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Bachira adds 25+ people
Bachira : Hi!!!
Isagi : Hi Bachira! 😁
Kaiser : wtf
Isagi : Stfu
Kaiser : holy switch up
Isagi : go cry about it clown
Nagi : :x
Rin : wtf
Sae : ?
Chigiri : Bachira?
Bachira : yesss?
Chigiri : Why’d you make another group chat?
Reo : Was just about to ask the same thing
Chigiri : Great minds think alike ig?
Bachira : well I made a new one because SOMEONE got the the last one banned
Bachira : and because i couldn’t add any new people :(
Shidou : Lowk not my fault
Rin : yes it was?
Shidou : No it wasn’t
Otoya : not the gaslighting 😭
Shidou : gotta be nonchalant in front of fine shyt
Rin : you better not be talking about my brother cockroach
Shidou : Idk daddy long lashes, maybe I’m talking about you 😉
Rin : go fuck yourself
Shidou : yeah yeah whatever, I don’t like you either I was joking
Kaiser : @Isagi Yoichi~
Isagi : what.
Kaiser : I saw you, you’re not very slick
Isagi : …
Chigiri : ?
Ness : Kaiser and I saw Isagi and bee face together making out or some shit
Sae : wow
Aiku : so shocking it got THE sae Itoshi to answer
Chigiri : honestly it’s not that shocking, you should’ve seen them during the first selection
Nagi : and when rin took bachira from our team in the second selection
Rin : I didnt know a lazy bitch like you could form full sentences
Nagi : :x
2:19pm
Barou : WHO TF LEFT THEIR SHITTY ASS SOCKS IN THE HALLWAYS
Barou : ILL FUCKING KILL WHOEVER DID THIS
Aiku : wasn’t me love
Aryu : Whoever left their socks in the hallways are so not glam ✨
Barou : @NIKO? @SENDOU?
Niko : I didnt
Sendou : nope
Nagi : :x
(Replied to Aiku) Niko : Why did we let a 30 yr old man into this group chat?
Aiku : Bruv I am not that old, I’m only 19 😭
Niko : that’s something an old person would say
Kaiser : Akskkekemdekswsmwmsmwmdenfjwskalzk
Ness: Kaiser? What’s wrong??
Kaiser : Yoichi chasing me pls help
Ness : …
Reo : Ness, don’t
Ness : .. sorry Kaiser you’re on your own
Kaiser : WTF? YOURE MY DOG ALEXIS
Rin : Lukewarm bastard calling Ness your dog
Kaiser : ???
Kaiser : @Sae
Sae : ?
Kaiser : Can you get your bitchass brother away from Ness
Sae : Why?
Kaiser : he’s infecting Ness’s mind
Bunny : lowk sounds like a you problem, emperor
Lorenzo : pfft
Kaiser : stfu bunny
Kaiser : @Sae @Sae hello???
Kaiser : FUCK
Kaiser : Hi guys I am ok, very happy, Wow guys I love you all so so so much kiss kiss fall in love!
Lorenzo : I’m frying
Bunny : @Sae your best friend is dying~
Kaiser : Wow guys Isagi is just so cool and wow so much better than me I’m such a fucking clown!!!
Kurona : clown, clown!
Aiku : tf
Niko : shuddup old ass man
Aiku : fuck you
Niko : IM A MINOR!
Aiku : BRUV I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT STOP
Karasu : Aiku the pedo caught in 4K
Karasu : @hiori @yukimiya
Hiori : ??
Hiori : lmfao
Yukimiya : lol.
Rin : hi Hiori
Hiori : Hi Rin :D
Shidou : little lashes is whipped 😭😭😭
Rin : Stfu cockroach
Shidou : ahh I’m so scared!
Rin : fuck you
Shidou : 😜
Bachira : so gay..
Ness : you cannot be talking 😭
Isagi : Neither can you
Charles : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Isagi : wtf
Shidou : AYYY CHARLES MY MANNNN
Charles : SHIDOUUUU!!!
Rin : dumb and dumber
Charles : HIII RINNNNN!!!
Charles : Rin?
Hiori : he just left to go to the gym
Shidou : how do YOU know that 😏
Hiori : We were playing a horror game :3
Shidou : boringgg
5:32pm
Shidou : ok rude I see you guys ignoring me
Ness : has anyone seen Kaiser???
Ness : @isagi 🤮 Yoichi where’s Kaiser?
Isagi : idk
Ness : FYM IDK?
Isagi : geez, he’s prolly in my room
Ness : your room? Why?
Isagi : Idk he’s weird like that ig
Isagi : I’m with Bachira anyways, so be a good dog and go get him or whatever
Bachira : Isagi I don’t think dogs do that
Isagi : oh my bad
Ness : …
Isagi : you gonna go get him or what?
Ness : yeah yeah
Kurona : isagi where are you, you?
Isagi : At the canteen with Bachira, you wanna join us?
Kurona : yes yes
Isagi : k
Sae : Allsagi canon?
Rin : wtf
Shidou : SAE?? 😭😭😭
Sae : 🩷✨💞🌸🎀
Rin : this cannot be my brother…
Sae : Wdym?
Rin : …
Kaiser : lol, Sae you’re so silly ha ha ha
Sae : lukewarm, leave me alone
Kaiser : 😔 that’s the Sae I know
Shidou : Was that genuinely sae 😭
Sae : yes 🦢🌺🍒
Isagi : No it was me /j
Rin : what… Isagi get the tf away from my brother
Isagi : I WAS JOKING???
Isagi : you’re just jealous your brother likes ME more than a bitch like you (Rin reacted🖕)
Isagi : and I’m literally with Kurona, Bachira and Hiori 😭😭😭
Hiori : mhm
Isagi : SEE?
Rin : Hiori…?
Hiori : Yeah???
Rin : nvm.
Bachira : RINNNN DO YOU WANNA JOIN US?
Bachira : RIN?? @Rin ???
Bachira : ok fuck you too…
Karasu : Bachira swears???
Otoya : wait what
Yukimiya : ???
Sae : aw how cute the poly came
Aiku : wtf-
Nagi : i thnk it was arnd the second selection
Barou : talk in full sentences dumbass??? No one can understand you
Reo : I can :P
(Replied to Nagi) Reo : Really? He swore at me during the first selection when I insulted Isagi… (i insulted him in my head too??)
Bachira : haha! I remember that, gosh you got on my nerves!
Reo : yeah..
(Replied to Reo) Barou : of course you can 🙄
Isagi : is this sass from the donkey???
Barou : STFU ISAGI
Isagi : OH YOU WANNA GO??
Aiku : now now let’s not fight
Niko : not the pedo
Aiku : I’m not a blumming pedo
Niko : sure sure
Charles : HAHAHAH >_<
Charles : OW!!
Isagi : how do you hurt yourself on messages???
Charles : I SLIPPED ON PEE 😫
Shidou : what…?
Sae : pee?? As in piss and not peas…..?
Charles : YES 😫
Niko : are you ok???
Charles : I’d be better if you were here 😉
Niko : what the
Shidou : OOHHHH SMOOTHHHHH
Charles : LEARNT FROM THE BEST AM I RIGHT? 💯💯💯💯💯✨✨
Shidou : YESSIRRRRRR
Loki : Charles.
Charles : Yk shidou I think I gotta like go and touch some grass…
Shidou : oh… yeah… have fun
12:42am
Niko : Yk, @Aiku is so fucking ugly.
Aiku : Bruh what??? It’s 12am 😭 are you that obsessed with me????
Niko : absolutely NOT
Otoya : nah bro Aiku can highkey be really fine 😫
Aiku : CHEERS MATE 💯💯🔥🔥🔥
Karasu : wtf are you on Otoya 😭
Lorenzo : freezing cold take, and that’s coming from me ✌️
Kaiser : bros self aware ??? 😱😱
Lorenzo : f u
Kaiser : hell no get tf away from me
Bunny : @Sae look at this shit lol
Sae : don’t talk to me.
Bunny : blah blah blah
Shidou : nonchalant king 🔥🔥🔥
Bunny : AYYYYY
Aiku : gang I am not ugly 😭 I pull more bitches than you guys ever will
Aiku : don’t forget I had a girlfriend ✌️
Isagi : key word HAD
Rin : stfu please, it’s 12 IN THE MORNING GO TO BED
Bachira : hahaha ojou sama it’s time to go to bed!
Charles : PEAK REFERENCE 💯💯
Bachira : YESSSSS
Kurona : sleep, sleep!
Hiori : not the ojou sama 😭
Rin : ojou sama???
Hiori : search it up on TikTok it’s funny :3
Rin : … so funny
Isagi : lol
Nagi : GUYS PLEASE GO TO BED - Reo