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yukiacafé is overrated. DO NOT VISIT !!!
submitted 21d ago by /u/tikitaki
I just visited the new café that opened near my uni. all my colleagues were singing high praises. well it's shit. 1) it was too crowded for a wednesday morning. 2) whoever chose the music needs to go jump off a bridge (or listen to better songs, wtv). 3) there wasn't any trusted adult, and the only guy working was a blond stud who looked too good to be able to make a fine cup of coffee. the third might be the worst and Only problem, considering the guy was getting on my nerves the entire time. let me clarify-
I went up to the counter and ordered a vanilla latte for myself. the blond dude leaned from behind the register and stared at my face with the nastiest grin on his face. he then went ahead and cancelled my order by saying, and I quote, "how about I make you something you'll actually enjoy?" BITCH???? if I wanted surprises, id go to fucking disney land or smth 😭
he pmo even more when he came up to my table to drop my order while everyone else was called by their name. I CAN WALK, MIND YOU. HE EMBARRASSED MY ASS IN FRONT OF ABOUT A MILLION OTHER CUSTOMERS WHICH DESERVE TO KNOW THE TRUTH. I CAN WALK YOU GUYS, I PROMISE. IM NOT LAZY. DROP THE LAZY ALLEGATIONS PLS, I KNOW PEOPLE WHO'LL KILL ME IF THEY FIND OUT.
in short, worst fucking café. never going again and it's ALL THE DIMPLE GUY'S FAULT. if his boss sees this, can u pls fire him ty.
u/rurur • 251 points 18d ago
very important quest but what did he did he give u instead. and was it any good?
/u/tikitaki • 6 points 17d ago
no idea what he gave me but it was FUCKIGN DELICIOUS.
u/fuuvee • 34 points 17d ago
Hello dear customer, I'm the café's owner. I deeply apologise for any inconveniences you had to face while you were at our place. I'm afraid we cannot afford to lose our current barista given the fact that he is probably the ONLY person who can make a decent cup of coffee around here. I have instead given him a briefing about customer interactions. With that being said, we would love to have you again!
/u/tikitaki • 9 points 17d ago
I'll sleep on it.
u/yumaoi • 1 points 20d ago
this is gay.
/u/tikitaki • 0 points 17d ago
bot.
2nd experience of yukiacafé. FUCK MEN.
submitted 15d ago by /u/tikitaki
god I hate the damn barista so fucking much 😭 he smirked at me when I went to place my order. he's having sm fun with this GAWWDDDDD. I CANF STAND HIM. i really wanted to have what he gave me that day. but my ego 😭🥺😭😭😭😭😓 I was Not going to give him that satisfaction. not when he looks like a fucking michaelanjello statue. and for some sick reason, our names are the same??????? what's so funnnyyyyyy why'd he smile at me. WHY'S HE SO SMUG ABOUT THIS!?!?!?!
I WANT TO PUNCH HIM. he's having too much fun teasing me and I don't like it. he even called out my name all sweetly. WHY IS THIS WHITE BOY TESTING MY LIMITS BRUH. im never coming here again. 0/10. coffee was good tho so. wtv.
u/ke1 • 52 points 13d ago
taky baby is this you 😓😓
/u/tikitaki • 21 points 12d ago
KEII????????? HOW'D YOU KNWO.
/u/ke1 • 14 points 12d ago
honey, how many times have I told you it's michelangelo, not michael-an-jello.
/u/tikitaki • 3 points 11d ago
im sorryyyyyyy ;( I SWEAR I WANTED TO WALK TO THE COUNTER THE FIRST TIME I WENT. I WASN'T TRYING TO BE LAZY PROMISE.
u/weej • 121 points 13d ago
hi op! me and my bf visit this place every friday and haven't experienced any such problem. maybe try talking directly to the barista about it? I hope this gets sorted out ☺️
/u/tikitaki • 46 points 12d ago
ty sweet stranger. unfortunately, ill do everything BUT talk to that man !
u/rurur • 45 points 12d ago
interesting... wait I wanna test smth. can u take someone with u next time?
/u/tikitaki • 0 points 12d ago
what next time 😂
u/fuuvee • 18 points 12d ago
Dear customer, unfortunately our barista is a complete asshole who's too full of himself. But I see that you enjoyed the coffee, might I suggest you try our famous canelés. Also, he's not white, he's half Japanese and half German!
/u/tikitaki • 0 points 12d ago
I see what ur doing... ur luring me with sweets... it may be working...
u/yumaoi • 21 points 13d ago
still gay.
/u/tikitaki • 0 points 12d ago
can u take your bot ass to some other thread smh
why do I keep doing this to myself 😂😂
submitted 9d ago by /u/tikitaki
one of the users told me to take a friend. I did. barista guy was so weird today.. he kept glaring at me like I did smth wrong. IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOUR BOSS SCOLDED YOU. IT'S LITERALLY YOUR. FAUL.T he also looked kinda off..? and sad idk. boss man, maybe u scolded him too much dude. he didn't even draw a smiley face on my coffee cup
I KNOW WHAT THIS IS. he's making me feel like I did smth wrong. he's playing games. well ykw. two can play this damn game. I'M GONNA SHOW UP TO THE CAFÉ EVERY DAMN DAY JUST TO PISS HIM OFF. how's them apples
u/rurur • 39 points 9d ago
HE WAS DRAWING SMILEY FACES ON YOUR CUP???? WHY THE FUCK DID U KEEP THAT OUT.
/u/tikitaki • 21 points 12d ago
just didn't think it was anything important. why ?
u/yumaoi • 71 points 9d ago
it's "how do you like them apples"
/u/tikitaki • 24 points 8d ago
YOU'RE NOT A BOT????
/u/yumaoi • 18 points 8d ago
it's still gay man.
/u/tikitaki • 1 points 8d ago
bitch
u/fuuvee • 13 points 8d ago
Respected customer, I fail to understand what you want me to do now.
/u/tikitaki • 5 points 8d ago
can u be nicer to him. his game was off ;/
/u/yumaoi • 22 points 3d ago
"can u be nicer to him😫😫😩😩🥺🥺😢😓"
u/booseungK • 24 points 9d ago
hi op!!!! sorry to ask but did u try the canelé today? I've been wanting to go for so long, but I need u to tell me if it's actually worth it
/u/tikitaki • 9 points 8d ago
they were sooooo good!!! also, don't be sorry. this is literally a café review thread 😊
/u/booseungK • 5 points 8d ago
...sure
UNIVERSITY STUDENT HAS A HEART ATTACK AT YUKIACAFÉ ‼️
submitted 5d ago by /u/tikitaki
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I thinK. I js had A heart ATTack. and not the chuu kind.
did u know there was such a thing as 'go topless day'. BECAUSE I FUCKINF DIDNT. I walked into the café in the best mood ever. I submitted all my essays on time. the teacher gave me a pretty high grade on a SUPER tough project. I WAS SO HAPPY.
till I entered that damn café. bcs the first thing I see are two man boobs SHOVED IN THE WORLD'S SMALLEST APRONJ EVER. A;KSD;AN;KA?!?!?@!??!?!?!?!?
why is this allowed. it's obscene. who enjoys it. I hated it. clearly. I hated it so much. I was definitely not looking at him. there was no gawking involved. the only time I was staring at his nakedness was to judge his ass bcs he was clearly enjoying making a fucking fool out of me 😭 bet he enjoyed when I stuttered out my order.
which, IN MY DEFENSE, was bcs I was in a good mood. so I forgot, as one does. you know.
I grabbed my cup without staring at his uh, anything. and when I sat down and looked at the cup. there was no smiley face. but. a heart???? WHAT THE FUCK IS HE PLAYIMG AT MAN. the worst part is that I turned around to glare at him only for him to WINK. AT ME.
HE. WINKED. AT. ME.
IT WAS A . WINK.
I was sofucking mad my heart was beatin out of my chest. 😭 im pretty sure I had a heart attack. DON'T go to yukiacafé. they give coffee with a shot of heart issues.
u/fuuvee • 52 points 4d ago
???
/u/tikitaki • 11 points 4d ago
I hate ur café boss man 😭😭😭😭😭😢😖😫😔😟😞😠😠
/u/rurur • 29 points 3d ago
my guy this ain't yours to solve no more, go run your business 😭
u/ke1 • 71 points 5d ago
taky. I'm gonna hold your face when I say this.
/u/yumaoi • 24 points 5d ago
it's "hold your hands"
/u/ke1 • 18 points 4d ago
no, he sweats too much ❤️
/u/tikitaki • 11 points 4d ago
wdym 😢
u/jobap • 19 points 4d ago
I saw op's thread a few days ago, and it's so nice to see them update us with their experience each time. But is it just me, or do these recent updates have nothing to do with the actual café and the food they sell. I feel like most of these are just about the barista. Am I missing something?
/u/rurur • 12 points 3d ago
it's their ritual, shh.
/u/tikitaki • 7 points 4d ago
UH?????? NO THEY'RE NOT????? I'm reviewing him bcs he's a part of the café. his behaviour reflects on how well the café is doing. keep up.
u/weej • 33 points 5d ago
hi op! not to sound rude, but him being shirtless and winking at you gave you a heart attack?
/u/tikitaki • 8 points 5d ago
yeah idk what's not to get here. it's pretty straightforward.
/u/yumaoi • 39 points 3d ago
nothing about this is straight 🥰
/u/ttalgiLas • 16 points 4d ago
OMFG JUJU YOU WEREN'T JOKING. THERE IS ACTUALLY A GODDAMN THREAD. holy shitjttt wait till I show this to maki
/u/tikitaki • 3 points 4d ago
who're u and who's maki 🤨
/u/tikitaki • 0 points 4d ago
WAIT.
uni student finds love at yukiacafé 🩷
submitted 1d ago by /u/tikitaki
you guys. it turns out maki, the hot barista guy, was flirting with me the whole time. I bet none of u saw this coming right 😂😂😂 anyways, we're dating now ! im so happy.
yukiacafé is pro-love. let's all love yukiacafé. and everyone who's been to said café and/or plans to go- the very fine piece of ass working behind the counter is taken ☺️ GFTO AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
that's all :3
/u/makshimasu • 65 points 1d ago
❤️
/u/tikitaki • 34 points 2 hr. ago
🥰
u/yumaoi • 70 points 1d ago
...
/u/tikitaki • 26 points 2 hr. ago
so funny thing
u/fuuvee • 17 points 1 hr. ago
Dearest customer, I am beyond happy you've found love in our café and I'm so grateful for your immense support. That being said, does your current situation with Maki have anything to do with why he hasn't picked up my calls all day?
/u/tikitaki • 3 points 10 min. ago
hey boss dude. wait. do I call u boss in law now... also he's not picking up calls bcs he's mouthing at my neck as I type this. sorry <3
/u/fuuvee • 0 points 9 min. ago
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/u/rurur • 0 points 9 min. ago
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/u/jobap • 0 points 8 min. ago
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/u/ttalgiLas • 0 points 7 min. ago
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/u/weej • 0 points 7 min. ago
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/u/yumaoi • 0 points 5 min. ago
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/u/ke1 • 0 points 3 min. ago
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/u/tikitaki • 0 points 1 min. ago
WHY'RE U STILL HERE OH YM GOF CLOSE UR EYESSSSSUUUUHHHH
u/chuu9 • 12 points 2 min. ago
love is love 🏳️🌈
/u/tikitaki • 1 points 3 sec. ago
CHUU?????????!!!?!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!