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mike looked at the apartment where his best friend and crush of 12 years waited. he saw him in the window and he waved at him, his heart started beating too fast (heart condition) as will opened the door.
“hey silly, get in!!”
will said, and hen gulped as he pulled mikes luggage into the house
mike side-hugged will. “i’ve been so lonely since el died in the upside down.”
“thats so brace of her, she loved you” will spoke and then stared at mike for a minute.
“anyways— lets get you settled in!” and then will helped him to his room.
“its a one bedroom place so you’ll have to share with me” will smiled at mike.
“it’ll be like a sleepover”
“totally!”
then there was a knock at the door and mike followed will to the door where they found a girl with long ginger hair and big blue eyes waving (her eyes were waving)
“hi?” said mike.
“hi.” she said flipping her hair, revealing her badass studded belt around her black jeans and black top that had sleeves to her middle arm. her third of three arms held her skateboard.
“im your neighbour maxine, max for short.” she held out two of her three arms for them both to shake at the same time.
“if you need anything, come on over.” then she left.
“she was nice” said will.
“and pretty cute.” mike added.
will felt a pain in his heart.. was mike totally straight?!!?!!!?? he always wondered if he was bi because of how he flirted with him sometimes on twitter, but then mike smiled at him and he felt warm again.
will poured a drink for both him and mike, and they sat at the couch, they turned on a movie and watched some funny tv shows and drank all night until it was 7am in the morning.
mike pointed to the rising sun.
“hey will, look!” mike laughed, clearly tipsy. will stumbled over but tripped and fell right into mikes arms!!!!!
“woah!!!😳😳”
suddenly.. they were staring in each-others eyes, their faces itching closer, when suddenly there was a knock at the door.
will blushed and let go of the embrace and went to the door.
“hello?” he asked as he opened the door, then there were two men in ski masks and they grabbed will and threw him down the apartment stairs and into a van, they kidnapped him!!!!!!
mike tried to run after the van but couldn’t catch up to it (obviously????)
he went back into the apartment and called the cops, then suddenly he got a message on twitter;
“if you want to see that chopped bitch again, make a tweet explaining how carlton is better and you’re bones.”
he gasped…
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there was another knock at the door, and mike answered hesitantly. then he gasped..
CHANCE LAWSON!!!!!
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meanwhile somewhere in costal rica:
will had a bag on his head and he was punched hard.
“let me go!!!!!!! i never got to tell mike that he was my tammy!!”
“well in that case😅✌️”
then he was shoved back into the van and they started driving again.
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mike made tea for chance, he figured he should be polite cuz this was lucas’s homeboy after all.
“im so sorry, the basketball team will help you find him.” chance said,
“i almost.. went crazy together with him before he—“
“its okay.” chance placed his hand on top of mikes, and they looked sweet at each-other.
chance then leaned in and kissed mike lightly on the lips, and since mike was a useless bumass DL he kissed chance back because he hasn’t kissed anyone since his chernobyl exploded girlfirned (LLJ🕊️)
they then started making out, then chance got on mike and started rubbing on him. they wiggled around on the couch (😭) before mikes frontal lobe developed and realised wtf he was doing.
“i can’t……. will…….“ mike sighed.
“oh…. but he was a loser?”
“go chance go away” mike chanted, to which chance grunted and left the apartment.
mike began to cry…
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the door gently opened and will limped into the apartment and fell on the floor.
“mike..” he said horsely.
mike stopped crying and he gasped.
“WILL!!!!!” he shouted as he ran over to help him stand.
mike grabbed him and gave him another california styled half hug before will grabbed his shoulders and kissed him. their tongues intertwined as they made out RIGHT THERE!!!!!
when they pulled away, they stared at eachother.
“be my tammy?” asked will
“yeah ok” responded mike.
then they kissed again💙💛
“but i have to tell you will… before you came back, chance was here.. and… and.. and… a-and.. and….. and… and we made out…..”
“THE BASKETBALLER!!!!??????!!!!!” will screamed
“its not my fault you got kidnapped and i locked lips with another guy!”
“MAN FUCK YOU😭” will immediately ran out of the apartment.
max saw will leave and she looked his way, then saw the apartment door wide open so she just invited herself inside.
mike was crying and told her what was going on instead of calling the police for illegal trespassing on private property.
“maybe you should do something romantic, to show that hes the one! because i care about will more than you at the moment and i want whats best for him” max stated as she wiped mikes tears.
“you’re right!” mike stood up and headed to his iphone 16 pro max.
“im gonna go live and tell my followers i care for him so maybe it gets clipped and he sees it and comes back!” mike passed max his phone so she could set it up.
“how many followers do you have?” max asked as she set up the tiktok live.
“three to be exact.”
“damn okay😭 filming.. one.. two.. we’re live!”
“hey guys! i finally got close with will like i said i would.. but before that, someone else came over and i kissed them instead! i love you will, you are my light and joy.. and if you’re seeing this.. i would be proud to be… be your husband…” mike said softly with love in his eyes.
max whipped a tear using one of her three arms. “that was ass but he might like it.”