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Zim swiped her eyeliner on her alien waterline, making sure her make up looks perfect for her date with her boyfriend and enemy combined! Dib, oh, she loved him, but he was her nemesis, of course, they still fight, but between fights there's kisses
She looked through her wigs, hmm.. Pink one with green cheetah print extensions? Arent quite feeling it. Or green one with zebra print extensions? Nah.. Zim wanted something more.. Human? More.. Natural? Blonde, teased up wig with side bangs, great! She put it near her vanity to remember to put it on, and continued to do her make up, she put on her false eyelashes, with glue she made herself, because human one was giving her a rash, and she doesn't have any natural eyelashes, and she swiped on some orange blush, orange really made her blue contacts pop! Oh! The contacts! She forgot to put them on!
She groaned as she got her contacts, she disliked the feeling of them, they gave her sensory hell alive, but she needed them..
She came to terms with her green skin, after all, "fuck you and your human beauty standards" Zim can be beautiful with her natural green skin!
She got her strawberry flavored lip gloss on, and she got it in her hello kitty bag, because it's cute so why not? Now it was time for her to choose clothing.. Hard one, considering she had LOTS of clothes!
Zim walked into her closet, and looked around, going through t-shirts and jeans.. She didn't want to be basic for a date, of course! Still, she chose "I heart nerds" tee to support her boyfriend, some black ripped skinny jeans, really skinny she had a trouble putting them on, and some knee high converse. Where does she get money for all of this? Who knows
She got her wig and twirled in front of the mirror, and suddenly GIR rolled over to her, already in his dog costume, he was trained purse dog by now
"Now, GIR, you're gonna stay home and be a good robot dog thing."
GIR looked up at Zim, sad puppy eyes
"But I wanted to go in the purse.."
"No, GIR, you won't fit in this purse."
"Aww.."
"You can watch those dirty, filthy monkeys while I'm away"
GIR fastly became excited and ran to the tv, to watch his favorite monkeys, while Zim got on her phone to call taxi to the mall they agreed to meet in
She's a princess, she won't walk!
Zim got to the mall, getting out of the taxi and coming into the mall, of course, people looked at her funny, but she just didn't care, what, you didn't see a really short girl before?! Or never seen a scene girl before?! "Whatever" Zim huffed, walking over to foodcourt
She saw Dib and ran up to him, hugging him from the back
"Dib-Boyfriend!"
She smiled, letting go of him
"So, will we go shopping?"
Dib sighed, knowing half of his money will be spent on Zim
"Sure"