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It’s nights like these that remind Parrot how him and Wifies ended up together.
In all honesty, it felt like a call from a void that he belonged to. It felt like not so long ago when Wifies joined the server randomly and volunteered to help Parrot. It feels like a week ago when Wifies revealed himself as the director, and it feels like a day ago when Wifies died, and Parrot decided that he couldn’t live without him.
And ended up here. In a lab. Full of Wifies.
Wifi? Wifie? What’s the plural for them?
The Wifies he knows isn’t the original. He’s a clone. A clone of a guy all the clones around here seem to have agreed to call ‘Evilwifies.’
Whatever the fuck. Parrot thinks the original watched too much anime and as he made more clones it got worse.
The rooms aren’t bad here. Sure, they’re in the middle of nowhere millions of blocks out where nobody will find them, and sure, the past few days have been filled with Wifies apologizing to him over and over and staying by his side like they are glued together, and sure, he is being held here against his will and almost got his wings clipped off when he tried to escape. But no matter. He’ll find a way out.
Right after his best friend stops fucking him into the sheets.
“Parrot,” Wifies gasps out. “Parrot, Parrot, Parrot-“
“S-sshut-“ Parrot slaps Wifies head lightly and pulls right after, making Wifies let out a breathless moan. “Up. you’re gonna — gonna get us-“
Perhaps he should just shut up himself. He can barely even form a sentence, and Wifies has always been this vocal. If not, way more.
“Parrot you — please, ‘m soso sorr-“
A whine followed by a moan from Parrot stops Wifies rambled apologies, and instead, his tail wags harder and he speeds up his pace. Parrot grabs onto what he can of the bedsheets, and squeezes his eyes shut. It’s starting to hurt like usual. But who is he to stop him? The part of him that likes it won’t let him, and even if he asked Wifies to stop, Wifies would just go harder and apologize.
He honestly doesn’t mind these little sessions. They’ve had multiple in the past. When he got Wifies out of that chunkban, in that cabin… Where haven’t they made love to eachother?
Can he call this love?
Are they lovers?
“Parrot,” Wifies calls out through a groan, and Parrot slowly opens one of his eyes. “Can you — look at me? I wanna..” He sucks in a breath and curses. “See you. Wanna see you, please?”
Parrot opens his eyes, but only because he can translate to what Wifies really means. I wanna see your face when I go a little too deep in you and you whine in protest.
“Thank you.” Wifies mumbles, and goes down to Parrot’s neck, sucking on the sensitive skin there and licking it after, letting a mark bloom. It’s more than likely Wifies did it high on his neck on purpose. “I love you so, so much.”
Parrot lets out a moan louder than he wants to, and it immediately earns him a harsh thrust that knocks the wind out of him for a moment. “Wifies, please- Wait, I don’t want you-“
“It’s okay,” Wifies assures, but Parrot shakes his head. Wifies leans down to place a delicate kiss on his lips. Not at all one that fits this situation, Parrot begins to struggle. “Gonna fill you up — Gonna be okay, P-Parrot.”
Parrot attempts to put a hand on his shoulder to stop him, but Wifies takes it more as an invitation to finish inside than anything.
The only thing that stops Wifies in his tracks from cumming inside of him is the light that comes from the door opening, and if Parrot is alive enough, he definitely felt Wifies still in fear. Parrot looks over Wifies to see who opened the door. He supposes it doesn’t matter because it’s embarrassing to be caught fucking like animals, but-
“What the fuck is this supposed to be?”
Oh. Alright. That’s amazing. It’s Evilfies.
“I.. Uh..” Wifies says, slowly pulling out of Parrot. He whines and tries to keep Wifies inside, but he ends up fully out.
And he wasn’t even fucking cummed in! No thanks to Evilfies!
“Listen.. If..” Parrot starts, and he gets both of their attention and feels very awkward. He’s absolutely naked besides the ripped panties that are on his thigh, and his pussy is just soaking wet. He swallows. “If we were too loud, I’m sorry. We’ll clean up.” Wifies frowns and makes a confused sound. Parrot grits through his teeth, telling him to shut up.
“Parrot.” Evilfies calls out.
“Wh.. Yes?”
“You’re an avian, correct?”
Parrot blinks, slightly concerned. “Yeeeees..?”
Evilfies closes the door behind him and locks it. Parrot’s stomach drops and Wifies moves off of him, now sitting next to him. “Sir?” Wifies says reluctantly.
All Wifies and Parrot can do is watch in fear as Evilfies undresses himself.
“S-Sir?” Wifies repeats.
“I’ve been waiting to experiment on an avian. I’ve caught other things before. Dragons, demons.. cryptids..” Evilfies says, letting his boxers fall and- what the fuck? He’s huge?
I mean, I guess it’s not a surprise? He’s the original, but..
“Never something like you. Let’s test your limits in sexual intercourse, shall we?” Evilfies says, and in a flash, Parrot is picked up as Evilfies sits himself and Parrot on the bed, and Parrot is left hovering above Evilfies. The bad feeling in his stomach is growing.
“Si- Wifies..” Wifies calls out to Evilfies, gaining him a look. “Are you sure this is—“
“How about you join us? I assume it’s no fun watching. Come. You can get back to your original position.”
Wifies tail wags slightly, and Parrot tenses up. “What? Wait, wait no— What the fuck?! I can’t do two at once!”
“We are testing your limits. You’ll be fine.” Evilfies says, and with no warning, no lube, not even spit, Evilfies forces himself into Parrot’s ass.
A whine would be underestimating the sound Parrot made. Maybe a yelp, a cry out for someone who doesn’t exist, but either way, it hurt like hell.
His ears ring and he fades out slightly as Wifies and Evilfies talk. He probably wouldn’t be interested in it, not when his ass hurts like hell and he’s being visibly stretched way more than he usually is. Him and Wifies never did anal before!
Before he can complain more in his head, he’s lifted up and slammed back down. He lets out a pathetic yelp and a small ‘please’ right after.
“You’re doing well. How about we get you inside too, 77. Hmm?”
Parrot looks at Wifies with teary eyes, and Wifies gives him a look that says ‘sorry’ before he lines himself up, and slowly pushes in.
It’s all too much. He feels way too full, and it doesn’t help that the two Wifi(?) almost rival each other for length and width.
“Good. Stay still. It’ll hurt a little less.”
He wishes that Evilfies would just be obsessed with his pussy like Wifies is. This would hurt a lot less and be more manageable.
Without warning, they both start pulling out, then slamming back in. Parrot has to cover his mouth in order to avoid being far too loud.
“Doing better than I expected.” Evilfies says, and a quiet groan of his goes straight to Parrots ear, sending a shiver up his spine.
Parrot uncovers mouth just as quickly as he covered it. “I— I can’t! No! I can’t do this, please-!”
“Shh.. it’ll be okay, Parrot, I swe- swear-“ Wifies bites out, and he focuses his gaze a little lower. Parrot follows his gaze and tries to ignore the bulge to look past to see Wifies’ dick appearing and disappearing inside of him. Every inch. He grits his teeth together and closes his eyes tightly.
He can feel himself slowly losing consciousness, but much to his dismay, that hasn’t slowed either of them down one bit.
To pile on this more shitty night, Evilfies is the weakest out of the three, and Parrot hears him mumbling out that he’s gonna cum.
It crashes onto him a little too late.
Evilfies is a fox. Wifies is a dog.
He’s gonna get fucking knotted.
“No!” He suddenly yells, and it doesn’t seem to surprise Evilfies because he just holds onto his waist tighter. On the other hand, Wifies seems completely surprised by his outburst.
“Not inside! Please, please! Wifies! Do something!” He whines, but he only gets a stupid fucking pitiful look from him. So much for overprotective boyfriend.
“ ’M sorry, Parrot. I’m really- I’m gonna—“
The stretch that comes after is enough torment from the rest of his life.
Not only does Evilfies cum alot, but his knot hurt even more because of course he just wasn’t huge enough.
Wifies is thankfully better to manage, but it definitely doesn’t help at all with his pain.
As he finally has been knotted, his body gives out, and loses consciousness. Wifies looks down at him like he’s the best thing in the world.
“Where’d you find him?” Evilfies says randomly, and Wifies looks up. “What?”
“Where’d you find him. You aren’t deaf, are you?”
“Uh, He sort of found me. and we just started exploring together.”
“Hm.” Evilfies simply says.
“I’ll be keeping the both of you here. I have other experiments I want to try.”
Wifies holds back a whine. He gets hard again inside of Parrot.