Josenka
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Or Lift Voyeur; In which Isaka is a voyeur of Takano/Onodera, Asahina is a sadist all day at the office, the elevator is where the kiss-kiss action is, and there are references to Yuri On Ice.
Really, were Marukawa Shoten employees that oblivious to the existence of security cameras in elevators? Apparently so...And, well, if they thought about it, just who did these amorous drones think was reviewing elevator footage? It was not some lonesome, loathsome otaku with a distorted sense of fan service. No, it was the company president himself, Isaka Ryuuichirou, steadfast in keeping machine eyes on whether said office romance would disrupt profit because money first.
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The Grandmother's Lantern by Josenka
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
25 Dec 2018
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The Crone is Wise but the Grandmother is even wiser. And has better shade and one-liners, too, as her lantern shines in the darkness.
...“Help me grow strong against the storm of strife and turmoil on the long road ahead.” And their journey would be ending less than two days hence in King’s Landing. “Bless me--”
“Margaery, I heard you confiding in Old Greenhand,” the Queen of Thorns interrupted. “You mustn't whisper to Garth's family if you want to keep your head around Tywin and his 'traditional values'.”
“I know, Grandmother,” Margaery turned her face away from the sharp, piercing gaze of her paternal grandmother, letting The Seven-Pointed Songs of Praise and Worship (by Holy Septa Magaelle the Serene) slip from her lap. “We’re not in the lands of Reachers and Stormers anymore.” She had received several lectures everyday since Littlefinger concluded negotiations: Cersei will like obedience in her son’s wife, not a Reacher nag questioning his every command.
“That'll go thrice for your hot-headed brother.”...
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Poor Goten, his bestie Trunks is being like literally a Super Saiyan ass, er, butthole most of the time. Is it because a girl dumped him? Or too much of Coach Vegeta's training advice? Or because Goten's still calling him bestie? Find out in this unexciting installment of fanfic!
Right now [Goten] sat next to Trunks, as he did every Saturday...His bestie had an arm on the back of his chair...He must be second base training. Ex-Taitan homerun boss Uncle Yamcha had taught them how to, y’know, score other homers, nudge nudge nudge.
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- Part 7 of Dragon Ball Dysfunctional Domesticity
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The annual list of The Best Dressed Martial Artists is coming out and Gohan just knows Saiyaman is going to be on it, right? Of course not! And when Saiyaman is dubbed a Saiyadon't, well, Gohan becomes a drama snowflake, among many bad, bad puns, because nothing makes him angry except having his superstyle superslammed.
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- Part 6 of Dragon Ball Dysfunctional Domesticity
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The sun was sunning and the birds were birding over and around that blackhole known as the playground where Trunks had been dragged on this day, his first day of fifth grade, where there is no fun to be found with video games banned. Maybe prospects will improve with the arrival of Goten and an old cyborg who seeks the Dragon Radar.
“You better go now.” It would be embarrassing if his classmates discovered his bestie dressed like an overgrown kindergartener. “I’ve got chem class.”
“Hey, will you be blowing stuff up?”
“Not on the first day of school.” Trunks leapt onto his feet. “I’m not supposed to learn anything today anyway.” His arms stretched. And his mind stretched, too, clutching onto a wicked cool wondrous idea. “Hey, let’s go find the Dragon Balls instead.”
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- Part 5 of Dragon Ball Dysfunctional Domesticity
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The world doesn't need saving everyday, right? So there's time for relationship stuff. Or not. But those Saiyans, they gotta train. Always. And eat. Beware of food porn! All these domestic fluffy things are interconnected but can be read separately.
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