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"Oh my god, I've been sleeping with a princess." Shikamaru said, horrified.
"Yeah? And?" Temari asked.
"The fact that you don't see a problem here is troubling."
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27 Jun 2026
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Shikamaru is just a fiend for eating pussy. That’s really all it is.
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10 Apr 2026
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05 Apr 2026
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It starts with a wedding, a few drunk cigarettes, and waking up in Nara’s bed the next morning.
And then it happens again.
Temari and Shikamaru agree on three ground rules: don’t be annoying in public, don’t expect anything serious, and call it off if it stops being fun.
Unfortunately, they’re both terrible at following rules.
As a strategist, Shikamaru really should have seen this coming.
(Or: how a situationship turns into a Shikadai.)
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- Part 1 of suna no shika | deer of the sand
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04 Apr 2026
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Temari could distinctly remember Rasa's words.
“Always remember the order, Temari. You’re a Sand kunoichi and your Kazekage’s tool first. My daughter second. Your brothers’ sister third and Temari last.”
It haunted her decades later.
Or,
Temari through the years.Bookmarked by HelpmeBaka
10 Jan 2026
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Shikamaru was a genius except when it came to Temari. Then he was a moron.
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08 Oct 2025
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This is the story about a covert, vampire-infested version of the American Southwest, where military-trained agents go after the supernatural only to discover conspiracy after conspiracy.
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She found him already at the loading bay, leaning against the rear bumper of the assigned Jeep like he had nothing better to do.
“You’re late,” he said without looking up.
“I’m ten minutes early.”
“Yeah,” he drawled, “but I’ve been here fifteen.”
She dropped her gear beside his. “Must’ve been exhausting for you.”
“It was,” he deadpanned. “Nearly napped against the bumper.”
“Poor thing.”
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08 Oct 2025
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Shikamaru used to think that the most perfect things in the world were clouds. Then he met her.
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Shikamaru keeps a running list of everything in his life that makes it worth living. Since Temari makes up the majority of that list, he's always afraid to ask for more from her. That is of course, until she makes him.
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14 Aug 2025
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We Will Blame the Grand Imperial Amphibian for This by GlitterFix
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime), 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Manga), 薬屋のひとりごと - 日向夏 | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries - Hyuuga Natsu
13 Oct 2025
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After Maomao serves as a medical attendant at the birth of Basen and Lishu's baby, a shift begins to happen inside of her that changes how she feels about herself as a woman, and about Jinshi as a man. Meanwhile, the prince remains far away and blissfully unaware that his cat is in heat and the emperor, due to an error in understanding, believes that Maomao is already pregnant and decides the right thing for him to do is to reveal this information to the head of the La clan so they might quietly find a way to cover for an unplanned pregnancy that doesn't exist.
Chapter 12: Family Talk
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06 Aug 2025
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"So... Bad." Is what he goes with, seeing the state of her blood soaked clothes.
She nods.
"Worse than usual."
She nods once more.
He gathers enough courage to clarify, "Worse for you? Or for them?"
"Them," she's quick to answer, but then shifts on her feet and for the first time that night she shows some kind of emotion - which is pain. She cannot help the flinch, "But close."
"Bath?" Is his offer.
She looks up at him from under dirty bangs, blinking slowly, the sort of look she'd give him back when they were still dancing around each other, when he'd (repeatedly) made the mistake to show her he cared a little too much and it was definitely not just a sex thing for him. A look that's piercing, evaluating, almost searching.
And then she nods.
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22 Jul 2025
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[Post-War Scenario / ShikaTema] The Fourth Shinobi War has come to an end. The cost of securing peace weighs heavily on all shinobi in the weeks following their return to their villages. While most are striving to resume their daily lives, Temari receives a cry for help from an unexpected source. Shikamaru seems to be struggling with the aftermath of the war even more than others. Without hesitation, she sets out to help him, despite the mounting workload in Suna and her own unresolved feelings about the events. What measures will she take to bring Shikamaru back to life? And what might she discover about herself and their relationship in the process?
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10 Jul 2025
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When Temari comes to Konoha for ambassadorial duties, she ends up sharing drinks with the Konoha crowd. A tipsy conversation leads Shikamaru to finally ask about her Infinite Tsukuyomi dream. Her answer isn't what he expected—and definitely not what he hoped for.
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23 Mar 2025
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Now that Shikadai is almost three years old and set to start his training soon, Temari finds herself panicking at the thought of him growing up. Her only option is to turn to her husband, the Nara clan's leader, to ask him if he can bend the rules a little.
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14 Mar 2025
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Coming Home (But Not to You) by queercatfan
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
24 Dec 2024
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When Viktor makes the reluctant decision to move back to Piltover after six years to be a professor at The Academy, he's forced to share an office with none other than his former lab partner Jayce Talis, the very man who caused him to leave Piltover in the first place.
(modern professors AU)
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- Part 1 of Coming Home (But Not to You)
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- 14/14
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10 Jan 2025
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If Vi wasn’t going to study, Caitlyn would outpace her by sheer preparation. She’d take extra notes, attend every optional lecture, even dig into obscure research papers that their professor had only hinted at during office hours. Vi might breeze through on charm and natural talent, but Caitlyn had the power of discipline on her side.
The only problem? Discipline didn’t account for Vi.
They're the best students from their major, and Caitlyn is going insane because Vi never studies and still ends up getting better grades than her, who is running on coffee and sleepless nights 24/7. And they were roommates.
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25 Dec 2024
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Thank God You Introduced Me to Your Sister by AmberZ10
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
27 Dec 2021
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“I don’t think you’re gonna like Vi.”
“Your sister?”
“Yeah, my big sister.”
Cait chuckled at that. “Why wouldn’t I like your sister? I like you just fine, don’t I?”
“Well, she’s not cute like me,” Powder attempted to explain, narrowly avoiding tripping over a root. “And she’s only nice to me.”
Or, an AU where Powder is sponsored by the Kirammans and everyone is invited to Snowdown dinner at the estate.
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22 Dec 2024
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Keep me between you and your bicep by threefifty
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
28 Feb 2025
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Caitlyn's increasing responsibilities at her job has weakened her routines in regards to her fitness, so she looks for guidance and a bit of a mental arse kicking in a personal trainer.
Who's to say if this new trainer is a woman straight from her filthiest fantasies and someone who can keep up with her wild sex drive, which up until this point, she hadn't had much trouble suppressing.
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18 Dec 2024
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Vi let out a big breath after racking the bar, happy with herself and her set. And the fact that she had noticed Caitlyn checking her out multiple times.
“Are you done with your sets?” Caitlyn asked.
“Yeah, you need something?”
“Um, yes. I could use your uh… help with some stretches.”
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07 Dec 2024
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Some like it Rough by grownpredictable
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
21 Nov 2024
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Following the aftermath of s2ep6. Caitlyn helps an injured Vi in the Upper City. Vi quickly figures out about Caitlyn and Maddie's past and she might just have to fuck Caitlyn because of it.
"Vi felt as if eons passed before Caitlyn knelt down on the ground, positioning herself between her outstretched legs. Caitlyn started to bite Vi’s inner thigh. Moving in closer and closer."
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22 Nov 2024
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There were many things that had tried to kill Temari over the years.
So far, none had succeeded.
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21 Nov 2024