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Centaurs(Horse Face )(Growing Heart )
Ilya(Growing Heart )
Hazy
Hayes
Yeah?
Ilya(Growing Heart )
I need Lisa’s number
Hayes
What for
Ilya(Growing Heart )
No reason
Hayes
You are really convincing me to give it to you
Doesn’t Hollzy have her number?
Ilya(Growing Heart )
He will not give it to me
Hayes
He must have a good reason
He does
Ilya(Growing Heart )
It is life or death
No it’s not
Wyatt, you can ignore him
Ilya(Growing Heart )
No you can’t
Gimme
Hayes
I don’t know man, Hollzy said no
Ilya(Growing Heart )
I am your captain
Hayes
Sure
Ilya(Growing Heart )
You will give it?
Hayes
No
Ilya(Growing Heart )
Bood
Get me Cassies number
Don’t
Bood
Hell no, Roz
Ilya(Growing Heart )
I’m your captain
I will do scary things next time I see you
Bood
I don’t know man
Don’t give it to him
Bood
Sorry Roz, Hollzy is scarier
Thank you
Ilya(Growing Heart )
No he is not
Hayes
He kind of is
Ilya(Growing Heart )
You will take that back
Why would they if it’s the truth?
Ilya(Growing Heart )
Dykstra
Dykstra
What’s up?
Hazy
Read back
Ilya(Growing Heart )
Give me Cait’s number
Dykstra
Oh
Yeah
No
Ilya(Growing Heart )
Anyone here who thinks I am scarier then Shane?
Remember I am Russian!!!
Not anymore
You married me, remember?
Ilya(Growing Heart )
Yes, thank you for citizenship
Anyone?
Dillon
Nah man, Hollander is definitely the scarier one
He has that calm look, you know?
Chouinard
Agreed
Boyle
Absolutely
Young
Hollzy is scarier for sure
LaPointe
(Hundred Points Symbol ≊ Hundred Points)
Holmberg
(Hundred Points Symbol ≊ Hundred Points)
Ilya(Growing Heart )
Luca?
Don’t betray your dad, please
Haas
Neither of you are scary
Ilya(Growing Heart )
That is worse!
You are no longer my son
He is kidding Luca
Ilya(Growing Heart )
I am very serious
Okay sure
Hayes
(Face With Tears Of Joy )
Bood
(Face With Tears Of Joy )
Ilya(Growing Heart )
All of you have betrayed me
Bag skates on Monday
Hayes
Come on, Roz
Bood
Using personal problems for professional punishment is just cruel
Ilya(Growing Heart )
Whose fault is that
Ilya
Don’t take it out on them
Ilya(Growing Heart )
Hmm maybe you will help me with my problem then?
Definitely not
Ilya(Growing Heart )
You can all thank my husband for the bag skates
Ilya(Growing Heart )
Ilya
Stop bothering your teammates with this!
I have no other options(Crying Face )
It’s not that big a deal!
But I want to be a WAG(Crying Face )
You’re a player, you can’t be a WAG
So are you!
Yeah, but I was in the chat before I was a player
Would be weird to leave now
But I am your husband
Makes me WAG, no?
Fine
I’ll ask the girls and Harris
Thank you my sweet kind beautiful sexy husband 😊
Don’t thank me yet
WAGS+Harris+Shane(Growing Heart )
Ilya wants to be added to the chat
Don’t worry, I already said no
But he really wanted me to ask
Cassie
You could add him!
Since you’re now a player, he is also a WAG
Selena
Oh girl…
Cassie
What?
Lisa
You know with Roz in here, we wouldn’t get a moments rest, right?
Exactly!
Also, I am kind of enjoying being the only one of us in this chat
Selena
AWH(Loudly Crying Face )
Lisa
I’m going to cry(Loudly Crying Face )
Caitlin
Shane(Loudly Crying Face )
Lisa
But it is kind of mean to not add him?
Selena
Hmm, I don’t know
Don’t worry, he can handle it
And I’m wondering how long he will keep this up
Selena
Something tells me he is not going to let this go
Lisa
Same
Caitlin
We will hold out for as long as we can though?
Definitely
I’m not letting him win this one
Selena
Shane(Face With Tears Of Joy )
Caitlin
(Face With Tears Of Joy )
Cassie
I still remember the day I thought you were sweet
Lisa
Don’t know if I do, that was a long time ago
Sorry to disappoint
Selena
No one disappointed over here
Btw, can we make bets on how long Roz keeps this going?
Lisa
Good idea
Harris
We should make bets on how long Shane can keep this up instead
What?!
I can do this!
Harris
So you can’t be bought with sex?
Caitlin
Good point Harris, he definitely could(Face With Tears Of Joy )
Selena
OH, totally
Lisa
Absolutely agree
Remember when I said I enjoyed being in this chat?
You can forget that
Also I will be proving you wrong
Ilya(Growing Heart )
They said no
THEY said no, hmm?
I’m sorry
I am sure you are very sorry
Would love to have you in the chat, of course
But the girls said it would be weird, you being captain and everything
I think my husband is a very bad liar
I’m not lying!
Okay
I’m not
Okay
I will convince the girls I can be a WAG
How would you even do that?
I have some ideas
Like what?
I am not telling you
Come on
Maybe when you stop lying to me!
I thought you believed me
In Russia we say when people say they are not lying, they are lying
That doesn’t sound like a real thing
I will make it real, just for what you are doing right now
You’re annoying
You don’t know just how annoying I can be
I’m not sure I want to find out
Oh, maybe you can convince the WAGs then?
No
They won’t budge
We will see
They won’t budge!
Okay, I believe you
By any chance does Russia have a saying that says when people say they believe you, they definitely don’t believe you?
No
I do not know that one
(Unamused Face )
Centaurs(Horse Face )(Growing Heart )
Dillon
I am now officially locked down!
Hayes
Handcuffs?
Bood
Does someone need to get you out of jail?
(Growing Heart )
Ilya(Growing Heart )
I will do it
Wilson will handle everything fast
Hayes
Of course you know someone in JAIL
Ilya(Growing Heart )
Not in jail
He works there
Bood
Wow, that is so much better(Face With Tears Of Joy )
Dillon
What are all of you talking about?
I meant I have a girlfriend
Bood
Oohhh
Hayes
Really?
Dykstra
Must be a prank
Dillon
What the fuck?
I can promise she is a very real person
Ilya(Growing Heart )
What is her name?
Dillon
Okay, don’t judge please
Her name is Puck
Hayes
I’m sorry, what?
Bood
Puck like HOCKEY PUCK
Dykstra
This is not helping your case at all
Dillon
Hey, it’s not her fault her parents named her that!
I believe you, Dillon
And congrats!
Would you be so kind as to give me Puck’s phone number?
Dillon
Sure!
And thanks man
Ilya(Growing Heart )
Shane, why do you need Dillon’s supposed girlfriend’s number?
To add to the WAG chat
Why else?
Ilya(Growing Heart )
You add her and not me?
You do not even know her!
That is the whole idea
We can get to know her
Ilya(Growing Heart )
Good idea
Add me😊
Then I can get to know her too
I think one addition to the chat at the same time is enough
Ilya(Growing Heart )
Hmmm
I think you will regret this, sweetheart
Not my fault
Just the WAG rules 😊
Hayes
Brutal(Face With Tears Of Joy )
Bood
(Face With Tears Of Joy )
Dykstra
(Face With Tears Of Joy )
Ilya(Growing Heart )
Shane
Yes?
Remember what I did last week?
I think you remember
Made you cry
I don’t know what you’re talking about
I think you do
Definitely don’t
I will help you
Started with you on your knees
So pretty begging for me
I wasn’t begging
Mmm starting to remember?
No
I carried you to our bedroom
Because I am very strong
Don’t exaggerate
I threw you on the bed
Like I said, very strong(Face Throwing A Kiss )
Fine
You like that I’m so strong
Maybe
Remember what happened after?
Letting you ride my face?
So pretty above me
Remember me fucking you with my tongue?
Tasting you
You taste so good
I remember
That’s what I thought
Want me to let you ride my face when I get home?
Yes
Yes what?
Yes please
Let me ride your face
Okay
If you add me to WAG chat
What?
Asshole!
Hmm I would love to taste yours
After you add me to the chat(Smiling Face With Horns )
Are you trying to bribe me with sex?
I am bribing you with really good sex(Face Throwing A Kiss )
Fuck you
Is it working?
No
Are you sure?
Yes
Okay
I will not eat you out then
Fine!
Fine(Face With Tears Of Joy )
Will see you tonight
(Tongue )(Splashing Sweat Symbol ≊ Sweat Droplets)(Peach )
WAGS+Harris+Shane(Growing Heart )
I’ll have you know
I just turned down sex
Ilya tried to bribe me
Lisa
He actually did???
Harris
I am surprised it took him this long
Selena
You didn’t have to turn him down, babe
Caitlin
God knows I wouldn’t have
I told you I would prove you wrong
Lisa
We are so proud of you(Face With Tears Of Joy )
Cassie
Well done!!!
Selena
So proud of you, Shane(Face With Tears Of Joy )
And I can’t let him win
Caitlin
Ah, there we go
Harris
This makes more sense
Lisa
It’s things like this that make me realize again how perfect they are for each other
Selena
Right?? (Face With Tears Of Joy )
Puck
Is this normal here?
Cassie
Yes
Caitlin
Yes
Lisa
Yes
Oh hi Puck
I’m sorry about that 😊
Best WAGs
Ilya(Growing Heart ) added you to the conversation
Ilya(Growing Heart ) added Lisa to the conversation
Ilya(Growing Heart ) added Cassie to the conversation
Ilya(Growing Heart ) added Harris to the conversation
Ilya(Growing Heart ) added Caitlin to the conversation
Ilya(Growing Heart ) added Selena to the conversation
Ilya(Growing Heart )
Hello
Shane promised to add me after I let him ride me 😊
But I think something went wrong(Crying Face )
So I made this chat
For ALL the best WAGs!!
Selena left the conversation
Harris left the conversation
Lisa left the conversation
Cassie left the conversation
Caitlin left the conversation
You left the conversation
WAGS+Harris+Shane(Growing Heart )
Selena
Shane
Lisa
I thought you said you turned down sex??
I did
But he was really trying to seduce me
It was too hard
Selena
I’m sure it was(Face With Tears Of Joy )
Not like that!
Selena
Okay(Face With Tears Of Joy )
Lisa
And then?
I kinda promised to add him
But obviously I didn't
Cassie
Babe(Face With Tears Of Joy )
Caitlin
I thought Roz was supposed to be the asshole(Face With Tears Of Joy )
He still is
Ever since he found out I purposely didn’t add him, he has been withholding sex
It’s torture
Lisa
Oh no
Selena
Are you alive?
Barely
It’s really hard
Selena
Again, I’m sure it is(Face With Tears Of Joy )
Lisa
Selena(Face With Tears Of Joy )
Caitlin
How long has it been going on anyway?
About 14 hours
I don’t know how long I can do this anymore
Lisa
FOURTEEN HOURS?
I know!
Too fucking long…
Lisa
That’s not really what I meant(Face With Tears Of Joy )
Caitlin
You’re already going insane after fourteen hours?
Selena
I’d be lucky if I only had to wait that long…
It IS long, right?
Lisa
Sure!
Harris
Totally, Shane
Puck
I don’t know, I agree with Shane
Tanny and I do it every two hours
Fourteen seems like way too long
Thank you, Puck
Only one who can empathize with me apparently
Caitlin
Shane, you know there is this really simple solution…(Winking Face )
I AM NOT ADDING HIM
Centaurs(Horse Face )(Growing Heart )
Ilya(Growing Heart )
Shane (my husband) is being very mean to me
Hayes
Thanks for the confirmation there, Roz
Bood
Wow, Hollzy is your husband? This is brand new information!
Ilya(Growing Heart )
Yes, Shane is my husband and he has been very mean to me
This will give him some outside stimulation
Ilya
Ilya(Growing Heart )
Normally he likes outside stimulation(Smiling Face With Horns )
ILYA
Ilya(Growing Heart )
You know what you have to do, moya lyubov
This is not going to work
Ilya(Growing Heart )
Okay
Buttplug
Ilya, don’t
Ilya(Growing Heart )
Drove for two hours…
So excited to see me(Smiling Face With Horns )
Dillon
Can you please not do this in here??
Hayes
No reason to torture us too
Ilya stop
But Tanny, you have sex every two hours, how is this too much for you?
Hayes
TANNY?? (Face With Tears Of Joy )
Bood
YOUR GIRLFRIEND CALLS YOU TANNY?? (Face With Tears Of Joy )
Dykstra
Yes, Tanny, how is this too much for you? (Face With Tears Of Joy )
Ilya(Growing Heart )
Tanny, shut your idiot face
Now where was I
Shane, would you like me to tell them what we did on your birthday? (Smirking Face )
NO
Ilya(Growing Heart )
Only one way to stop me
Ilya, please no
Ilya(Growing Heart )
Was really fun
Shane bought something(Aubergine ≊ Eggplant)
Pretty big
Not as big as me of course(Smirking Face )
Hayes
Hollzy, please stop him(Loudly Crying Face )
Bood
This can’t be worth it man
Haas
Dad, save me, I don’t want to hear this
Ilya(Growing Heart )
But so fun(Smiling Face With Horns )
He wanted me to use it on him
And at the same time
WAGS+Harris+Shane(Growing Heart )
You added Ilya(Growing Heart )
to the conversation
Everyone welcome Ilya
Ilya(Growing Heart )
Ah, thank you my husband(Face Throwing A Kiss )
Hello everyone
It’s like coming home 😊