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"Oh my god, I've been sleeping with a princess." Shikamaru said, horrified.
"Yeah? And?" Temari asked.
"The fact that you don't see a problem here is troubling."
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27 Jun 2026
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Shikamaru is just a fiend for eating pussy. That’s really all it is.
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10 Apr 2026
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It starts with a wedding, a few drunk cigarettes, and waking up in Nara’s bed the next morning.
And then it happens again.
Temari and Shikamaru agree on three ground rules: don’t be annoying in public, don’t expect anything serious, and call it off if it stops being fun.
Unfortunately, they’re both terrible at following rules.
As a strategist, Shikamaru really should have seen this coming.
(Or: how a situationship turns into a Shikadai.)
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- Part 1 of suna no shika | deer of the sand
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04 Apr 2026
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Temari could distinctly remember Rasa's words.
“Always remember the order, Temari. You’re a Sand kunoichi and your Kazekage’s tool first. My daughter second. Your brothers’ sister third and Temari last.”
It haunted her decades later.
Or,
Temari through the years.Bookmarked by HelpmeBaka
10 Jan 2026
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Shikamaru was a genius except when it came to Temari. Then he was a moron.
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08 Oct 2025