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Parrot wakes up, and he feels as he is basically burning alive. This is why he doesn’t have sleepovers often.
The sleepover in question is him, Derapchu, Leo, and of course, Wifies.
Leo and Derapchu didn’t mind sleeping on the floor, which as much as Parrot was grateful they didn’t cramp in his bed, it made it harder to navigate the room. Especially in the dark.
On the other hand, Wifies had practically begged Parrot to let him sleep on the bed with him. He doesn’t even remember verbally saying yes. Just lifting the blanket in defeat and watching him crawl over. And he regrets that now.
He has to pee. Badly. But his chances of stepping over Derapchu and Leo with half his mind awake without waking them was basically impossible. Getting Wifies’ hands from around his waist was absolutely impossible.
He’d have to get up eventually, he’d probably wake up everyone in the process and have to hear Derapchu running his mouth. He wouldn’t care at that point. His urge to pee is getting worse by the second.
He decides to take it in him to finally get up, but just as he does, Wifies’ grip on his waist tightens. Parrot lets out a small chirp, and tries to look over his shoulder.
“Wifies?” Parrot whispers, and it sounds weird. He sounds distressed, and he wonders what time it is. He glances back over to his alarm clock. It reads, in bold red, ‘3:44 AM’ and quickly changes right after. Wifies shifts up behind him, and he tries his name again.
No response. He’s actually sleeping. Parrot lets out a sigh and stares into the wall across him for a second. His body is heating up with irritation as Wifies slides down on him.
‘Wait. What the fuck?’ Parrot thinks to himself as he freezes. He turns to look at Wifies, who has a puzzled look on his face, and he lets out a small whine that Parrot barely picks up. Parrot’s ear wings twitch as Wifies presses into him harder, and slides back up.
It takes his half awake brain to realize something, and he thinks he almost pees himself.
Clearly, Wifies isn’t awake. Not at all. Yet still, Parrot can hear his tail slightly wagging, and whines emitting from him. Parrot feels something hard begin to press against his ass, and his eyes widen just a bit.
Wifies, his best friend, his weirdo of a best friend is humping him.
Wifies grinds back up, and this time, he lets out a quiet moan right into his ear.
Parrot tries to squirm away, he really does. But he’s immediately pulled back, and at some point they are both against the wall, and Parrot has already leaked pre-cum in his boxers.
He whines, and looks down at the sleeping Derapchu and Leo.
He thinks for a moment, before he scratches his thoughts to oblivion as he slowly shifts his pants off, following with his boxers.
Wifies stirs, but doesn’t wake up. His grips loosens for a second and Parrot takes that opportunity to slide Wifies pants down just enough to shift his boxers down aswell.
“Parrot,” Wifies mumbles in his sleep. Parrot wonders what exactly he’s dreaming about. He’s got an idea, but if he could go into his mind right now, he definitely would.
Wifies, boner now touches Parrots back, and Wifies shifts down again, lining the both of them up. Fear goes through parrot, and he doesn’t know if it was cum, or pee that just leaked out of his dick. He breathes in sharply, and moves back onto Wifies, smushing him between the wall.
Wifies gasps out quietly and Parrot bites his lip to the point he feels it’s going to bleed. Sure. Yes. He didn’t use lube. He didn’t warm himself up at all, and this is probably wrong on so many levels. But after the pain wears off, and Wifies starts to move subconsciously, He melts into it.
Wifies keeps a regular pace, pulling out as much as he can before slowly pushing back into Parrot, bottoming out. Every time he does, Parrot lets out a small sigh.
Parrot comes to be unsatisfied with this pace, and peeks under the blanket to wrap his hand around his own cock.
He freezes when he sees his stomach. He waits a moment.
Every time Wifies bottoms out in him and stays for a second, and small, yet noticeable bump appears on his lower stomach. Parrots mouth hangs open as he continues his travel to his own cock, giving it a squeeze, before pumping it. Some of the pre-cum that was on it leaks onto the bed
A particular loud gasp comes out of Wifies, and Parrot realizes his slow thrusts are beginning to become uncoordinated. Maybe his dream is fading? Or worse, he’s waking up? Parrot speeds up his pace, and covers his mouth with his free hand. He lets out a helpless whimper every time he eyes the bulge that appears every time he gets the full feeling, and he can feel himself close already.
It almost feels like he’s gonna pee himself, but in a good way. He wonders what excuse he’ll have to make up to his mom about having soiled sheets at 19.
Just as he feels he’s about to finish, Wifies groans out his name and pauses inside of him, and Parrot jolts when his insides begin to feel warm, and the warm begins to leak out. He didn’t even realize he stopped his hand movements, and just as he’s about to start up again, maybe finish himself up—
Wifies wakes up. Parrot has never shut his eyes faster.
“Parrot?” Wifies says, leaning up, then whining, then freezing, and looking under the blanket.
“Fuck.” Wifies whispers to himself, pulling out of Parrot slowly, and looking over him.
“Fuck, fuck..” Wifies says, swiftly pulling his pants up and slowly creeping off the bed, making his way to the bathroom with ease. Parrot lays there, still trying to not move, but gives up when his dick twitches, and he quickly moves his hand to it.
As the light of the bathroom flicks to life across the hall, Parrot gives his dick a few more pumps before his mouth hangs open, and a combination of ropes of cum, and pee spurt out. He whines and hides his face in the pillow. As both come to a stop, he thinks about his options. He could stay here, and Wifies would have to clean it up, or he could man up, and clean it himself.
He wants to save himself the embarrassment.
Unfortunately, the universe says no, and as the bathroom light turns off and Wifies enters the room, he looks over Parrot.
“Parrot.” Wifies whispers. “I know you’re awake.”
His heart nearly drops out of his ass. Well. It would if he wasn’t so full.
“There’s no way I just took your pants off completely in my sleep. And there’s no way I—“ He lifts the blanket up, and Parrot makes a strangled panic noise as he tries to cover himself up. Wifies laughs “—did that.”
Parrot winces, and cracks an eye open.
“Come on. Get up. We clean this, and we do it properly. While I’m awake.”
Parrot doesn’t hate the idea.