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Lily 🐻❤️🦆
would you rather be blind or deaf
deaf so i don't have to hear your bullshit
you love seeing me that's why
i get it
Lily 🐻❤️🦆
what would you do without me
idk maybe have a peaceful life
*a boring and pathetic life
Lily 🐻❤️🦆
I'm drunk
Can you pick us up
Us?
I adopted a dog
Lily 🐻❤️🦆
are you trying new rage bait tactics on me.....
noooo im flirting
Lily 🐻❤️🦆
love you
lmfao gay
Ilya we are engaged maybe its time to stop with the dudebro no homo crap
no ❤️
Rose 🌹 Landry
can you come collect your freak of a man please
he's doing things
no I set him loose on purpose
he needs enrichment
Lily 🐻❤️🦆
speaking of beautiful boys
Are we gonna talk about you?
yes
Lily 🐻❤️🦆
I just wanna take ur clothes off
please fold them neatly
Lily 🐻❤️🦆
Eat dinner
I did
CEREAL AND ALCOHOL DOESN'T COUNT
Lily 🐻❤️🦆
Hollander
what
Youre a fucking pretty boy
Lily 🐻❤️🦆
marry me
I already did
again
Lily 🐻❤️🦆
why would you tell your MOM
well i tell my mom everything unfortunately
Lily 🐻❤️🦆
Are you awake?
Please don't be asleep. I'm drunk and need to tell you how much love you
Lily 🐻❤️🦆
I've had a considerable amount of vodka
Straight?
Nah
Bi
Lily 🐻❤️🦆
Ever think of me clothed?
Of course, Hollander
It often ends with you taking the clothing off but at first you're wearing stuff
Lily 🐻❤️🦆
You are pretty cute when you are nice
what am I when I'm not nice
Hot as fuck
Lily 🐻❤️🦆
i love you very much
Da i know thats why we are in relationship Hollander
i know
sometimes i just have to remind myself out loud because you are so infuriating
Lily 🐻❤️🦆
my beautiful angel 0:-) 🌹💘 i missed the sound of your saccharine voice. how was practice?
Im not sending you pictures of my ass again
Lily 🐻❤️🦆
let me explain
talk to the hand.🫸
WHERE’D YOU LEARN THAT?
i said talk to the hand🫸
Lily 🐻❤️🦆
That means you're special
? Duh I’m your HUSBAND
Mmmmm say that again
But more aggressive
I’M YOUR FUCKING HUSBAND ROZANOV
God damn right you are
Hayden 🫃🏻👨🏻🍼🍼
idk man
does he make ur heart beat faster?
i have anxiety dude everything makes my heart beat faster
Lily 🐻❤️🦆
does your mom like me?
it’s two in the morning
yea but does she
Lily 🐻❤️🦆
wait, did you just flirt with me?
Have been for the past ten years but thanks for noticing
Rose 🌹 Landry
We just got married, it’s normal for a groom to have some champagne.
Besides, I wasn’t even that drunk.
You asked Ilya if he was single and then cried when he said no.
Lily 🐻❤️🦆
This party is boring.
Meet me in the coat closet in 5 min? I’ll let you suck my dick.
You’re disgusting
So is that a yes??
Yes obviously