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GC: 118 A-Shift Work Chat (Bobby, Chim, Hen, Buck, Eddie, Ravi)
Bobby Nash: Good morning, team. Hope everyone had a refreshing couple of days off. Looking forward to an eventful 48. Please remember the Chief may stop by, so be sure to keep up with your chores. -Bobby Nash
Hen: Why is the chief stopping by?
Bobby: Not sure, I believe she’s making rounds to all of the stations. -Bobby Nash
Chim, Hen, please restock the ambulances. Eddie and Ravi, please clean the trucks and the engine bay. Buck, you’re on bathroom duty. -Bobby Nash
Chim: Got it, cap.
Eddie: 👍
Buck: 🙁
Ravi: dont you guys literally live together
Buck: how do u know im not just complaining abt bathroom duty
Hen: are you?
Buck: no.
Private messaging between Buck and Eddie
Eddie: Buck, please stop looking at me like that.
Buck: eds
ur soaking wet
hngggg
Eddie: Ravi sprayed me with the hose.
Buck: ughhh
ur covered in soap
i wanna lick u clean
GC: idiot4idiot (Ravi, Hen, Chim, Maddie, Bobby, Athena, May, Karen)
Ravi: i literally hate how they got worse
Maddie: all of us warned you, ravi
GC: Boat, no captain (Chim, Ravi, Eddie, Hen, Buck)
Ravi: buck i will run you over
Buck: tf did i do
Ravi: stop eye fucking eddie
this is workplace harassment
Buck: well i wasnt the one who got him wet
Hen: HUH
Ravi: I SPRAYED HIM WITH THE HOSE
NOT THAT
EW
Eddie: Well, excuse me
Ravi: no offense eddie
youre objectively hot but buck would implode
Chim: is that any better then whats happening rn
Ravi: you know what
no
diaz youre a smoke show
Buck: absolutely not
Eddie: Thank you, Ravi.
Buck disliked: Thank you, Ravi.
Ravi: get fucked buck
Buck: later
Ravi: ew
Hen: ew
Chim: 🤮
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GC: Boat, no captain (Chim, Ravi, Eddie, Hen, Buck)
Chim: Eddie, are you good?
Hen: Yeah, you look like you’re going to hit someone. You good?
Ravi: when you join the next fight club can i join you
Eddie: I am fine.
Also Ravi, what the fuck.
Buck: ravi you wouldnt last 5mins
also eds whats wrong
Eddie: Nothing.
You all realize we are sitting next to each other, right?
Hen: Easier with the headsets, Eddie.
And you look like you would bite someone’s head off if they talked to you.
Buck: eddieee
baby
whats wrong
Ravi: ew again
PLS stop
Buck: 🙄
Private messaging between Buck and Eddie
Buck: whats wrong with uuuu
Eddie: Nothing, baby, I’m OK
Buck: no ur not
i can tell
ur a lying liar who lies
Eddie: Fine.
Yes, I’m sorry.
….
I just didn’t like how those women were all over you at the scene
😣
Buck: what, the ladies from the mom group?
Eddie: Yeah! They were objectifying you.
That’s not cool.
Buck: aweh eds are u jealous?
Eddie: No.
Buck: so ur just defending my honor ???
Eddie: Well
No.
Okay. But I’m not jealous
Buck: dw baby its cute
plus im not going home with any moms
just a rlly hot dad
Eddie: Oh, really?
Tell me about him.
Buck: well rn hes looking at me with those big deer eyes
all sweet and innocent
makes me wanna dirty him up
Eddie: Mi vida, stop.
But yes. When we’re home.
Please.
Buck: so polite
Private messaging between Chim and Maddie
Chim: Can I smother your brother?
Maddie: No
Maybe?
Chim: Eddie was in a bad mood, they both got on their phones, and now I’m pretty sure they’re sexting
In the rig.
Next to all of us.
Maddie: HAHA
Chim: Dear wife, do you care nothing for my sorrows?
Maddie: You didn’t have to hear Buck talk about how ‘great’ his and Eddie’s relationship was when he got drunk the other day.
Consider us equals
Chim: I do not.
Maddie: Wow, Chim, because I’m a woman
Chim: I apologize my queen, you are a higher rank than me.
Maddie: That's what I thought.
GC: Maddie, Buck and Eddie
Maddie: Please stop traumatizing my husband
Eddie: ??
Maddie: Buck are you sexting Eddie during a call
Buck: no
were on our way back from a call
Eddie: Kill me
Madie: 🤦
GC: idiot4idiot (Ravi, Hen, Chim, Maddie, Bobby, Athena, May, Karen)
Maddie: Were they really just sexting in front of everyone
Chim: absolutely
Hen: What??
Chim, were you looking
Chim: NO
I ASSUMED
Ravi: wait i thought they were fighting
eddie was all pissy
Maddie: Why was Eddie pissed off?
Chim: not sure!
Wait
Wasn’t that group of moms all up in Buck’s space
Hen: Oh yeah! Pawing at that boy and everything
Maddie: Ohhhh
Karen: Ohhh
Ravi: ???
Bobby: They were definitely hands on. -Bobby Nash
Hen: Eddie gets very protective over Buck.
Chim: Jealous. Eddie is very jealous.
He crashed out every time Buck tried to date.
Maddie: Buck was just as bad.
Ravi: how did diva diaz just realize he was gay recently
Hen: Lord knows.
Bobby: Exactly, Hen. Eddie had a lot to unpack with religion. I’m glad he’s accepted that part of himself. -Bobby Nash
Ravi: Cap thats so nice
Bobby loved: Cap thats so nice
Private messaging between Buck and Eddie
Eddie: Where did you go, mi vida?
Buck: getting snacks
Eddie: Bring them to the bedroom.
Buck: why
thought we were having movie night
Eddie: We can watch it in the room since Chris is gone.
I have a surprise for you.
Buck: a sexy suprise
Eddie: Buck, hurry up.
Buck: ha, that rhymed
omw
i hope its a sexy suprise
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Eddie: Can you bring me your heating pad? My knees hurt.
Buck: you deserve it for not letting me cum until the movie was over
god eds your mouth
Eddie: Worth it.
Buck: hell yeah it was
Buck sent an image
looked so good between my legs, eds
gagging for it
Eddie: I wasn’t the one begging for more.
You were so good for me, Buck. So patient.
Buck: hnggg
round 2?
Eddie: As long as we keep me off my knees.
Buck: lay on your belly for me ill be there in a minute
Eddie: 👍
Private messages between Bobby and Athena
Bobby: Good morning, my love. Please remind me why I hired these two. -Bobby Nash
Athena: Buckley and Diaz?
Because you have a kind heart, which overrules your critical thinking.
Bobby: Thank you. Have a wonderful day at work, and be safe! -Bobby Nash
Athena: You as well, honey.
God give you strength two deal with those two idiots.
GC: 118&co
Chim: Eddie, did you get mauled by a bear??
Eddie: No??
Buck: where would eddie find a bear
Athena: The streets of Los Angeles.
Buck: id protect him from a bear
Hen: I think what Chim means to say is Eddie, did you get attacked by a vampire?
Eddie: Huh? I’m confused.
Karen: LOL
Ravi: eddie theres a giant hickey on your neck
he just slapped a hand over the opposite side and ran off
Athena: Idiots.
Bobby Nash loved: Idiots.
Buck: cap 🙁
Buck created GC: Fruit Basket (Buck, Eddie, Ravi, Karen, Hen, May, Josh)
Eddie: Buck, what is this
Buck: hello my fellows queers, i want to plan a trip to a gay bar!!
eds never been
Josh: Oh hey guys!
Wow Eddie you finally came out?
Ravi: HAHA
Eddie: 🙄
May: Yes! I’d love to!
Karen: Hen and I would love to go as well!
Ravi: im in as long as no one leaves me with these two
Josh: LMAO
Eddie: No one asked you, Josh.
Josh: I’m pretty sure I’m in this chat as well.
Eddie: Not by choice.
Buck: the hell eds
GC: idiot4idiot (Ravi, Hen, Chim, Maddie, Bobby, Athena, May, Karen)
Hen: Poor Buck has no idea what he just started.
Ravi: why is eddie so mean to josh
Maddie: Oh Eddie can’t stand him
May: Do we know why?
Ravi: two divas in close proximity obv
Maddie: No, Eddie freaked out when Buck came out and Josh seemed interested.
Hen: Genuinely not sure how he made it this far without figuring out he wants to boink Buck
Chim: Please never use alliteration as a weapon again
Ravi: wait i have an idea
Ravi added Josh to the chat
Josh: what is this?
Maddie: Hi Josh!
We use this to complain about my brother and his idiot boyfriend
Josh: OMG they’re finally dating?
Fruit Basket (Buck, Eddie, Ravi, Karen, Hen, May, Josh)
Josh: Congrats to you both for getting your heads out of your asses! 🎉
Eddie disliked: Congrats to you both for getting your heads out of your asses! 🎉
Buck: uh, ok?
thx josh ♥️
ANYWAYS
how does next weekend sound
Private messaging between Buck and Tommy
Tommy: Hi Evan, I wanted to apologize for how things have been lately. I wasn’t myself and my behavior hasn’t been great. Could we grab a drink soon?
GC: Boat, no captain (Chim, Ravi, Eddie, Hen, Buck)
Chim: Buck, why are you screaming