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12/06/2017
Top Secret Super Gay(ish) MLH Society
Ilya added Scott Hunter to the chat
Ilya
Hello
Hunter I will say this exactly 1 time and never again
Thank you for doing what you did is very helpful and brave and now I have boyfriend
Would not have been possible without you kissing hot boyfriend on ice
I hope your team is good and I will make Boston beat them up is they are not when we play
It means more than you will know
Scott
Wow, thank you. That really means a lot Roz, I hope everything goes well for you too if you ever decide to come out.
And congratulations on getting a boyfriend i hope it all works out for you.
The Admirals have been amazing so far but thank you for the offer, the same goes for you if you ever need that.
Ilya
No Boston are good
They will not be homophobic
Now I add more gay to this chat because we can not only have 3/4 gay here
Am only half so...
Also if you know any others you can add too I make it so you can add but can't kick out
Ilya added Shane Hollander to the chat
Ilya added Ryan Price to the chat
Scott added Eric Bennett
Ilya
I have one more I know about but no one can ask how I know or be weird about it
When I found out he nearly cried and begged me not to tell anyone
Was very scared I think of his team
They are not good
Ryan
What is this?
Shane
Ilya...
What have you done
Ilya
Shane do not worry we all have same secret
Or not if you are Scott Hunter
We will all be safe here
And know we are not alone
And we can all talk about our sexy boyfriends like the guys talk about their wives and girlfriends
Eric
I have a wife...
Also Scott, how did you know?
I'm not gay by the way but I guess I do like guys too
Scott
I can't believe I'm about to say this but I agree with Roz I think this is a good Idea
Ilya
Another one yay Eric we are the same
But I have hotter richer very sexy boyfriend
Anyway everyone be okay with the person I will add
And don't freak out please
He is very scared as is and I do not want him to punch me in next game
Ryan
I won't say anything about anyone in this chat. And I also think it is a good idea, maybe a little risky but a good idea.
Shane
I also will be okay
Eric
Same here
Scott
I'm good too
Ilya added Troy Barrett to the chat
Eric
Oh
Scott
Hi Barrett, please don't worry no one here will say anything at all. It’s just a space to know you are not alone.
Ilya
Yes we will just keep adding more people too
I know them all
None of you are very good at staying secret
It was very obvious when I first see you all
Especially when one tries to take a guy home right in front of me in clubs
Ryan
Which one of us was that?
Ilya
He is not here yet
I do not have his number
I will get it
Karlsson
He plays in LA has hot boyfriend now
Is a model I think
Shane
Ilya how did you even know about everyone
I mean obviously Hunter is out, congratulations by the way, but the rest of us?
Ilya
Is obvious no?
You are super gay but Voyagers are stupid so they don't see
Scott kissed hot boyfriend on live TV
Karlsson went home with a man right in front of me in a club
Ryan does not hide it but he thinks no one knows because he is always on new team
Eric I did not know but it does not surprise me I think
He talks to his goal posts...
Scott
What about Barrett?
Ilya
I will not say until he has made appearance here
I think he will want to know
And he is asshole sometimes so I will not text him separately
And is good reason to have support I think
Troy
What the fuck is this?
Rozanov I thought I made it very clear what I would do if you told anyone
But also how did you find out?
You never told me when you fucking confronted me about in the middle of a game
Eric
So that's what that fight was about
I thought Roz had just lost his mind starting a fight with someone on Kent's
Ryan
To be honest I did hear some rumours and thought he was just being a homophobic asshole which is why I had no problem punching him in a few games but I guess they were wrong
Ilya
Was a very fun game
Boston won
And I had very sexy boyfriend calling me worried about my pretty face after I was punched
Troy
Are you going to tell me?
And I am still going to beat the shit out of you in our next game.
Ilya
Okay but is probably not good
No is definitely not really good I think
And I would tell you privately but I think maybe is good that other people know and can help you
Troy
What the fuck are you on about Rozanov
Ilya
You have boyfriend yes?
Pretty actor who is also not out?
Troy
How do you know that?
Ilya
I was in a club in city where he was filming
And he came up to me and started talking
Saying he always wanted to know if a Russian hockey player was better than a Canadian one
So I thought oh he has fucked Hollander
Shane
Really?
Ilya
So i ask who was that
And he had no problem telling me about his very gay boyfriend Troy Barrett who plays hockey for Toronto and how they hook up when he goes to play in Vancouver
But then he also said he is here in the club with his actual boyfriend
So obviously I tell him no and tell him to go back to his boyfriend
I don't cheat or sleep with taken people
And he goes to his boyfriend and starts dancing and making out with him
Troy
I've never been out with him. We always stay at one of our apartments.
Ilya
And the boyfriend he is here with is not Troy Barrett the hockey player from Toronto and Sveta and Marly tell me he is actually a film maker person
So then I ask you in next game how is your boyfriend Adrian dela cruz and that you do not look like he would be your type
And you punch me
And Kent punches me
And I assume you broke up
Then you find me after game and threaten me
Troy
We haven't broken up
I thought everything was fine
He said he didn’t want to come out and that he was happy with me and that he loved me.
Scott
Oh, Barrett, are you okay? That's a really shitty thing to find out. And that he outed you to another player that could have told the whole league. If you ever need to talk we are all here for you
Ilya
Yes is why I made chat so no one thinks they are only one
Ryan
And if Kent is being a dick in general, which he always is, you can talk to us
And Hayes if you need to, he’s actually a great guy and can keep secrets very well. He keeps saying he knows this secret about two players that he can’t tell anyone because it’s so out there that no one would even believe him is he told them
Private chat between Ilya and Shane
Shane
Do you think it’s about us? I don’t know which other players are keeping a big secret that could relate to this conversation
Ilya
Is fine moy dorogaya
How would back up goalie for Toronto know about us
Shane
Yeah I guess, sorry I was just freaking out
Ilya
Is okay I know you are scared
Is okay
I love you and we will be fine
I promise I will fight anyone who says no to that
Shane
I love you too, just please don’t get arrested
Top Secret Super Gay(ish) MLH Society
Shane
I know what it’s like to hide something like this from your team because you know they will be jerks about it so please know that you’re not alone and we are here
Eric
I would also like to say all of the above. I'm not great with words but I think maybe we all needed something like this to know we aren’t alone… I don’t want to give Roz a complex though
Shane
Too late he won’t stop bragging to me about it
Scott
Are you two together right now?
Ilya
Yes, we are starting charity
We are actually very good friends
Not that the league would want anyone to know
But Barrett, I say the same as everyone else
I only add you to this because is good to know
And because of how I know
Might be good for you to know
Troy
Yeah well I spoke to Adrian and he said he isn’t cheating on me and was only talking to you in the club. Not flirting with you.
So excuse me if I would rather believe my boyfriend over you.
Stop fucking with my life and leave me alone
And you better watch your fucking back at the next game Roz
Troy Barrett has left the chat
Scott
Well…
That could have gone worse
Eric
It could have gone better
Shane
Maybe not the best way to tell him his boyfriend is cheating on him Ilya
Ryan
I think it is probably better that someone else knows though. I don’t think he talks to his parents much his dad is definitely an asshole who prefers Kent over him
Shane
Thats fucked up. Kent is the worst of the worst in the league.
Ryan
Yeah, I get the feeling Barrett only has Kent though. He apparently only talks about his family when people ask if someone is coming to a game to see him and that usually ends with Barrett saying his Mom is the other side of the world and nothing about anyone else.
Scott
How do you know all this Pricy?
Ryan
I’m pretty good friends with Wyatt Hayes
He is on the same team as the back up goalie
Eric
That’s cool, I didn’t know you two knew each other
Ilya
I think he needed to know that he is not alone even though he might feel like he is
Shane
That's very insightful. I think maybe it will be helpful for all of us. But I agree that we need to change the name because if someone on my team sees that on my phone I don't think it would go well.
Ryan
Same here
Some teams are not safe for this
Ilya
Ugh
Okay boring people i will change
Scott
Maybe it can just be like a normal MLH chat
Eric
With a normal name
Ilya has changed the name to boring people of the MLH who don't want Ilya to have fun
Scott
Really Rozanov?
Shane
No
Ryan
I mean its a bit better
Eric
I think it's kind of funny.
Ilya
I like you Bennett
Even if you are weird goalie who talks to goal posts
Eric
Good now maybe don't aim for my face when we play you next season
Ilya
Maybe you should move your face so I can score easier
Eric
I take it back
Ilya
No you can't take it back
No backsies
You think I am funny
Is true
I am most funny MLH player
And best player
Shane
Second best
Scott
I would take offence but they are actually right about being the two best
Ryan
Hollander is the best player and Roz is second
Eric
That's definitely right. I have looked at the stats and Hollander is more likely to score on me.
Shane
See everyone agrees that I am the best player
Ilya
Boooooo
I don't like any of you
You are wrong
I am best
Boooooo
I will keep chat name this now
You are all wrong boring
***
Shane
@Scott @Eric Good luck tonight playing Toronto maybe see if you can Talk to Barrett
Ryan
And beat Dallas Kent while you're at it
Ilya
Yes punch him in ugly stupid face and steal Barrett back from dark side
Scott
@Ilya you know you could just try adding him back to this chat
Eric
Thanks, Hollander, we will try to talk to him but it will probably be a bit hard in the middle of the game.
Shane
Oh yeah, I'm meant after the game if you could.
Ilya
Hollander the old man was joking…
Shane
Oh. Sorry
Eric
It's okay, we can try at least.
Scott
Or Rozanov could just add him back into the chat
Ilya
Ughhhhhhhhhhh
Okayyyyyyyy
Old people never shut up
Ilya added Troy Barrett to the chat
Ilya
Happy now boring people?
Scott
Yes
Shane
Yes
Ryan
Yes
Eric
Yes
Ilya
Ughhhhhhhhhhhhh
I hate you boring people
Troy
Seriously fuck off with this shit Rozanov
Ilya
Hello
Nice to talk to you too Barrett
How is cheating boyfriend
Troy
He's not cheating on me
Fuck off
Scott
Well you could at least stay
You don't need to say anything or even interact with this chat, just be here so you know you're not alone
Ryan
I can imagine Toronto is not the best team to be yourself with, especially with Kent around
Troy
It's not the easiest
But it's fine
Manageable
Now just leave me alone
Scott
Well no matter the outcome of tonight's game, Eric and I are going to the Kingfisher tonight, its a bar that my boyfriend works at
You're welcome to join us if you want to
Eric
Yeah and if anything it would be a good night out with cheap drinks
Troy
I already have plans
Ilya
Is Dallas fucking Kent dragging the whole team out again
He's bad at clubs
Always fails at getting women to sleep with him
Is funny to watch him get rejected
Shane
I've heard he has these massive parties at his house and it's just a bunch of you guys women. It sounds like an absolute shit show.
Ryan
How do you know that?
Shane
A couple of the guys on my team get invited to them a lot for some reason
Comeau and Drapeau
Ilya
Ah the assholes
Eric
Drapeau should not be the starting goalie, he is definitely not good enough.
Scott
They're both homophobic as fuck too
Ilya
Omg the old man knows how to swear
But yes They are the worst
Ryan
I've never had any problems with them being homophobic but I am usually fighting them when we interact
Shane
I shouldn't say this but it is satisfying to see Comeau getting punched
***
Eric
Guess what
Shane
What?
Eric
[Photo of Troy Barrett in the door of the Kingfisher]
He didn’t stay long though, and walked out after a brief conversation with Scotty.
Troy
I am here too
And you didn't tell me it was a gay bar
Scott
I didn't think you would come if we said that
Troy
I wouldn't
Why don't you people understand I can't be seen somewhere like that
The Guardians are not good people
Ilya
Yes they are homophobic and asshole
And so are you
And asshole
Maybe try being nicer to people trying to help
Troy
Fuck you I never even wanted to be a part of this you all dragged me into it and won't leave me the fuck alone
Shane
I think we just don't want you to feel like you have to deal with all this alone
The Voyageurs are also a very homophobic team and I know that even the few that will be okay with me being gay won't like my boyfriend so I can't come out to them, and if I do tell the team it's going to make nothing 100% worse than they already are because they already don't really respect me even if I am the captain.
So maybe don't blame us for everything shitty going on with your team that's making you scared of who you really are and request a trade if things really are that bad.
Troy
Why don't you request a trade if things are that bad for you?
Shane
I can't do that I have a no trade contract
Troy
Yeah
Shane
Oh
Ryan
Hollander’s kind of right Barrett we're here to help you deal with this and know you're not alone
Not to make things harder
You can always talk to your coach or management about changing the no trade clause
Troy
I'm not going to do that because I don't want to
I only have a year left on this contract anyways and It will be changed for next season anyway
I have no intention of leaving Toronto
So fuck all of you and stop adding me
Ilya
Barrett
Don't leave again
Just silent chat and we will still be here if you need
***
Scott
Well he didn’t leave
Ilya
Is good thing, yes?
Eric
I think so
Ryan
It would be good for him i think
And I'm sorry the Voyageurs are like that Shane, that must be hard on you
If you need me to fight them next time we play you I will
Shane
I think that would be good thanks Price
***
Ilya
I GOT IT
I got his number
Scott
Who?
Ilya
Karlsson
Ilya added Will Karlsson to the chat
Will
Wtf is this?
Eric
Hell on earth
Ryan
You will hate it here
Scott
The worst idea in MHL history
Shane
But you won’t want to leave
