping up and down in excitement!
Kokichi: Oh my god yes! I can’t wait to see what’s in there! Is it going to be like a Christmas present? Am I going to find Santa Claus?
Kokichi realized something.
Kokichi: Oh whoops! Heehee, wrong holiday! God, my mind is ALL over the place today! Let’s see what’s inside this book!
Kokichi opened up the Thanksgiving cookbook. Kokichi looked at the cookbook pages in curiosity.
Kokichi: Oh woooow! These look so interesting! Look at those amazing pictures! I want to just nom on those!
Kokichi turned the pages and looked at the pictures of the food.
Kokichi: Let’s see what I want to make.
Kokichi thought about what he was going to make for the feast while looking at the pages of the book.
Kokichi: Let’s see… oooh! Turkey! That looks delicious! Holy shit that turkey looks big! I don’t know if I can lift that but I’ll try. I’m not exactly the strongest person out there like Gonta.
Kokichi got an idea.
Kokichi: Wait a minute. Maybe I can ask Gonta to help lift the turkey and carry it into the kitchen here in the dining hall!
Kokichi smirks.
Kokichi: Oh Gonta, it seems like you’ll be useful after all. But first, I’ll see if there’s anything else I want to make before I ask him.
Kokichi looked at the cookbook pages further.
Kokichi: Oooh! Spiral ham sounds really nice! It looks so delicious in those pictures! I mean, it’s better than those disgusting pig feet, ugh! I hate eating those! Not great tasting texture wise. But I’ll definitely cook some spiral ham though!
Kokichi looked at the dessert section of the book. He found one he really liked a lot.
Kokichi: Ooh! That looks like pumpkin pie! That picture of that slice with whipped cream looks so good! I’m going to make that dessert too!
Kokichi was satisfied with his food and dessert decisions.
Kokichi: Alrighty then, I’m going to ask Gonta now!
Kokichi exited the kitchen to the dining hall where he found Gonta eating a snack. He called for Gonta’s attention.
Kokichi: Hey Goooonta!
Gonta: Oh hi! How are you today?
Kokichi: Oh well, I’m very excited for Thanksgiving. You know, it’s a big huge party and all that.
Gonta: Oh yes. Gonta sees. Gonta excited too! Gonta wants to help Kokichi. What can Gonta help Kokichi with?
Kokichi: Oh yeah, funny you ask that question Gonta.
Kokichi puts on the puppy dog eyes.
Kokichi: You see, my strength is very weak and I don’t know if I can lift that heavy piece of turkey and carry it around with me! I’m afraid my arms will fall off and it’ll be amputated! Please Gonta! Can you help me lift it? I’m not as strong as you! Waaah!! Help me Gonta!!!
Gonta felt pity for Kokichi.
Gonta: Aww. Gonta is sorry to hear that. Gonta will help Kokichi carry turkey to kitchen. Gonta strong! Gonta has great arm strength! Gonta accepts!
Kokichi: Waaahhh!!! Thank you so much Gonta! You are so wonderful!
Gonta: You’re welcome, Kokichi. Gonta understands.
Gonta looks at the turkey.
Gonta: Gonta sees turkey as 20 pounds. Gonta sees why Kokichi don’t have strength for lifting. Gonta will lift turkey. *lifts heavy turkey*
Gonta started to lift the heavy turkey to carry it to the kitchen to help Kokichi.
Gonta: Here you go Kokichi! Turkey is safely on counter. Gonta happy to help friend!
Kokichi: Thank you so much Gonta! I appreciate it!
Gonta: You’re welcome Kokichi! Gonta glad to help anytime. Now, Gonta needs to get back to snack.
Kokichi: Okay, bye Gonta!
Gonta exits the kitchen back to the dining hall where he’s getting back to snacking.
Kokichi: Now, thanks to Gonta, I have the turkey in front of me. I’ll have to bake it somehow. Are there any ovens I can use?
Kokichi looks around for any ovens in the kitchen when Monokuma pops out of nowhere.
Monokuma: Heeeelllooo there!
Kokichi: Wha-WHAT?! How in the hell did you get in here?!
Monokuma: It’s maaaagic! As a certain short mage would say.
Kokichi: H-how do you know this?
Monokuma: I noticed you have a list of invites plus, since there is a small number of students, everybody knows everybody, if you get my drift? Like a small town thing.
Kokichi: Oh yeah, I get it. Now, I need your help with something.
Monokuma: Yeees? Are you looking for a murderous weapon? A slaughterhouse? Any bear facts?
Kokichi: Neeheehee! Although that would be tempting, I need your help with finding ovens to cook for my feast.
Monokuma: Aww really? I came over out of nowhere and you asked me the simple question of WHERE TO FIND THE OVENS IN THE KITCHEN?! What? Do I look like a chef to you?! Do I look like I even know where they are?! Go find them yourself!
Monokuma runs away grumbling.
Kokichi: Wow. That was a waste of my time and he was no help anyway. Anyway, I’m going to try to find those ovens.
It took Kokichi a while but he found those ovens.
Kokichi: Gah, FINALLY! That took WAAAY too long to find! Who knew they were hidden in a secret cabinet anyway?
Kokichi grabbed the spiral ham and the ingredients for the pumpkin pie to prepare to bake.
Kokichi: Now I can FINALLY bake! About damn time!
Kokichi stuffed the turkey with stuffing and preheated the ovens to the temperature it required to bake.
After several minutes, the ovens beeped, signaling that they are ready to put the food in the oven.
Kokichi wrapped the turkey in aluminum foil, wrapping up the edges of the chicken so it doesn’t get dry and shoe stringy in texture.
Kokichi: Alright, so it says in the book to bake the turkey for 5 hours. Wait, really? 5 hours? That’s going to take so damn long! Uuugh! How boring. Fine. I’ll put it in the oven and wait.
Kokichi put in the turkey and set up one of the oven timers for 5 hours of baking time.
Kokichi: I mean… *yawns* to be fair to Gonta I guess, it’s a really big turkey to bake plus stuffed turkey takes longer. I… *yawns* don’t exactly have the patience for it right now. I’m exhausted.
Kokichi starts to get sleepy.
Kokichi: Well, I have the feeling… the timer is going to beep, I’m gonna… *yawns* take a nap right now.
Kokichi found a comfortable spot on a conveniently placed mini bean bag and fell asleep. Snoring away while drooling on the bean bag.
Kokichi: *Snoring*
Kokichi started rolling around the sleeping bag in his sleep getting even more comfy.
Kokichi: *sleepy noises and meowing like a kitten* (sleep talking) Mmmh… My wonderful Shumai. Give me cuddles… *snoring*
Kokichi felt at peace while he was sound asleep. He clutched the mini bean bag he was lying on and cuddled the edges of it, thinking of the warm embrace of Shuichi’s comfort. He wondered if he could feel the warmth and comfort of his wonderful boyfriend again.
Even though he had worked so hard preparing for the Thanksgiving feast, he needed this nap to re-energize himself. He needed that time to help him relax and feel at ease. He needed his beloved detective by his side. Holding him, cuddling him, and wanting his love so much.
Kokichi: (in his sleep) Shumai, I… I need you. You’re my beloved. Zzzz.
Kokichi still held the bean bag’s edges close to him. Just wanting Shuichi so badly for his affection. He craves it more than anything.
After a while, the oven timer beeps, waking up Kokichi.
Kokichi: Zzzz… Mmmhhh… *snorts awake* Huh, what? I’m up! What’s going on here? Why is there beeping?
Kokichi laughs to himself.
Kokichi: Neeheehee! I totally wasn’t falling asleep and dreaming about my beloved Shumai!
Kokichi opened the oven door and did his best to lift the turkey out of the oven with some struggling in the process, but he somehow managed to put it down on the counter.
He felt a little sad and sentimental.
Kokichi: Shumai, for once, I wish you were here with me right now. I need your cuddles so badly. I need your love. Please Shumai, please be here with me, help me!
As if Shuichi heard his plea, Shuichi came over to the kitchen and saw Kokichi in a bit of tears. He looked concerned.
Shuichi: What’s the matter, Kokichi?
Kokichi: I-I dreamt about you and I, I need your hugs right now! I need you Shumai!
Shuichi embraced Kokichi as he muffled crying into Shuichi’s chest as he hugged Kokichi.
Shuichi: Aww, Kokichi. I miss you too. I want to give you comfort as well.
Shuichi rubbed Kokichi’s back as he embraced him to help comfort and settle him down.
Shuichi: There, there sweetheart. I’m here, I’m here. You’re going to be okay. I’m willing to help you okay?
Kokichi muffled a nod through tears.
Shuichi: Okay. Is there anything you need me to help you with?
Kokichi: I-I need your help with my Thanksgiving feast. I-I tried to do this by myself and I thought in my mind I could do it, but, I-I just can’t. It’s so overwhelming to plan alone! Can you help me, Shumai? My beloved detective?
Kokichi looked at Shuichi with tear filled eyes that were genuine, not the theatrical kind he usually did.
Shuichi: Of course, I don’t want you to push yourself to do this alone, okay? I’m here with you.
Kokichi: Shumai?
Shuichi: Yes?
Kokichi: Can we have some cuddles afterwards? I-I need those so bad.
Shuichi: Of course sweetheart. We can do that. Can you at least wait until after dinner?
Kokichi thought about it for a moment.
Kokichi: O-Okay. I-I trust you Shumai that you can help me. I- I love you so much.
Shuichi: I love you too. Of course, I trust you. Now, let me dry off those tears.
Shuichi grabbed a couple of tissues and wiped Kokichi’s eyes.
Shuichi: Now, is there anything I can help you with?
Kokichi: Can you help me bake the ham and make the pumpkin pie?
Shuichi: Of course. Now, I’m not as great as Kirumi but I’m sure she can help as well.
Kokichi’s face lit up like a Christmas tree.
Kokichi: *gasps* Mommy?! Mom is going to help me?
Shuichi: Well, she’s not technically your mom but yes she will be willing to help assist me with your feast.
Kokichi: That would be great! Yay! Mom is a great cook!
Shuichi laughed at how adorable Kokichi sounded when he said that.
Shuichi: That’s so adorable Kokichi.
Kokichi blushed.
Kokichi: T-thank you so much S-Shumai!
Kirumi entered the kitchen.
Kirumi: I’ve heard someone needs assistance?
Kokichi: MOMMY!!!
Kirumi: Kokichi, I’m not your mother but I will accept your request for assistance for your feast.
Kokichi: YAY! MOMMY IS GONNA BAKE!
Shuichi laughed at Kokichi’s adorableness.
Kirumi: I will tend to the pumpkin pie, while Shuichi tends to the ham.
Shuichi: Got it.
Shuichi turned to Kokichi.
Shuichi: You can just sit back and relax, okay? We’ll take care of the rest.
Kokichi: Okay. Thank you Shumai and Mommy.
Kokichi sits back in the mini bean bag to help relax himself. He took deep breaths to help calm himself down.
Kokichi: *takes deep breaths*
Kokichi took so many deep breaths, he started to yawn again.
Kokichi: *yawns cutely* Mmmh… Shumai?
Shuichi: Yes, sweetheart?
Kokichi: Can you embrace me in a hug? I want to take another nap.
Shuichi: Sure. Let me go wash my hands because I just put the ham in the oven. Kirumi is starting the timer for the ham now.
Kokichi: (sleepy) Thank you babe… *yawns* You’re the best boyfriend I ever have.
After Shuichi washed his hands with soap and water, he embraced Kokichi in a hug while Kokichi laid on the mini sleeping bag.
Kokichi: *yawns* Mmmh. This… This feels so comfy Shumai. Just… just stay with me… okay?
Shuichi: (softly) Of course. You need some rest after you had such a long day preparing for this feast.
Kokichi: I… need you so much…
Shuichi: I’m always here for you.
Kokichi: Thank you… my beloved detective.
Kokichi’s eyes started to close and he fell asleep again.
Shuichi: Aww. Look at you, you are so cute falling asleep like that.
Kokichi meows sleepily in response.
Kokichi: *meow like a kitten sleepily* Meow-heehee.
Shuichi giggled.
Shuichi: *giggle* I am fully convinced you are part cat. My adorable supreme leader.
Kokichi just nods and snores drooling on the mini bean bag alongside Shuichi, holding him tight in his embrace.
Kokichi: *snoring*
Shuichi slowly got up and walked over to Kirumi.
The oven timer for the ham beeped, waking up Kokichi yet again.
Kokichi: Gah! W-what? I-I need my precious Shumai right now!
Shuichi: I’m here! I’m here! There’s nothing to be scared of. The ham is ready.
Kokichi: Oh, I thought you were gone again.
Shuichi: Sweetheart, you had a nightmare. It’s alright.
Kirumi helped take out the ham from the oven.
Kirumi: The ham feels like the perfect temperature.
Shuichi: Excellent! Is the pumpkin pie ready to bake?
Kirumi: Yes, Shuichi. It is.
Kirumi took the pumpkin pie into one of the oven doors and closed it, setting up the timer for the pumpkin pie to bake.
Kirumi: Now we just wait.
Shuichi: Thankfully it won’t be as long as the turkey though.
Kokichi sighed in relief.
Kokichi: Thank god. I was about to lose my mind in absolute boredom over waiting for 5 HOURS FOR BAKING THIS 20 POUND TURKEY! It was exhausting for me!
Shuichi: Whoa Kokichi! I didn’t realize it was that exhausting for you to do. But I do appreciate you attempting it yourself.
Kokichi: I literally had to take a nap waiting for the damn thing to be done!
Shuichi: Well, that’s one way to pass the time. That’s for sure.
Kokichi: Exactly!
After a little while, the oven timer for the pumpkin pie beeped.
Kokichi: Gah! That scared the shit out of me!
Shuichi: Hahaha! And I thought Kaito was the scaredy cat!
Kokichi: Hey! Look who’s talking!
Shuichi: Alright alright, fair enough.
Kirumi took the pie out of the oven.
Shuichi: It smells absolutely delicious! Thank you so much for assisting me Kirumi!
Kirumi: It is my pleasure to satisfy any request. You are welcome.
Shuichi: Wait!
Before Kirumi left the kitchen, Shuichi stopped her and asked her one more favor.
Shuichi: Can you help Kokichi set up the decorations in the dining hall and set up the tables?
Kirumi: Yes. Of course. Anything to help.
Kirumi left the kitchen to go to the dining hall.
Kokichi: I’m so grateful Mommy is helping me too.
Shuichi: Yeah. Of course. Kirumi is so helpful.
Kirumi cleaned, set up the decorations and the tables to prepare for the feast. Shortly, Kirumi called out to Shuichi and Kokichi.
Kirumi: Shuichi, Kokichi! The tables are ready!
Shuichi: Thank you!
The tables were decorated beautifully with neatly placed plates, food and decorations in the dining hall. They were amazed by it.
Shuichi: Oh my god, that looks absolutely amazing!
Kokichi: Yeah, mommy did an amazing job!
Shortly afterwards, the rest of the people that Kokichi invited came over to the dining hall, amazed by Kirumi’s work.
Kaito: Oh wow! This looks so homely! Damn Kirumi, you did so well, it makes the Luminary of the Stars proud!
K1-B0: Wow! I’ve never seen anything like this before! This is new to me! My first ever Thanksgiving!
Miu: Whoa! Look at those amazing foods! God, it’s like food porn! I’m just drooling all over thinking about it! It’s gonna be fucking delicious!
Himiko: Oooh! This looks like magic written all over it! It looks amazing!
Each of them gathered at the tables where the food and desserts are and picked out several items, returning to the main tables to eat.
Kokichi: This turkey tastes so amazing! I was totally impressed, even myself!
Kaito: Mmm! This ham tastes so good! I gotta have seconds! Give me a moment!
K1-B0: I wish I had the capacity to eat these foods. They do look delicious though.
Miu: Maybe I can upgrade that so you will be able to eat food. How does that sound? Sounds fucking awesome right?
K1-B0: Y-yeah of course. I would love that.
Kokichi: Ooooh! Someone caught the feelings for the low tech trash can of a robot!
K1-B0: Hey! That’s robophobic!
Kokichi: Neeheehee! I knew that was going to happen.
K1-B0: Kokichi, why? Why do you have to do that?
Kokichi: Because I can, Keeboy.
Keebo groans in defeat.
Meanwhile the rest of the group had various reactions to the food.
Miu: Mmm… this pumpkin pie is so good! Not as good as a cream pie inside me though.
K1-B0: Miu!
Miu: What? It just came in my fucking mind, I can’t fucking help it you know! I’m the gorgeous girl genius! You already know what I’m like at this point but damn, that hits the fucking g-spot.
K1-B0: M-Miu! Really?
Kokichi: Not as much as your mind going down in the gutter you cum dumpster.
Miu: Eeeeee!!! C-cum dumpster? Yeeeesss!
Shuichi: I think that is enough Kokichi.
Kokichi: Aww. I was just joking around with that slut.
Shuichi: Still, that is enough, now is not the time for those jokes at the dining hall table okay? There’s a time and a place for that.
Kokichi: Gggh! Fine Shumai… whatever.
Kokichi sulked a bit. His attitude turned sour.
Kokichi: I was just having some fun.
Shuichi: You can still enjoy your meal though.
Kokichi: Alright.
Shuichi: It’ll still be delicious though.
Kokichi: Yeah, you’re right.
The rest of them, except Keebo, resumed eating.
They enjoyed the feast regardless of the whole shenanigans that Miu and Kokichi banter at each other.
Kokichi started to get tired.
Kokichi: *yawns* Shumai?
Shuichi: Yes?
Kokichi: Since we are done with the feast, can we cuddle now?
Shuichi: Yes we can. It was an amazing feast by the way.
Kokichi: Thank you. I am grateful for Gonta, Kirumi and you for helping me out with the feast so much.
Shuichi: I appreciate that.
Shuichi turns to the others.
Shuichi: Uh, excuse me, my boyfriend is about to have a food coma so I need to carry him to his dorm to lay down.
They all nodded.
Shuichi carried Kokichi to his dorm while Kokichi felt sleepy.
Shuichi opened the door.
Shuichi: There we go. I’ve put you in your bed.
Kokichi: Shu… can you climb up in bed with me?
Shuichi: Of course.
Shuichi climbed up next to Kokichi in his bed.
Kokichi: I *yawns* demand my cuddles now. I… I’ve been waiting for so long.
Shuichi: Yes you have and now you get your cuddles.
Shuichi pulled Kokichi in his cuddly embrace in his arms under the blanket in Kokichi’s bed.
Shuichi: How’s this?
Kokichi: It’s… so comforting. I need the cuddles so bad babe.
Shuichi: I’m here with you. Now you just relax and melt into my embrace, okay?
Kokichi: *yawns* Yes… my beloved detective. I… I am so sleepy.
Shuichi: There you go. Just relax and breathe deeply Ko.
Kokichi took a few deep breaths as he slowly got more comfortable in Shuichi’s warmth, loving, caring and comforting embrace around him.
His love for Shuichi is very precious. He will never let him go no matter what. He’ll never forget the comfort that Shuichi brings him. The tender touch of his embrace brought him comfort and warmth.
As Kokichi slowly succumbed to sleep, he snored cutely in Shuichi’s wonderful arms. He’ll always be the cuddle bug as Shuichi knew him. He didn’t mind it in the slightest. It was what he needed the most. Especially, since it was a long, exhausting day for Thanksgiving.
Shuichi nuzzled Kokichi while he was asleep and he purred like a cat in his sleep.
Shuichi: Aww. My precious supreme leader. You deserve some rest. I love you.
Shuichi kissed Kokichi on the head. Kokichi let out a tiny, adorable squeak but it didn’t wake him completely.
Shortly after, Shuichi fell asleep as well. They both had pleasant, relaxing dreams together.