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A complete and utter farce tagged onto the end of "The Matchmaker" episode. Good luck getting all of the references.
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Bobby disengages brain before opening his mouth.
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An attempt to wrap up the Twin Peaks story in the form of a prose poem.
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Lana needs to know if Kalinda is as serious about their relationship as she is, so she delivers an ultimatum - "If this is just nothing to you, then don't come by here tonight, okay?" An ending to the abridged scene in 6x09.
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This brief excerpt (written several years ago) was intended to be the first chapter in a twenty-five years later story - however the over-arching plot never really came together to my satisfaction, and so I never continued with it. The main protagonists are two young women - Maddy and Laura. What is their relationship and who are their parents? Only one question gets answered.
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Cooper isn't the only new guy in town but, unlike the quirky F.B.I. Agent, this one is decidedly hostile.
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Pete discovers another body lying on the shore of Black Lake. Who is it this time? The story title gives that question away!
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Is it possible for an inanimate object - say, a school desk - to absorb some small essence of a pupil who sat there for many long hours? Cooper believes it, he's tried it before.
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A four part story in which Ben discovers Coop at One-Eyed Jack's - and concocts a nasty little scenario.
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Coop and Audrey are the hosts for the very first Twin Peaks coffee competition - and most probably the last.
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Major Briggs admonishes his wife for using profanities at the dinner table - at least I think he does!
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Coop is easily inspired - even when it's hard...
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- Part 2 of The Room 315 Tapes
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Why did Leo kill Bernard Renault?
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A continuation of their hotel room scene from episode 17 - Cooper doesn't want to leave with Audrey thinking he's perfect, but their subsequent conversation reveals truths he's been unwilling to analyse.
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Imagine if David Lynch had been told by the ABC executives to wrap up the Laura Palmer storyline, and he responded, in a fit of pique, by doing it in 60 seconds flat. Not only that but he also wraps up the Audrey/Cooper storyline at the same time - therefore "Twin Piques."
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In this Alternate Universe drabble they may be monks - but have the Horne Brothers really changed their habits?
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Surely Coop can't have Maple Syrup every morning?
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- Part 5 of The Audrey Horne Drabbles
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James and Donna reveal secrets about their respective mothers.
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The Cranes Are Not What They Seem by Colonel_Cooper
Fandoms: Twin Peaks, Frasier - Fandom
26 Feb 2012
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The Crane boys in Twin Peaks - however the RR Diner is not the Cafe Nervosa.
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Audrey in the Hospital II - The Unnecessary Sequel by Colonel_Cooper
Fandoms: Twin Peaks
18 Feb 2012
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Sequel to "Audrey in the Hospital" - day 2 of her recovery from the season 2 finale bank explosion.
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- Part 4 of The Audrey Horne Drabbles
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