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Ilya's Top Secret Super Gay(ish) MLH Society

Summary:

so maybe that random person who commented on Shane Hollander's twitter statedment after him and Ilya had been outed had been right, there was a secret MHL gay society...and maybe it had been Ilya's plan all along

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Ilya creates a group chat with all the queer players he knows about and has the number for...and maybe one he doesn't know about yet but shhhh it's still a secret

Notes:

so in case this isn't already obvious I have completely fucked with the timeline and a lot of things but I don't really think it matters all that much. I also wrote a lot f this at work while my manager sat next to me who was telling me I had to be in charge for the day.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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12/06/2017

 

Top Secret Super Gay(ish) MLH Society 



Ilya added Scott Hunter to the chat

 

Ilya

Hello 

Hunter I will say this exactly 1 time and never again 

Thank you for doing what you did is very helpful and brave and now I have boyfriend 

Would not have been possible without you kissing hot boyfriend on ice 

I hope your team is good and I will make Boston beat them up is they are not when we play 

It means more than you will know



Scott

Wow, thank you. That really means a lot Roz, I hope everything goes well for you too if you ever decide to come out.

And congratulations on getting a boyfriend i hope it all works out for you. 

The Admirals have been amazing so far but thank you for the offer, the same goes for you if you ever need that. 

 

Ilya

No Boston are good 

They will not be homophobic 

Now I add more gay to this chat because we can not only have 3/4 gay here 

Am only half so...

Also if you know any others you can add too I make it so you can add but can't kick out

 

Ilya added Shane Hollander to the chat

Ilya added Ryan Price to the chat

 

Scott added Eric Bennett

 

Ilya

I have one more I know about but no one can ask how I know or be weird about it 

When I found out he nearly cried and begged me not to tell anyone 

Was very scared I think of his team 

They are not good 

 

Ryan

What is this?

 

Shane

Ilya...

What have you done 

 

Ilya

Shane do not worry we all have same secret 

Or not if you are Scott Hunter 

We will all be safe here 

And know we are not alone 

And we can all talk about our sexy boyfriends like the guys talk about their wives and girlfriends 

 

Eric

I have a wife...

Also Scott, how did you know? 

I'm not gay by the way but I guess I do like guys too

 

Scott

I can't believe I'm about to say this but I agree with Roz I think this is a good Idea 

 

Ilya

Another one yay Eric we are the same

But I have hotter richer very sexy boyfriend 

Anyway everyone be okay with the person I will add 

And don't freak out please 

He is very scared as is and I do not want him to punch me in next game 

 

Ryan

I won't say anything about anyone in this chat. And I also think it is a good idea, maybe a little risky but a good idea.

 

Shane

I also will be okay

 

Eric

Same here

 

Scott

I'm good too

 

Ilya added Troy Barrett to the chat

 

Eric

Oh

 

Scott

Hi Barrett, please don't worry no one here will say anything at all. It’s just a space to know you are not alone.

 

Ilya

Yes we will just keep adding more people too 

I know them all

None of you are very good at staying secret 

It was very obvious when I first see you all 

Especially when one tries to take a guy home right in front of me in clubs 

 

Ryan

Which one of us was that?

 

Ilya 

He is not here yet 

I do not have his number 

I will get it

Karlsson 

He plays in LA has hot boyfriend now 

Is a model I think 

 

Shane

Ilya how did you even know about everyone 

I mean obviously Hunter is out, congratulations by the way, but the rest of us?

 

Ilya

Is obvious no? 

You are super gay but Voyagers are stupid so they don't see 

Scott kissed hot boyfriend on live TV

Karlsson went home with a man right in front of me in a club 

Ryan does not hide it but he thinks no one knows because he is always on new team 

Eric I did not know but it does not surprise me I think 

He talks to his goal posts...

 

Scott

What about Barrett?

 

Ilya

I will not say until he has made appearance here 

I think he will want to know 

And he is asshole sometimes so I will not text him separately 

And is good reason to have support I think 

 

Troy

What the fuck is this?

Rozanov I thought I made it very clear what I would do if you told anyone 

But also how did you find out? 

You never told me when you fucking confronted me about in the middle of a game

 

Eric

So that's what that fight was about 

I thought Roz had just lost his mind starting a fight with someone on Kent's

 

Ryan

To be honest I did hear some rumours and thought he was just being a homophobic asshole which is why I had no problem punching him in a few games but I guess they were wrong

 

Ilya

Was a very fun game 

Boston won 

And I had very sexy boyfriend calling me worried about my pretty face after I was punched

 

Troy

Are you going to tell me? 

And I am still going to beat the shit out of you in our next game.

 

Ilya

Okay but is probably not good 

No is definitely not really good I think 

And I would tell you privately but I think maybe is good that other people know and can help you 

 

Troy

What the fuck are you on about Rozanov 

 

Ilya

You have boyfriend yes? 

Pretty actor who is also not out?

 

Troy

How do you know that?

 

Ilya

I was in a club in city where he was filming 

And he came up to me and started talking 

Saying he always wanted to know if a Russian hockey player was better than a Canadian one 

So I thought oh he has fucked Hollander 

 

Shane

Really?

 

Ilya

So i ask who was that 

And he had no problem telling me about his very gay boyfriend Troy Barrett who plays hockey for Toronto and how they hook up when he goes to play in Vancouver 

But then he also said he is here in the club with his actual boyfriend 

So obviously I tell him no and tell him to go back to his boyfriend 

I don't cheat or sleep with taken people 

And he goes to his boyfriend and starts dancing and making out with him 

 

Troy

I've never been out with him. We always stay at one of our apartments.

 

Ilya

And the boyfriend he is here with is not Troy Barrett the hockey player from Toronto and Sveta and Marly tell me he is actually a film maker person 

So then I ask you in next game how is your boyfriend Adrian dela cruz and that you do not look like he would be your type 

And you punch me 

And Kent punches me 

And I assume you broke up

Then you find me after game and threaten me

 

Troy

We haven't broken up

I thought everything was fine 

He said he didn’t want to come out and that he was happy with me and that he loved me.

 

Scott

Oh, Barrett, are you okay? That's a really shitty thing to find out. And that he outed you to another player that could have told the whole league. If you ever need to talk we are all here for you 

 

Ilya

Yes is why I made chat so no one thinks they are only one 

 

Ryan

And if Kent is being a dick in general, which he always is, you can talk to us

And Hayes if you need to, he’s actually a great guy and can keep secrets very well. He keeps saying he knows this secret about two players that he can’t tell anyone because it’s so out there that no one would even believe him is he told them

 

Private chat between Ilya and Shane

 

Shane

Do you think it’s about us? I don’t know which other players are keeping a big secret that could relate to this conversation

 

Ilya

Is fine moy dorogaya 

How would back up goalie for Toronto know about us

 

Shane

Yeah I guess, sorry I was just freaking out

 

Ilya

Is okay I know you are scared

Is okay 

I love you and we will be fine

I promise I will fight anyone who says no to that

 

Shane

I love you too, just please don’t get arrested

 

Top Secret Super Gay(ish) MLH Society 

 

Shane

I know what it’s like to hide something like this from your team because you know they will be jerks about it so please know that you’re not alone and we are here

 

Eric

I would also like to say all of the above. I'm not great with words but I think maybe we all needed something like this to know we aren’t alone… I don’t want to give Roz a complex though

 

Shane

Too late he won’t stop bragging to me about it 

 

Scott

Are you two together right now?

 

Ilya

Yes, we are starting charity 

We are actually very good friends 

Not that the league would want anyone to know

But Barrett, I say the same as everyone else 

I only add you to this because is good to know 

And because of how I know 

Might be good for you to know

 

Troy

Yeah well I spoke to Adrian and he said he isn’t cheating on me and was only talking to you in the club. Not flirting with you. 

So excuse me if I would rather believe my boyfriend over you.

Stop fucking with my life and leave me alone

And you better watch your fucking back at the next game Roz

 

Troy Barrett has left the chat

 

Scott

Well… 

That could have gone worse

 

Eric

It could have gone better

 

Shane

Maybe not the best way to tell him his boyfriend is cheating on him Ilya

 

Ryan

I think it is probably better that someone else knows though. I don’t think he talks to his parents much his dad is definitely an asshole who prefers Kent over him

 

Shane

Thats fucked up. Kent is the worst of the worst in the league.

 

Ryan

Yeah, I get the feeling  Barrett only has Kent though. He apparently only talks about his family when people ask if someone is coming to a game to see him and that usually ends with Barrett saying his Mom is the other side of the world and nothing about anyone else.

 

Scott

How do you know all this Pricy?

 

Ryan

I’m pretty good friends with Wyatt Hayes

He is on the same team as the back up goalie

 

Eric

That’s cool, I didn’t know you two knew each other

 

Ilya

I think he needed to know that he is not alone even though he might feel like he is 

 

Shane

That's very insightful. I think maybe it will be helpful for all of us. But I agree that we need to change the name because if someone on my team sees that on my phone I don't think it would go well.

 

Ryan

Same here

Some teams are not safe for this

 

Ilya

Ugh

Okay boring people i will change

 

Scott

Maybe it can just be like a normal MLH chat 

 

Eric

With a normal name 

 

Ilya has changed the name to boring people of the MLH who don't want Ilya to have fun

 

Scott

Really Rozanov?

 

Shane

No

 

Ryan

I mean its a bit better

 

Eric

I think it's kind of funny. 

 

Ilya

I like you Bennett 

Even if you are weird goalie who talks to goal posts 

 

Eric

Good now maybe don't aim for my face when we play you next season

 

Ilya

Maybe you should move your face so I can score easier

 

Eric

I take it back 

 

Ilya

No you can't take it back

No backsies 

You think I am funny 

Is true

I am most funny MLH player 

And best player

 

Shane

Second best

 

Scott

I would take offence but they are actually right about being the two best 

 

Ryan

Hollander is the best player and Roz is second 

 

Eric

That's definitely right. I have looked at the stats and Hollander is more likely to score on me.

 

Shane

See everyone agrees that I am the best player

 

Ilya

Boooooo

I don't like any of you 

You are wrong

I am best 

Boooooo

I will keep chat name this now

You are all wrong boring

 

***

 

Shane

@Scott @Eric Good luck tonight playing Toronto maybe see if you can Talk to Barrett

 

Ryan

And beat Dallas Kent while you're at it

 

Ilya

Yes punch him in ugly stupid face and steal Barrett back from dark side

 

Scott

@Ilya you know you could just try adding him back to this chat

 

Eric

Thanks, Hollander, we will try to talk to him but it will probably be a bit hard in the middle of the game. 

 

Shane

Oh yeah, I'm meant after the game if you could.

 

Ilya

Hollander the old man was joking…

 

Shane

Oh. Sorry

 

Eric

It's okay, we can try at least. 

 

Scott

Or Rozanov could just add him back into the chat

 

Ilya

Ughhhhhhhhhhh

Okayyyyyyyy

Old people never shut up 

 

Ilya added Troy Barrett to the chat

 

Ilya

Happy now boring people?

 

Scott

Yes

 

Shane

Yes

 

Ryan

Yes

 

Eric

Yes

 

Ilya

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhh

I hate you boring people 

 

Troy

Seriously fuck off with this shit Rozanov 

 

Ilya

Hello 

Nice to talk to you too Barrett

How is cheating boyfriend 

 

Troy

He's not cheating on me 

Fuck off

 

Scott

Well you could at least stay

You don't need to say anything or even interact with this chat, just be here so you know you're not alone 

 

Ryan

I can imagine Toronto is not the best team to be yourself with, especially with Kent around

 

Troy

It's not the easiest 

But it's fine 

Manageable 

Now just leave me alone 

 

Scott

Well no matter the outcome of tonight's game, Eric and I are going to the Kingfisher tonight, its a bar that my boyfriend works at

You're welcome to join us if you want to 

 

Eric

Yeah and if anything it would be a good night out with cheap drinks

 

Troy

I already have plans 

 

Ilya

Is Dallas fucking Kent dragging the whole team out again 

He's bad at clubs 

Always fails at getting women to sleep with him 

Is funny to watch him get rejected 

 

Shane

I've heard he has these massive parties at his house and it's just a bunch of you guys women. It sounds like an absolute shit show.

 

Ryan

How do you know that? 

 

Shane

A couple of the guys on my team get invited to them a lot for some reason 

Comeau and Drapeau 

 

Ilya

Ah the assholes 

 

Eric

Drapeau should not be the starting goalie, he is definitely not good enough.

 

Scott

They're both homophobic as fuck too

 

Ilya

Omg the old man knows how to swear

But yes They are the worst

 

Ryan

I've never had any problems with them being homophobic but I am usually fighting them when we interact

 

Shane

I shouldn't say this but it is satisfying to see Comeau getting punched 

 

***

 

Eric

Guess what

 

Shane

What?

 

Eric

[Photo of Troy Barrett in the door of the Kingfisher]

He didn’t stay long though, and walked out after a brief conversation with Scotty.

 

Troy

I am here too

And you didn't tell me it was a gay bar

 

Scott

I didn't think you would come if we said that

 

Troy

I wouldn't 

Why don't you people understand I can't be seen somewhere like that 

The Guardians are not good people 

 

Ilya

Yes they are homophobic and asshole

And so are you 

And asshole 

Maybe try being nicer to people trying to help 

 

Troy

Fuck you I never even wanted to be a part of this you all dragged me into it and won't leave me the fuck alone 

 

Shane

I think we just don't want you to feel like you have to deal with all this alone 

The Voyageurs are also a very homophobic team and I know that even the few that will be okay with me being gay won't like my boyfriend so I can't come out to them, and if I do tell the team it's going to make nothing 100% worse than they already are because they already don't really respect me even if I am the captain.

So maybe don't blame us for everything shitty going on with your team that's making you scared of who you really are and request a trade if things really are that bad.

 

Troy

Why don't you request a trade if things are that bad for you?

 

Shane

I can't do that I have a no trade contract 

 

Troy

Yeah

 

Shane

Oh

 

Ryan

Hollander’s kind of right Barrett we're here to help you deal with this and know you're not alone

Not to make things harder 

You can always talk to your coach or management about changing the no trade clause 

 

Troy

I'm not going to do that because I don't want to 

I only have a year left on this contract anyways and It will be changed for next season anyway 

I have no intention of leaving Toronto

So fuck all of you and stop adding me 

 

Ilya

Barrett

Don't leave again 

Just silent chat and we will still be here if you need 

 

***

 

Scott

Well he didn’t leave

 

Ilya

Is good thing, yes?

 

Eric

I think so 

 

Ryan

It would be good for him i think 

And I'm sorry the Voyageurs are like that Shane, that must be hard on you 

If you need me to fight them next time we play you I will

 

Shane

I think that would be good thanks Price 

 

***

 

Ilya

I GOT IT

I got his number

 

Scott

Who?

 

Ilya

Karlsson 

 

Ilya added Will Karlsson to the chat

 

Will

Wtf is this?

 

Eric

Hell on earth

 

Ryan

You will hate it here

 

Scott

The worst idea in MHL history

 

Shane

But you won’t want to leave