Archive of Our Own

Explicit and Not-Rated only. || The key byproducts of the page, these misfits are especially f***in' brutal as shell, and their own standard tragic backstories more than explain why...

The Twins (not the game): One is a daycare worker, the other a barista, and both usually rob banks together like good sisters do.
The Mobsters: Hopelessly romantic saps forced to adhere to an unfortunately relatable stereotype due to their masculinities.
The Geek: Both comforted and discomforted by gender norms at default and notably sought after by older men more than once.
The Mother: Seemingly prone to backhanding all she holds dear for the sake of still holding them dear at the risk of losing her morality.
The Other Relatives: The last lumps of fresh uncontaminated sugar, most of whom initially written off remarkably early.
The Author: Just me, traumatizing my somehow kindhearted self whilst brainstorming 95% of this ultraviolent tomfoolery.

Might include "The Spooky House on Shady Lane", "Sister Sleep", and/or "Friction". Not entirely sure yet