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I'm Sleeping With a Ghoul

Summary:

a regect !!
collection of zegect oneshots ^_^
trans top ze (he/him), agender bottom regect (it/he) (he also is able to shapeshift... cus its canon now :3), my hc designs (i'll... draw and post them at some point i swear...)
they're super duper freaky. be prepared.
title name is a lyric from the song "sex with a ghost" by teddy hyde !

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Chapter 1: When I Miss You, Come and Kiss Me With a Smile

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Ze laid in his bed, allowing his mind to wander in his sleepy state.

 

He thought about all the different things going on in his life – how he's gotten high grades on the finals he took a week(ish) ago, how he's pleased with the relationships he's built as of late, except for one...

 

His relationship with Regect.

 

They've been fighting more lately, although it hasn't really meant anything – there's never actually any mean behind what they fight about. It's usually the stupidest things; like what they're gonna do that day, how they should sit on the couch, what their meals should be... and it's usually Regect who starts said fights.

 

Ze sits up in his bed, staring off at the desk in his dorm room that houses the laptop that he uses to communicate with Regect and play Minecraft to see him.

 

He wonders if he should go to him...

 

He adjusts himself in his bed, allowing his legs to dangle off the side of his bed, as a small fluttery feeling started to make itself known in his chest. He looks at the computer for another moment, before finally making up his mind.

 

He pushes himself up to stand, pushing himself off of his bed towards the computer. As he stood, a certain feeling made itself known a bit further down his body.

 

He shrugged it off, knowing he could fix it easily enough once he does what he's planned...

 

What has he planned?

 

He sits on his hard wooden chair that came with the dorm, opening the computer to already see Minecraft open.

 

Weird. He didn't leave Minecraft open.

 

His model laid in its own bed, reflecting the scene that was just true for Ze, himself, a minute before. He got up out of said bed, looking around the room that housed more valuable items than the room he actually lived in.

 

He made his way out of the room, tiptoeing his way into and down the hallway, making sure not to wake Moe as much as he could.

 

He stops in front of Regect's room.

 

He knocks very softly, before reaching down to the bottom of the door, where there was a small gap between the door and the floor, and he whispered, "Regect? Are you awake?"

 

He awaited a response, but after half a minute, there was still nothing.

 

He stood back up and took a step back, readying himself to enter his friend's room unannounced. Instead, he bumped into something right behind him.

 

It caught him off-guard, causing a high-pitched shriek to exit his body, before turning around swiftly to see... The bastard he was trying to wake up.

 

"Uhh... Hey, man. What're you doing online? Don't you have class tomorrow?" Regect questions with an undertone of teasing, crossing his arms as if he's lecturing Ze for being online.

 

"Dude- Holy fuck, you scared me-" Ze grasped his chest, trying to calm his breathing. All he got was a short snort indicating laughter coming from his friend. He shrugged it off before answering its questions. "Yeah- I do have class. I was just thinking, though..." He paused, staring at the one visible eye that floated where it should be sat if he could see the rest of its face. "Why are you, like- Trying to piss me off lately?"

 

His friend lets out a short bought of laughter, bending over itself to muffle noise, also in fear of waking up the clown just across the hallway. It sighs, wiping a tear from its eye and retorting, "Dude, I haven't been trying shit. You're just that easy to make mad."

 

Yeah, right.

 

"You totally have been- Just gaslighting me to make me pissed- What the fuck, dude?"

 

"Nah. You're imagining shit." Regect chuckled under his breath, allowing his arms to naturally contort back into crossing them over each other.

 

Holy fuck. He's really just going to stand here and spit shit about not making Ze mad on purpose?

 

Ze grumbled something, grabbing ahold of his friends arm's without thinking, spinning both of them one-hundred eighty degrees and pushing him against the door of his room. He holds him there with as much strength as his body could allow him, trying to study whatever look he could figure out was on his friend's face, but he came up short. He could still only see the one visible eye, which was now open completely wide – probably in shock – and-

 

A floating essence of gold... where one would blush.

 

The gears turned quickly in Ze's head, and he read his friend like a book.

 

"Ohh..." He begins aloud, narrowing his own eyes to zone in deeper on his new discovery. "You like this, don't you?" Ze asks, unsure and nervous that that just came out of his own mouth.

 

Regect didn't respond; the only response Ze got was it looking away from his face and the floating gold becoming more opaque.

 

Ze loosened his grip on Regect subconsciously, allowing one hand to travel up Regect's body. Up his arm, softly caressing his collarbone and his throat (which was covered by his golden shackled collar), then stopping right where he found an invisible jawline sat.

 

So, he DID have a face.

 

Ze took a step closer to Regect, pressing the two's bodies together and tracing the outline of Regect's invisible face. He felt up his jawline to tracing the outline of his cheekbone and feeling some soft fuzz on the side of his head – probably facial hair that he can't see. A small strand of what felt like hair laid on his invisible face, so Ze brushed it away with his hand. He attempted to replace the hair behind where he assumed Regect's ears would be, and was met with long, slightly bent, scaley ear that had a small spike at the end where it finally connected back to his head. He stopped, feeling the thin skin that made up Regect's ear like he was just feeling a blanket. He's never been this close to him before, and he was surprised that what he was doing in the game felt so real. 

 

He let his hand wander back to his actual face, feeling around to find where his mouth would be. He found a pair of warm, soft, inviting lips. He brought himself forth a bit further than how close he already was, stopping when his face was only about an inch away from Regect's. He breathed softly and shakily against his friend, wondering if this was really happening. He could feel his breath, too, softly hitting against his face and lips, and smelled like... 

 

Earl grey tea.

 

He moved his fingers and in an instant, they both unknowingly pressed their lips together. They softly kissed each other for a few minutes, Regect pushing his face forward – more needily than Ze, desperate for what's happening. Their lips rub as they slobber all over each other, both seemingly waiting for this moment for a long time.

 

Ze pulls back for a short moment, breathing heavily to regain the energy to continue kissing it. Regect moves his free arm down, opening the door behind him and dragging Ze inside of his room. He allows Ze to push him down against his bed, which is covered in a large white comforter and has one of Ze's hoodies tucked underneath his large pillow.

 

He pushes Regect further into the bed, which makes him back up against the wall, before turning around and shutting the door. He went back to the entity sitting on the bed, waiting to be pushed around more. Ze climbed onto Regect's bed, pressing himself right in front of Regect and continuing to kiss him.

 

As the two eat at each other's mouths, Ze grabs ahold of the chain hanging from Regect's collar, using it to pull it closer to him, which made a muffled whimper escape its mouth. 

 

Using his other hand, he grasps ahold of Regect's left knee, forcing his legs open so he can get even closer than before. He presses himself into the space he's created, allowing little to no room to now exist between the two.

 

He lets go again, breathing heavily, as Regect continues to kiss against Ze's skin, leaving little spots of saliva all over his face. It then travels down his neck, continuing to leave kisses, then as it reaches far enough down as it sees fit, it begins to suck on and bite at the small area. Ze finally let out a soft noise, trying his best to swallow it back down as Regect worked on him.

 

After a few minutes, Regect finally lifts itself back up, revealing a new mark that it left on Ze's neck – dark, bruised and slimy from its saliva. Ze winced slightly as it removed its mouth, the coldness of the air around them hitting against his new, sensitive, insanely warm mark.

 

He pulls Regect up to his face, again, pulling on the chain tighter than before.

 

"Damn, dude... Did I say you could do that?" Ze grumbles out, before kissing Regect with a bite this time.

 

Regect moans out, not expecting the hard pressure being put on his bottom lip. As his mouth opens to moan, Ze takes the chance to infiltrate Regect's mouth with his tongue. He explores the inside of his friend's mouth, feeling his teeth, his sharp canines and his forked tongue begging to be allowed access into the other's mouth in return. Ze allows so, shifting his own tongue to allows the other's to move. It practically launches itself into Ze's mouth, and with its length, begins exploring his mouth in the same manner. Ze lets out a soft noise at the sensation, which seemed like an open invitation for Regect to begin doing the same, letting out a muffled moan into Ze's mouth.

 

After a while of this back and forth, the two pull away, satisfied with the feeling left over in their mouths. Regect stares into Ze's eyes, before chuckling softly and getting closer to him once again, pressing their foreheads together.

 

"I gotta ask?" The gold showcasing the shape of his face grew brighter; the thought of that idea pleasing him deeply, though he wouldn't admit that aloud.

 

Ze paused to think for a short second before grinning, grabbing the back of his head to pull him back, allowing access to see Regect's visible eye again. At the tug, Regect moaned out in surprise. "Yeah, actually. You do gotta ask." It panted slightly at the pressure at the back of its hand, clearly getting more excited by what's happening. "You wanna behave, right?"

 

With that, Ze pushes Regect down into the bed, spreading his own body to press him down. He uses a hand to push Regect's collar into the bottom of his jaw, choking him slightly as he begins to work on creating a mark of his own at the bend of his collarbone. The sudden pressure in both places causes Regect to moan out, closing his legs around Ze in an attempt to stop him from leaving. Unlike Regect, he is much more sloppy with his work – needy and desperate, slobbering more than Regect did, losing friction at points, sucking agressively and even nipping at the spot.

 

After Ze decided his work was good enough to leave on Regect, he began to kiss down his body. From the collarbone to the chest, which left him surprised when his lips made contact with the part he thought didn't exist, down over his stomach and arriving at his thighs; he left small puddles of saliva where his lips met the other's skin. Once he arrived at his thighs, he parted them slightly, kissing the sensitive soft parts on the insides. Regect moaned out softly, beginning to feel a stirring in his groin region.

 

Once he decided that he needed more, he sat up slightly, allowing his eyes to meet the eye of the entity beneath him. "Soo... where's your like... y'know?"

 

Regect stares at him for a short moment in a clouded confusion, before making an 'ohh' noise and answering, "I'm like- I can hide it. It's weird- Shapeshifter stuff, I guess."

 

With that, he felt something softly meet his own inner thigh, it immediately rubbing against him and begging for attention. He looked down to see a golden tentacle-looking thing where a penis would usually be.

 

Ze let out soft noises at the rubbing it had been doing, so he pushed himself up onto his knees, beginning to unbuckle his belt.

 

He pulled his pants and boxers down together, revealing an aching, wet pussy, that was also begging for Regect's attention.

 

It gasped slightly at the sight, entranced by the fact that this was actually happening.

 

Ze sat himself back down, admiring the sight below him before sighing softly.

 

"Wh- what? What's up?" Regect questioned, concerned by the sudden mood shift.

 

"Just like- I don't think this part will feel the same, I guess." Ze mumbles out, to Regect's confusion.

 

"What do you mean?"

 

"Well, like- I can feel you in my- Actual body, but it's kinda- Muffled in a way? When there's no actual contact being made."

 

Regect stared at Ze in confusion, before sitting up beneath him.

 

"Wait- I still don't get what you mean, dude."

 

Ze sighed softly with embarrassment, his cheeks turning a light shade of red as he uttered out, "I was... kissing my computer. When we were just- kissing."

 

That statement floats in the air for a moment – the gears in Regect's brain turning in an attempt to understand the situation.

 

"OH. Right. Minecraft- yeah."

 

"Yeah."

 

The two exchanged soft looks, mixed up of sorrow, worry for the unexpected and plotting.

 

Suddenly, Regect gasped and let out a quick giggle before grabbing Ze by the shoulder.

 

"I don't have to be in the game!"

 

What the fuck does he mean?

 

"What the fuck do you mean?"

 

 

 

Ze sat on his bed, shocked at the fact that Regect is actually in his dorm room. Just- there.

 

They sat on opposite beds, an awkward energy beginning to form between the two.

 

"Dude- How the fuck can you leave Minecraft?"

 

Regect twiddled his clawed thumbs against each other, trying to brew up a good explanation.

 

"Well, it's like- It's a-" He pauses. "It has to do with how I was made... and what I am."

 

With that, Ze's eyes widened slightly, trying to process the information that Regect has set out in front of him.

 

"So, you could've just- Done this at any point?"

 

"I mean- Kinda? It takes a lot of energy."

 

Another pause forms between the two, and Ze stands up from his own bed, climbing onto the vacant bed that Regect plopped himself onto.

 

"And, you aren't like- I'm not hallucinating, right?"

 

He placed his hand on its thigh, being met with the feeling of soft, sensitive meat.

 

"No, you aren't. I'm actually here."

 

He was met with a hand on his cheek that he could feel loud and clear; it made a soft noise escape his mouth.

 

In an instant, Ze began to rip his own clothes off – the white tanktop that he was wearing, the blue boxers that covered up his most sensitive area.

 

He completely revealed himself to Regect, and just with that, it learned more about Ze outside of Minecraft.

 

He already had top surgery, with faint surgery scars being left behind right below where his breasts would've been. The hair around his vagina was cleanly shaven, and his entire body looked very well-cared for – except for the few faint cuts that Regect could spot on his arms and thighs, that looked too calculated to be accidents.

 

However, he didn't comment on anything that would've ruined the mood, and all he was able to utter out was, "You're beautiful."

 

The two's lips met once more, with Ze being able to feel every single bit of Regect this time, which made him much more audible than he once was.

 

Ze pressed his body against Regect, feeling him up as they made out, making sure that he could feel out the same body that once felt like a ghost in his hands. As he did this, Regect allowed his genitalia to release itself once again, rubbing yet again against Ze's inner thigh.

 

He moaned out into its mouth, scooting himself up further so that he could rub himself against it. He sat himself down right below it, grinding his neediness against Regect's, with both moaning out in pure delight and bliss.

 

Ze once again grabbed the chain of Regect's collar, pulling him closer, as his member toyed at the enterance of Ze, making him soaking wet. He started pressing sloppy kisses against Regect's invisible face, moaning softly against his skin when he began to slip Regect inside of him.

 

"Mmh- fuckk.. You- Y'can't like- Get me pregnant or anything, right?"

 

"Woould that be a problem?" Regect moaned out softly, whispering into Ze's ear.

 

"Yeah- mmhgh- kinda- College and work and shit- Y'know..."

 

Regect let out a noise that resembled an 'mhm' but moaned halfway through, as he finally inserted his entire member into Ze.

 

"Ohh, fuck, Ze- You're so tight... I'll- mhh- I'll make sure not to."

 

Ze kissed his lips, moaning softly into his mouth as he felt Regect wiggling around inside of him – and the stretching of his virgin opening.

 

"Thank you... You're such a good boy..." Ze mumbled out, lifting up Regect's face so that he could find the underneath of his jaw, beginning to create another mark. Something clicked in Regect's brain at that remark, and his member began to throb inside of Ze.

 

Both moaned in delight. Ze then began to bounce himself up and down, pounding Regect both into him and into the bed below them. Regect almost immediately started to wince from the pressure and pleasure, grasping onto Ze's waist on both sides like a lifeline.

 

The two went on in this pattern for a few minutes – Ze creating more hickeys on Regect's body and getting his insides pounded by the needy mess beneath him, and Regect being used by Ze in whatever ways he wanted and enjoying the fuck out of every moment of it.

 

Once his member was throbbing uncontrollably, he began to pant and moan louder, wrapping his arms around Ze's back like he was about to explode. "Ffuuck- I'm gonna cum, dude-"

 

Ze made a noise somewhere between a moan and groan against Regect's neck, his innards pulsating against the member and his legs beginning to ache with pleasure.

 

"Do- aah- Do it!"

 

No questions asked, Regect almost immediately reached its peak, releasing all of its seed into him. Ze moaned loudly and reached his climax, too, pressing his body against Regect's as it pulsated with the rhythm of his orgasm.

 

Intense pleasure filled both of their bodies, leaving the two intwined while they came down from their high.

 

Both panted in disjointed harmony, gripping onto one another like their lives depended on it. Regect's tail slipped out from under his body and wrapped it around Ze's thigh, squeezing it softly to comfort himself.

 

"Damn, dude... That was good... That was really good." Regect mumbled, laying his head on the top half of the pillow that's squished beneath his shoulder blades and the spikes on his back. His member then slipped out of Ze with a wet 'pop' noise, which caused the two to sigh in pleasure.

 

"It was, yeah..." Ze reached his face towards Regect and planted a kiss softly on his lips. "You didn't... y'know... right?"

 

"No, no, I didn't... That's a whole different situation that'd have to happen." Regect lifts a hand to Ze's neck, rubbing the skin and stubble on the back softly with his claws.

 

Ze's mind wanders for a minute out of pure curiousity and slight fear, before nodding. "Gotcha."

 

Both fall silent, just existing together in pure bliss. Ze runs his hands through Regect's hair, feeling a pair of horns that run close to his forehead. They seemed sensitive, as it winced at the feeling, so he decided not to touch them more.

 

After a few minutes of silence, Ze sits up, stretching his arms out above his head.

 

"We done, man?" Regect said, propping himself up by his elbows, trying to stay as close to Ze as possible.

 

"Nah, I don't think so... Just wanted to grab something." Ze lifts himself up off of Regect weakly, his legs quivering softly as he stumbles over to his own bed.

 

He reaches beneath the bedframe and feels around intently, clearly looking for something. Regect lifts himself up to watch, and is left in flustered surprise as Ze pulls out a vibrator, small and made of blue silicon.

 

"Whatcha... gonna do with that?" Regect sits up intently, curiously watching as Ze lifts himself back into the bed and sits down in front of him. 

 

"You'll see. I'm not done with you..." Ze trails off as he spreads his legs, showcasing the view of his pussy clearly to Regect, a mess that drips out a yellowish-whiteish substance – Regect's cum.

 

He presses the button to turn it on, before inserting it in with a sharp moan. "Ffuck- I'm so sensitive now-"

 

He moans out, already building up again, as he throws himself against Regect, grabbing ahold of his forearms. He gives his arms a squeeze as he kisses Regect on the lips once more, moaning into his mouth as his insides get shaken up. He shoves his tongue into Regect's mouth, desperately, causing a small noise to escape into Ze.

 

Ze feels around, collecting as much of his saliva with his tongue as he can, before pulling away with no warning.

 

"Wh-"

 

Immediately, Regect is cut off as Ze takes all the mixed-up saliva in his mouth and rubs it on the tip of its member with his tongue. It moans out, immediately grabbing ahold of Ze's hair in an attempt to get more of himself into Ze's mouth.

 

It thrusts forward, shoving its member deep into Ze's throat on instinct. Both moan out, and Ze slobbers all over the base of the member now down his throat.

 

"Aah- Shit- Sorry, Ze- I wasn't thinking-" Regect utters out.

 

Ze grasps ahold of Regect's thigh hard, digging into his skin with his nails, before bobbing his head up and down on his dick. Regect immediately moans out, pulling Ze's hair in rhythm of the way his member pushes in and out of his throat.

 

Ze quickly begins to get overwhelmed, with both of his holes filled and being pleasured. He begins whining from all the different feelings running through his being.

 

"Y-you good?" Regect moans out, easing up his grip on Ze's hair.

 

With that, Ze slams his head down as heavily as he can to get as much of the girth down his throat as possible. As his lips reach the base, he softly bites down to create more pressure, making Regect reach his climax yet again, depositing another thick load of seed into Ze's throat. 

 

Ze chokes on it, creating a deep feeling through his whole core that causes him to orgasm again, too, trembling on Regect's dick.

 

After a quick moment, he pulls his head back up, panting and gasping, and reaching down to pull the vibrator out.

 

Regect pulls Ze closer to it by his armpits, reaching down to pull it out, himself. It stares Ze in the eyes as its hand reaches down, and it rubs his clit for a quick moment before pulling it out, shutting it off and handing it to him. The feeling on the outside causes Ze's face to scrunch up and a quick noise to escape his drooling mouth.

 

"Mman- Fuck you..." Ze mumbles, burying his face in Regect's chest, pinning him back down to the bed and rubbing himself against him.

 

Regect chuckles, reaching down and kissing Ze on the head, wrapping his arms around him.

 

"Yeah, I betcha wish you could."

 

Ze tosses the vibrator across the room, weakly, allowing it to land next to the corner of his bed, on the floor.

 

The two lay there cuddling for a few minutes, with Regect rubbing his hands on Ze's back.

 

"Hey... Ze?"

 

He pauses for an answer, but, to his surprise, the boy has fallen asleep on his chest, drooling softly against his skin.

 

He chuckles softly, giving him another kiss on the head before allowing himself to fall asleep too.