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The Failed Assassination of a Satyr by AverageMenace
Fandoms: Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
06 Oct 2022
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A drow assassin fails to kill his mark, a satyr tavern singer. A brief chase leads them to a tavern, where they find themselves at a standoff; the satyr can't leave or else they'll be killed, and the drow can't leave with the job unfinished. So they share an ale and talk.
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The entire high school ships the eccentric physics teacher with the grumpy history teacher, even as they bicker, banter, prank, and exasperate one another.
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Djinn brings Cloud back to her homestead. They were both Dovahkiin, and they'd both nearly been executed at Helgen, but their lifestyles in Skyrim couldn't be more different.
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- Part 2 of Double Dovahkiin
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Djinn's life was hard enough before Cloud showed up. He'd messed around with an Elder Scroll and gotten himself sent to another dimension - HER dimension - and less than a week later she was plummeting down the tallest waterfall in the province.
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- Part 1 of Double Dovahkiin
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- English
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“We’re in hell,” Kue hissed.
“Yeah! We deserve to be here,” Xena pointed out.
“And we're playing catch!” Dyna cheered.
“Hit him with a curveball!” Nowhere cried.A party of unqualified pirates were sent to Hell to complete a grand wizard's quest. Their ship is on the River Styx, and the shore is made up of glass shards. There's an altar on the shore which they need to fill with blood, and a dozen dead imps on the ship's deck from a previous battle... Naturally, the situation devolves into the party pelting Kue, who is famously incapable of catching or throwing reliably, with dead imps.
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