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Nandor and Guillermo finally figure out their shit
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- Part 7 of Co-equal Partnership
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In the aftermath of Nandor's impulsive and aggressive assault, Guillermo is trying to heal, but some things have changed for him, and for his relationship with Nandor. While this is going on, current events intrude on a peaceful immigrant neighborhood, and Guillermo and the vampires attempt to do something about it.
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- Part 6 of Co-equal Partnership
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Guillermo has a long couple of nights, but he is a very good familiar.
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Guillermo and Nandor entertain some visitors.
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- Part 5 of Co-equal Partnership
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Guillermo is hit with a lawsuit, and Nandor helps him get out of it.
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'...Now, Guillermo has his human so well trained that his praise is reward enough. Nandor craves it like a drug. He begs for it, degrades himself for it. And Guillermo, heartless as ever, takes pleasure in watching the pathetic human mewl for his attention. For his love.
Love. He’s fully aware of Nandor’s little human feelings for him. He’s heard him crying out through the ether in his sleep. Master, master! I love you I love you I love you. How stupid to fall in love with someone like Guillermo. How inevitable.'
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Guillermo is a vampire and Nandor is his human familiar.
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- Part 3 of Guillermo the Heartless
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10 Jun 2026
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In the aftermath of an attempt on Nandor's life, Guillermo accidentally learns about a rarely discussed part of vampire biology. Forced to convalesce in unlikely circumstances, he's just got to recover without activating any of Nandor's... other biological instincts.
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10 Jun 2026
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the age of iron, steam, and speed by ghostoftonantzin for Interrobam
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
27 Aug 2021
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Guillermo did not mean to burn the moment War Machine walked into the New York Department of Powered Beings offices into his mind, but it was kind of hard not to. War Machine wasn’t officially known as War Machine, the nickname was considered kind of rude, but “The Swordsman” didn’t quite capture the raw terror he inspired in the general population.
Nandor is a superhero of questionable morals, age, and ability to limit collateral damage, and Guillermo is a bureaucrat who really likes his job.
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- Part 1 of Superhero AU
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10 Jun 2026
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" Guillermo met his eyes across the courtyard, and for a moment the human was grave and resolute as a warrior in battle, resigned to his fate yet defiant to its circumstances. For a moment Nandor imagined this meeting as the start of a war rather than a courtship, and for that moment he felt as if he'd found his footing again.
But then the human had done something outrageous.
Then the human had smiled. "
In the end, when all was said and done, the marriage of Nandor the Relentless and Guillermo de la Cruz would be remembered as a pivotal and defining moment in the history of human and vampiric society alike.
In the beginning, however, it was mostly just a mess.
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04 Dec 2025
