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    After attacking Ned Stark, Jaime is apprehended by the Gold Cloaks. To punish the Kingslayer, Robert decides to remove him from the Kingsguard and marry him to the "ugliest maid in Westeros".

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    Gale fantasizes about Tav after their magic lesson.

    An embarrassed Tav lets Astarion sink more than his teeth into her.

    Astarion tries to navigate an unfamiliar feeling.

     
    [At the request of some very thoughtful and concerned readers, I have decided to change the warnings on this fic.]

    beta-read by Ao3 user Snailpals

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    Els can't fight Mystra directly, but when she finds one of Mystra's long-ruined temples, it's a chance she can't pass up. Gale, for his part, has a very nice time indeed.

     

    Set between Act 2 and 3 of BG3, so minor spoilers.

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    Our favourite soft cowboy is transported a hundred and twenty years into the future, where he crashes into the life of a gamer who never expected her favourite fictional character to materialize before her.

    Will Arthur find a shot at true happiness in the real modern world, or will the struggle to adjust to reality and the twenty-first century prove to be one fight too many?

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    In the summer before your sophomore year of college, you meet a handsome stranger on a dating site. He offers to be your sugar daddy, and you accept, despite the insanity of it all. It shouldn't be complicated, and it isn't. Until your first day of class.

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    “So, you want to be my sugar daddy?”

    Gale grimaces and shrugs. “There’s really not a better term for it, is there?”

    “Glucose guardian?” That makes him laugh again. That hearty laugh that comes from his belly. You adore it, the way his eyes crinkle at the corners and he has to calm himself down enough to breathe.

    “I- I think that’s worse.”

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