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9:41
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keeHOE, takkiii, princesselsa
Today 10:47 PM
keeHOE
EMERGENCY
K
my parents are sending me to a FARM
K
like. a real one. with dirt.
K
hello?? this is a crisis??
K
I
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takkiii
I
LMAOOOOO
I
what did you do
keeHOE
threw a party
K
takkiii
I
how many people
keeHOE
200
K
takkiii
I
BRO
princesselsa
T
okay wait a farm farm?? like animals?? like mooo and cluck cluck shit?
keeHOE
what other type of farm exists? ur actually a dumb ass blonde 😭
K
princesselsa
T
WE R BOTH BLONDE???
keeHOE
IDC IM GONNA BE ON A SHITTY FARM FOR ALL OF FALL
K
takkiii
I
so ur not coming on the canada trip?? thank god 😂😂
I
🖕 keeHOE
princesselsa
T
okay that's kind of insane but also
T
you'll be fine
keeHOE
I WILL NOT BE FINE
K
takkiii
I
you will literally be fine
I
think of the content
keeHOE
i don't want farm content omg i want my LIFE back
K
princesselsa
T
maybe you'll meet someone
T
like a cute farmer girl or something
takkiii
I
ooh or farmer boy dont forget our little boy is desperate now 😂😂😂😂😂
keeHOE
i hate both of you
K
takkiii
I
you're gonna come back so grounded and wise
I
like a little philosopher, ur gonna sound like yoda
princesselsa
T
a little dirt under his nails. maybe he'll even get a cute little country accent and a tan 😍😍
takkiii
I
glowing from the fresh air
keeHOE
i'm leaving this chat
K
princesselsa
T
you'll be fine keeho
T
and we'll visit
takkiii
I
we will absolutely not visit a farm but we support you
keeHOE
i hate u both
K
princesselsa
T
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takkiii
I
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