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Summary:

Unknown
This is your new number right?
[Sends 5 photos]
What do you think
Do you think I can like
Post this on main?

Mack
???
Who the fuck are you
And why are you sending me bicep pictures

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Alternatively; Macklin Celebrini receives bicep pictures from an unknown number. (Spoiler: It’s Will Smith.)

Notes:

just so that i can air this out immediately, english is NOT my first language, so i’m sorry if there are any inconsistencies in my work. this is also no edit, no beta — i’m writing merely for my own enjoyment, but i hope you guys enjoy this fic nonetheless!

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Chapter 1: take advice from fools

Chapter Text

Unknown

This is your new number right?

[Sends 5 photos]

What do you think

Do you think I can like

Post this on main?

 

Mack

???

Who the fuck are you

And why are you sending me bicep pictures

 

Unknown

Haha very funny Gabo

I’m serious though

There’s this guy in campus

Super cute 

Need to show off 

 

Mack

Okay, so basically… a mating dance

 

Unknown

Well

Yeah.

 

Mack

Still don’t know you bud

What the hell is a Gabo?

And why are you showing off through posting????

Loser

 

Unknown

Wait

Are you deadass??

 

Mack

Nah I’m playing with you

 

Unknown

Oh

Cool

 

Mack

Of course I’m deadass

And you just sent me thirstraps of you

I’m just an innocent boy

A baby

I could report you for harassment you know

 

Unknown

Wait wait

But like

You’re still texting me back

AND you haven’t blocked me yet 

;)

Anything you wanna share with me

Huh huh huh ;)))))

 

Mack

Holy shit you’re annoying

 

Unknown

And hot, according to you

 

Mack

Never said you were hot

 

Unknown

Noooo. You didn’t

But! You haven’t blocked me yet

Cos of my biceps

You like em

 

Mack

I can still block you right now

And report you

Reasons being: (1) Unsolicited photos and (2) Forced communication

 

Unknown

You’re kinda bratty

I’m into it

PLZ DONF BLOCK ME

I’LL BE NORMAL

Swear

 

Macklin snorts to himself, staring down at his phone.

 

He’s not usually the type to text strangers. Stranger danger and all that—basic survival instincts, common sense, etcetera. 

 

But hot strangers?

 

Hot strangers with really big biceps?

 

Okay, maybe there’s room for exceptions!

 

Macklin snorts again, shaking his head a little at himself.

 

An attention whore—that’s what he is, honestly. He knows it. Owns it, even. And it shows, considering he’s still here, staring at a thread from an unknown number like it personally offended him, and yet hasn’t blocked it.

 

Because, okay. In his defense.

 

The guy’s funny.

 

And—worse—he’s hot. Or at least, he looks hot, from those few photos. Broad shoulders, big arms, the kind of biceps that look like they could actually crush him if they wanted to. (And Macklin wants them to.)

 

And he calls Macklin a brat.

 

Which, Macklin scowls at his screen, isn’t wrong, but still.

 

It’s weird, though. That’s the thing that keeps snagging at him.

 

The unknown number: no name, no context, no face even. 

 

Mysterious. Potentially dangerous. And a little sketchy, if he’s being honest.

 

And Macklin’s not just some random guy who can afford to be reckless.

 

He’s a top prospect for this year’s NHL Draft. Everything’s lined up—everything has been lined up for years.

 

Early mornings at the rink. Endless drills. Strict meal plans. Missing out on school things, on friends, on anything that didn’t serve the goal.

 

Him and his family. They’ve built his entire life around this.

 

And it isn’t sad, contrary to what his other friends have told him time and time again. Because he’s wanted this. All of it. He chose this life and the path he’s headed. And there’s a sort of privilege there. The privilege of choice; the privilege of being able to play hockey for a lifetime without needing a backup plan or a safety net, because hockey is the only option there is for him. 

 

And maybe there’s a bitter taste to this privilege. It’s evident in the ways he’s missed out on a lot in his formative years. But that’s fine. He’s made his peace with it years ago.

 

Because this—making it big in the NHL isn’t just a dream. It’s the fucking plan.

 

He cannot mess that up.

 

Not now. Not when he’s this close. Not when they’re calling him the future of the league already.

 

His thumb hovers over the screen.

 

Because realistically, what is he doing?

 

Texting some random guy who might be harmless, or might not be. Letting himself get distracted. Letting himself care, even a little.

 

That’s how things spiral. That’s how people screw up.

 

But then—

 

Another message pops up.

 

Unknown

Did you block me yet?

OH

IT SENT

Guess not ;)

 

And Macklin exhales, slow, conflicted.

 

It’s not like he’s doing anything that bad.

 

He’s not skipping practice. Not breaking rules. Not doing anything that would actually jeopardize everything he’s worked for.

 

It’s just texting.

 

Just a little indulging.

 

One small thing isn’t going to ruin the big picture.

 

Right? Right.

 

So he doesn’t block the unknown number.

 

He indulges in some enjoyment, and replies back. 

 

Unknown

Hello????

Wait

Did I make you uncomfy

Bro

I’m SOOO SORRY 😭

I thought we were having fun

 

Mack

Shut up

You’re good

Relax

I just had a couple things I needed to do

You’re kinda clingy for a guy I just met

Informally met???

Barely met???

Haven’t met at all????

Actually, who the hell are you?

 

Unknown

Starting to think we’re falling in love with each other

Not a double text

But NINE texts????

Oh my god. Yes. YES!!! ILL MARRY YOU

 

Mack

Hoooooly shit

 

Unknown

Wait

Just to make things clear

You WERENT uncomfy??

 

Mack

Depends

 

Unknown

On what

 

If you’ll send another bicep picture—

 

Macklin freezes the second he reads it back.

 

“Yeah, no.”

 

He immediately starts spamming delete, thumb jabbing at the screen like the text personally betrayed him.

 

Too much. Way too much.

 

He exhales, dragging a hand down his face. He reminds himself to get it together.

 

He doesn’t know this guy. And more importantly, this guy doesn’t know him. No names, no faces (well—aside from the biceps, apparently), no reason to start sounding like some desperate weirdo fishing for gym pics.

 

Macklin leans back against his pillow, staring up at the ceiling for a second.

 

Be normal, he tells himself.

 

Act normal.

 

He looks back at his phone, thumbs hovering again—more careful this time, more deliberate.

 

Because yeah, okay, he might be a little bit of an attention whore.

 

But he’s not about to be that obvious about it.

 

Mack

Let’s workshop that som other time

 

Unknown

What’s ur name btw

 

Mack

What the hell makes u think im telling u who i am bruh

 

Unknown

For the marriage certificates ofc

 

Mack

I can still block u

U do realize that?

 

Unknown

DONT BLIOCK ME

Ure rlly funny and nice to talk to

And i wanna b friends

Is that SO weird man

 

Mack

No, unless ur first text was

Biceps???

 

Unknown

And the fact that we’re both unknown numbers to each other

 

Mack

Now ure getting it

So

The biceps guy can be smart

 

Unknown

Is that how im saved on ur phone

Bicep sguy

I like that

Feels secxy

 

Mack

Are you this flirty to everyone 

 

Unknown

No unless theyre funny 

;)))

 

Mack

Haha 

Thanks.

High praise from the pervert

 

Unknown

IM NOT A PERVERT

 

Mack

Yeah…

Not so sure bout that bud

 

Unknown

I still dont know ur name btw

 

Mack

Still don’t know urs

 

Unknown

Oh!

Charles

 

Mack

Charles

You have biceps that big and ur name is.

Charles???

Quick question: do ur parents hate u

Be honest

 

Unknown

No my family loves me very much

70 family members arrive in every big event i have!

And also!!!! 

You think my biceps are hot????

 

Mack

DID NOT SAY THAT

 

Unknown

Oooooooo all capssss

Ure flusteredddd

U said they were big

Big biceps = hot and sexy and u wanna f me

 

Mack

We just met and we’re talking abt fucking

 

Unknown

What can i say

I move fast

Still dont know ur name

 

Mack

Richard

 

Unknown

WHAT

URE FLAMING ME FOR CHARLES

BUT UR NAME IS LITERALLY

RICHARD????

Mack

Better than Charles

 

Unknown

NOOO dude

Charles is SO MUCH better 

I’m gonna call u ricky dude

Not calling u richard wtf

 

Macklin has to physically press his lips together to keep the smile from spreading any further—like if he lets it slip, it’ll say something about him he’s not ready to admit.

 

It’s been there since he started texting this Charles guy. It was really subtle at first. Easy to ignore if he had just blocked the guy.

 

Not so easy now though.

 

He huffs quietly to himself, shaking his head like that’ll fix it, like that’ll knock whatever this is out of his system.

 

It doesn’t.

 

Because his phone buzzes again.

 

And, yeah—there it is.

 

Maybe an impending doom is more than just a concept. Maybe it’s real. Maybe it’s shaped like a stranger that can somehow bring some joy into his otherwise work and sport-crazed life. 

 

He hesitates for half a second, just long enough to know he shouldn’t.

 

But he taps the screen anyway.

 

Add new contact.

 

His fingers hover over the name field, a small, private grin tugging at his mouth before he can stop it.

 

Now, “Charles” would make sense.

 

Normal, reasonable, easy to explain should anyone ask him who’s been buzzing his phone like fucking crazy.

 

Macklin ignores that completely and types: biceps guy.

 

He stares at it for a second, thumb hovering like he might change it.

 

Except, he doesn’t.

 

That’s staying.

 

He thinks Charles—stupid ass name, by the way—might stay for a while, too.