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once upom a time thete was a cannibal named hannibal and that is a joke so laugh
he met a cutie patootie named wikll graham cracher crumbs who waws precious and leave poor will alone you psycho give that poor soul a fucking hug i mean really
haanibbal the bananabal cannibal ate persons for his own amusement, and willy the billy goat said “stop, if you loved me you’d stop.” and hannibal was like, no let’s have a spring wedding you fine piefce of ass
and will had a mental breakdown due to his encephalitis and murfdered and ate hannibal this is a plot twist it is approproate to gasp becasue who knew it would end thsi way i mean wow will wow
will cried because as you know he loved his hannibooboo but this is the price you pay for disease
we all knrwe this woulsd end in tragedy but not like this
i’m going to bed goodnight