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The room felt smaller than what he remembered. Shane had visited this college a million times. Though this time, it felt surreal ."Welp" Shane thought, “This is my dorm now”. Shane was a 6 ft, pale junior hockey player getting a full ride into this college. He should be happy, right? "ugh this room is so dirty". Despite the room being spotless clean, Shane still had his doubts. He couldn't even let his doubts cloud in when he assumed what was his roomate was walked in. His roommate was tall - 1 inch taller than him and had captivating dark curly hair. Shane caught he was staring and quickly looked away as his face was turning red. His roommate finally spoke. "This is room 114, yes?" His voice was deep and he had a strong thick Russian accent.
"uh-um yes. “
Shane felt like a complete idiot.
"um my name's Shane".
“Yes I am aware.”
“Right. “
Shane had forgot they'd both be playing on the same college team. He was starting to feel the empty silence fill the room "we. - I um-am going look around. You’re welcome to come".
" mmm, no ".
It had gotten later in the evening and Shane had finally returned. In actually, he stopped the tour mid guide due to nervousness and sat in the library reading hockey books. Upon his return, he found a freshly washed Ilya coming out the bathroom. Damn did he have a great body- he had a prominent snail trail which lead down to his oh so defined V line. Before it was too late Shane had to look away- never the less, his plan had failed. "like what you see?" Shane was flustered. " oh-um, no. I was just surprised to see you here,” Shane said looking away acting like he was searching for something important. “I-uh didn’t get your name”
"Rozonav. Hollander you already know my name. What are you, slow? " How dare he.
"What! No. I just forgot." It was getting late and Rozonav was peeling his covers off his bed. Shane was surprised as he was told Rozonav was quite the party animal.
Rozonav had a disgustingly hot " annoyed face " look on him.
Shane was scared to speak but he did. "What, what's wrong?" He could see Rozonav was getting angry. "This stupid bed has bed bugs!!” No. This can't be happening. This room was so dirty and Shane could feel his throat start to close. Illya muttered some Russian curseword from what Shane could make out. "I know this may seem awkward and"- before Shane could stop himself, he blurted out a bunch of words and ended up with... " you can share my bed.”
Shanes face went red as he just realized what he just said. Rozonav had a death smirk on his face as he accepted the offer. "We never speak of this. Ever!" Shane nodded and turnt his head as Illya striped off his shorts, exposing him to just his under wear. Rozonav climbed in the bed while Shane turnt his back on him. Soon, they'll be asleep and this humiliation ritual would never be thought of again.
The morning
Shane watched as the sun rose in his room. It was quite peculiar why he was hot as he rembred the room being cold. Was something pressed against him? Did he leave the remote in the bed? And what on earth was breathing on his neck. Wait. Rozonav awoke and shot up looking flustered while sloppily covering his hardness through his boxers. Shane started laughing uncontrollably which made Illya even more embarrassed.
“Is not funny Hollander! Is the morning time. That is all!” Shane stomach stared to hurt from all the intense laughter he was experiencing.
“It’s the morning time and I’m not hard.”
“Your dick must be weak then.” Rozonav said.
Shane controlled his laughter to a hault and started to grin. He quickly looked away obviously blushing as he realized what he was thinking about. Shane hadn’t noticed but Illya gave him a confused sexy look.
“I-uh gotta go to class”
“Shane”. Nobody had ever made Shane’s voice sound that sexy.
“Y-yes?” Shane had alr got up and crossed the room and reached for the door when Rozonav had called his name.
“ Your still in you boxers. And your hard Mister-I-don’t-get-hard.” Illya said raising one eyebrow while looking down.
Shane looked down and quickly covered his erection very embarrassingly and was very red now.
“I never said I didn’t get- that doesn’t matter!” Shane was soooo clearly embarrassed.
He walked to the bathroom to get dressed and geared out the door