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Kokichi and Shuichi are in an office apartment.
Kokichi: (saying this to himself) Well, what should I do today?
Shuichi: What are you saying Kokichi?
Kokichi: Oh nothing Shumai, just planning to myself, nothing spectacular or anything neeheehee!
Shuichi looked at him confused.
Shuichi: Oookay then.
Kokichi: I have one question though.
Shuichi: What is it?
Kokichi: May I borrow your clothes?
Shuichi: Again? Why, though?
Kokichi: Oooh hmm… you’ll see my precious Shumai.
Shuichi: Ookay then sweetheart. Just be careful. I trust you wouldn’t ruin my clothes.
Kokichi: Ohhhh no promises my precious Shumai neeheehee! I’ll be seeing you later, my beloved detective.
Shuichi: See you later then.
Kokichi walked over to a closet in Shuichi’s room and tried on Shuichi’s outfit.
Kokichi: Alright, perfect for the role again! I knew he wouldn’t mind. Man, even after the K1-B0 incident. Heh. Anyway, I have a plan for Shuichi here. You’ll get to see it soon neeheehee! The Ultimate Supreme Leader will become a detective once again!
Kokichi walked out of the closet and suddenly pitched his voice down a few octaves like he was a detective at a film noir movie.
Kokichi: This city… It is raining. All the hustle and bustle. I, Detective Kokichi Oma, am the private investigator in this case.
The screen turns to color.
Shuichi: Uhh… Kokichi, it’s sunny outside. What are you doing?
Flashes back to black and white.
Kokichi: This crime in the city of angels. I’m a hard boiled detective.
The screen turns to color again.
Shuichi: What is this?
Flashes back to black and white again.
Kokichi: She says in confusion.
The screen turns to color.
Shuichi: Wha- I’m a man!
Kokichi: Neeheehee! The roles have been reversed!
He sits on an arm chair like he was smoking a pipe.
Shuichi: Uhh… What are you doing in my chair?
Kokichi: Oooh just having fun here! I had to play detective with you! It’s just too much fun!
Shuichi: You sounded adorable when you did the film noir voice.
Kokichi looked shocked in surprise.
Kokichi: Wh-gh! I DO NOT! This supreme leader is not the epitome of cuteness incarnate!
Kokichi stopped for a second.
Kokichi: Wh- did I say that out loud?
Shuichi: Yes you did.
Kokichi: DAMN IT! Me and my big mouth!
Shuichi laughed heartily.
Shuichi: But it was a good attempt. I’m impressed. But you still look adorable in my outfit.
Kokichi pouted.
Kokichi: NUUUUU! I’m noooot!
Shuichi: laughs I was teasing and messing with you sweetheart.
Kokichi: Mrrp.
Shuichi: Aww. That was cute!
Kokichi: Nope! That didn’t come from me either! You’re hallucinating! You’re hearing things!
Shuichi laughs even more at Kokichi’s antics. Kokichi cracks up in response
Kokichi: Oh my god. Your laughter gets me Shumai! The Ultimate Supreme Leader has been defeated by an adorable laugh such as yours!
Shuichi: Now look who’s talking.
Kokichi: Gh! Mmmmm.
He flustered in embarrassment.
Shuichi: Anyway. That was actually pretty fun. I was just curious about what you were doing.
Kokichi: I’m glad you liked it though. My adorable precious Shumai. Who knows? I might do it a third time but we’ll see! Neeheehee!
Shuichi: I think it’ll be a you thing at this point and I’m fine with that.
Kokichi: Heh, ladies and gentlemen, my Shumai approves!