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  1. Public Bookmark 24

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    Does Superman have a social security number?

    In which Lex goes a little too far in his quest to defeat Superman and gets exactly what he signed up for.

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    31 May 2026

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  2. Public Bookmark 8

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    “When I said I intended to keep you, I meant that quite literally.” He stopped again. Closer this time. Then lowered himself—smooth, controlled—until he was crouched in front of them.
    In Lex’s space.
    Too close.
    Lex leaned back without thinking.
    Kal shifted in his arms, tension spiking again, but he didn’t pull away from Lex.
    Couldn’t.
    “I have observed many iterations,” Lord Superman continued, his gaze dropping briefly to Kal before returning to Lex. “Many outcomes.” His eyes sharpened. “But this-” he paused deliberately. “This relationship.”
    Lex’s lip curled. “Stop dancing around it and say what you mean.”
    Lord Superman’s hand moved.
    Fast.
    Lex’s jaw snapped sideways as his fingers caught it, grip firm enough to hurt, to anchor, to stop Lex from pulling bck as he forced his face toward his.
    Kal shifted sharply, a strained sound catching in his throat. “Don’t-” he started.
    Ignored.
    “I intend,” Lord Superman said quietly, inches from Lex’s face. “To understand it.”

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    31 May 2026

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    The host needed to be someone he could trust implicitly, whose loyalty was beyond question, whose every breath he could monitor and control. The genetic material spliced with Kryptonian code couldn't be flawed, mediocre human stock. It had to be exceptional. Perfect.

    It had to be his own.

    A slow smile, terrible and beautiful in its dawning, spread across Lex Luthor's face. "You are correct, Doctor. A surrogate is necessary." His hand moved to rest flat against his own stomach. "And I have found the perfect candidate."

    Donovan stared, struggling to comprehend. "You?"

    "Who else?"
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    Lex Luthor's fervour for the Man of Steel grows past all reasonable thought and action. A baby is involved.

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    18 May 2026

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  4. Public Bookmark 18

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    “If you wanted a baby, you could’ve just asked me instead of stealing my DNA from God knows where.”

    Lex must be hearing things.

    Superman could not be that stupid.

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    A collection of additional content for “chokehold.”

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    06 May 2026

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  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    “Do you want to be my date?” Lex purred around a sip of champagne.
    Clark choked, water droplets spilling down his chin.
    “Is that a yes or a no?”

    Two and a half years into Superman’s rise, Lex Luthor asks Clark Kent to S.O.L.──Europe’s largest sustainable tech conference──as his date.

    Clark says yes. As friends.

    It's only two weeks. He can keep things professional.

    If only it were that easy.

    Most people think Lex’s feud with Superman begins and ends online. They’re wrong.

    Meanwhile, Lois is chasing Intergang, the conference feels off, and Lex is charming in ways that feel a little too deliberate.

    Oh──and Superman is on the guest list.

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    03 May 2026

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    Clark Kent wasn’t special. There was nothing extraordinary about him at all. He was a simple farmboy from a small town. Lex had ensured that, ruling out every single other possibility before coming to the only reasonable conclusion: Clark Kent and Superman were sleeping together.

    They must be. Kent is the only journalist Superman will do interviews with, and one doesn’t get that kind of exclusivity unless something else is on the bargaining table. Well. Lex can bargain too.

    aka: Lex Luthor attempts to destroy Superman's connection to the press by seducing his boyfriend, the one and only Clark Kent.

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    26 Apr 2026

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  7. Public Bookmark 8

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    “Who Ultraman really is doesn’t matter,” Lex intercepts, watching as all eyes fall to him and then Ultraman and then back all at once. “You were all invited here for one reason and that’s to rid Earth of its alien invaders—“ Eyeing the gap between them, the meagre distance. “Cape or no cape, that too is Ultraman’s soul objective. Anything else remains utterly irrelevant.”

    And maybe those words would’ve meant more if Lex wasn’t currently squeezing the life from his swollen sex.

    AKA A clone is still a clone, no matter how you dress it. Lex wrestles with that fact.

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    18 Apr 2026

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  8. Public Bookmark 18

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    Clark stares at the screen, refusing to think about how many times it must have been searched to appear there. Why, his inner self screams, does everyone want to know whether Superman sleeps with alphas?

    But now that he notices the word "only" lodged between his name and "sleep," a detail he somehow missed at first, the suggestion suddenly feels wrong. If someone who does not know Superman is attracted to the same secondary gender wants to dig deeper, they are far more likely to begin with "Does Superman also sleep with alpha?" rather than "Does Superman only fuck alphas."

    Unless—

    Unless that person already knows.

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    OR, Alpha!Clark and Alpha!Lex have some very good nights.

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    14 Feb 2026

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  9. Public Bookmark 19

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    With a silent click, the door opens. Lex snaps the box shut and gets ready to bestow the biggest surprise of this presumed Kryptonian’s life. He runs through the plan one last time in his head: greet Clark casually; loosen him up with a hug—a final hug for a man on death row; then, guide him towards the two-seater sofa and—

    “What,” Lex blurts, his voice cracking, “the fuck are you wearing?”

    After a genuine, surprised “Oh” at hearing the unexpected growl instead of a warm greeting, Clark gives him a sheepish grin. “The Superman costume, I think?”

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    14 Feb 2026

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  10. Public Bookmark 4

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    Prequel to ODE TO A FARMBOY

    Alexander "Lex" Luthor grew up behind bars of a gilded cage, and never really left its confines. After the death of his father, Lex inherits the majority of the Luthor Estate, and begins many different business ventures, one of which happens to be Luthor Corp Media. While running LCM with an iron fist, Lex finds himself challenged by a broad-chested, young man from Kansas who doesn't seem intimidated by his wealth or power. From that moment on, Lex finds himself obsessed with this goodie-two-shoes from the sticks, and decides that he must have him.

    And if he can't have Clark Kent, then no one will.

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    10 Feb 2026

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  11. Public Bookmark 45

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    Lex has been wearing his ties too tight.

     

    Or: Lex brats. Superman has a workaround for that.

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    09 Feb 2026

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  12. Public Bookmark 68

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    Lex has run his mouth about Superman's hidden evil motives one too many times, and he's now been put on a probation period with the following terms: improve his public image—which is now starting to tank LuthorCorp's as well—in the next 12 months, or he'll be removed from his position as LuthorCorp's CEO. After much rage and a couple tantrums, he eventually devises a plan. He will recruit his executive assistant, Clark Kent, as his fake partner in a PR relationship, to distract the media from his Superman-related ramblings. It's completely foolproof, and he's certain it will be a success (as his plans usually are).

    One lie (his secret superhero alter ego, Superman) is fine for Clark to keep up with. Two lies (being Lex Luthor's fake partner) gets tricky. Three lies (hiding the fact that he is Superman from Lex, his fake partner)? Clark is completely over his head.

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    07 Feb 2026

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  13. Public Bookmark 21

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    It's an actual omega. Kal-El has never seen one before. The redhead kneels in front of his dead alpha—radiating despair and agony. The smell clings to the inside of Kal’s nose, and he needs to make it stop. Because if he can't… Kal will bite him then and there, without hesitation.

    Or:

    Absolute Clex AU!

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    03 Feb 2026

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  14. Public Bookmark 2

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    self explanatory title or "pieces of work that would get me sent to a pocket universe" essentially.

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    30 Jan 2026

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  15. Public Bookmark 25

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    “If you don’t recall,” Lex drawls, eyes peering down at his manicured fingers and fixing a glare onto a stray Mees’ line on his thumb—the faint, white streak marring his otherwise flawless nail, “I don’t tolerate late dates.”

    He glances out the tinted window, spotting a dot of red and blue in the sky. It hovers around an enormous creature that had managed to stumble its way through an interdimensional portal, and is now unintentionally wreaking havoc on Metropolis’ finest skyscrapers.

    “And considering you have one in approximately,” he pauses to take a look at his custom, million-dollar watch, “two minutes and thirty-nine seconds, I sincerely suggest you take care of that useless hunk of a beast as soon as possible unless you want to be locked out of all Luthorian premises for a week.”

    Or: 3 times Clark won against Lex, and one time Lex did.

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    29 Jan 2026

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  16. Public Bookmark 28

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    Despite being described as one of the world’s most secure prison facilities, Lex Luthor keeps finding ways to break out of Belle Reve. Each time he successfully executes a prison break, the first thing that he does is to try to kill Superman; subsequently causing extreme damage to the city of Metropolis and harm to its beloved citizens.

    Obviously sending him to Belle Reve isn’t working, so he’s sentenced to house arrest and has been ascribed exposure therapy... to Superman. Much to both of their dismay.

    Naturally, chaos, arguments, and petty disagreements ensue

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    29 Jan 2026

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  17. Public Bookmark *

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    Lex is finally released from Belle Reve, but everyone seems to have turned their back on him. Faced with a life-or-death situation, he begrudgingly decides to accept Superman’s help.

    He’s not happy about it. Clark isn’t either, but he just wants to do the right thing.

    Maybe they’ll get used to one another… eventually.

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    27 Jan 2026

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  18. Public Bookmark 8

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    About six months after the Brainiac Incident, Lex Luthor and Kal-El try to actually make a relationship work...
    Until Lionel Luthor enters Lex's life again after watching the public Brainiac Trials intent on ruining Lex's life and taking his company back.
    All the while, Superman has to deal with a new Kryptonian showing up to Earth while trying to get his powers, hormones, and identity under control in this strange, sudden wave of heightened existence.

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    90/?
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    27 Jan 2026

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    Lex Luthor has spent years plotting Superman’s downfall. But his body begins to betray when he sees a certain kryptonian alpha. Lex doesn’t believe in fate. But he does believe in control. If he’s going to fall prey to biology, he’ll twist it into a weapon. What he doesn’t know? Superman is already watching, closer than Lex could ever guess.

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    29 Dec 2025

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  20. Public Bookmark 15

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    Genius billionaire Lex Luthor’s latest business venture is his very own record label. Clark Kent’s two man band is signed to Luthor Records, not in an attempt at stardom, but as a cover up for undercover journalism, which Lex is very much aware of. He has no issue trying to win over Superman’s personal reporter as he works on his latest scheme to destroy him.

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    49,010
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    67
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    183
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    15
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    3,565

    25 Dec 2025

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