LanternTrash
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- Merlin (TV) (1)
- Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) (1)
- Good Omens (TV) (1)
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It's been a year since Heaven and Hell had struck a new deal. Sir Pentious has returned and officially resides at the hotel as ambassador. Charlie and Emily are hard at work finding ways to redeem sinners successfully.
So what happens when Angel is announced as the next sinner to be redeemed. Will Angel be able to leave everyone he holds dear in order to set his soul free? Or will he choose to stay behind with the gruff bartender who owns his heart?
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- Part 1 of The Hardest Hue to Hold
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You haven’t seen Crowley have you?”
Their eyes lit up “Ohhh yes! He’s in Heaven!”
Aziraphale’s head which had been turned to examine the rare collections bookshelf, whipped around so fast that he was certain if he was human it would have dislocated a vertebrae.
“He’s what! Did he change his mind?”
Ohhh he knew Crowley wouldn’t leave him!
He turned towards the door ready to leave but stopped in his tracks as Muriel continued.“he didn’t look too pleased to be going.”
She was wringing her hands, face pouting, as if she was scared to disappoint him. Before Aziraphale can ask she continued rambling
“I’m not sure though! all I saw was Mr. Crowley being pushed into the elevators by two angels"Aziraphale pops down to Earth to set things straight with Crowley and realizes that Heaven never had any intention of leaving Crowley alone on Earth. Question is can he save him in time?
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Arthur decides to pile chores onto Merlin as punishment for disobeying an order. Fortunately, Merlin turns the tables and shows Arthur who is the real Dominant.
AKA: Arthur learns a lesson.
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Blackout, Beaming, Gold by Zaharya for Sunfall_of_Ennien, Merlioske, Lyskari, tsundanire
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
05 Nov 2021
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"Congratulations, Mr Pendragon; a fine purchase.”
And just like that all air was sucked from Merlin’s lungs. Purchase. He had been sold. Bought. And bought meant—
“If you would follow me, Mr Pendragon, there are some final procedures to complete in order to finalise your transaction; Mr Aredian will see to you momentarily. I hope you brought an iron seal of your family crest for the branding?”
—branded.——
In a city of copper and steam, the life of Arthur Pendragon takes a turn when he finds himself inexplicably mesmerised by a slave in iron shackles on the market stage. His name; Merlin.
Over the five years since his capture, Merlin has only been sure of one thing; that nobody can afford him. But then, nobody is as rich as a Pendragon.Series
- Part 12 of Z's Whumptober 2021
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21 May 2026
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Arthur caught sight of Merlin when there were maybe fifteen of them left. He faltered, jaw dropping open, and it was pure luck the man charging at him had terrible aim, or he would’ve failed out of the melee right then and there. Pulling himself together, he made quick work of his attacker, before putting some distance between himself and the others to collect himself. And, perhaps, to stare just a little.
Or: The one where Merlin brings a returned Arthur to a medieval faire and they fight in a tournament.
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11 May 2026
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A whore is not someone you attempt to woo or charm. A whore is not someone you should strive to impress. A whore is someone whose opinion matters very little. Someone you rent for a bit of fun and release. You just put money on the table and they get to say yes or no – and for the record, they seldom say no. So a whore is no one to pine for. Which is just as well, because Arthur isn’t pining for anyone.
And certainly not anyone who’ll disappear off with any random knight for the right amount.
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27 Apr 2026
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Arthur and Merlin find each other in different lives, under different names, but, at their core, they are always each other's love. They keep chasing each other across lives until they finally settle. Destiny allows them their happy ending at long last.
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- Part 6 of Merlin One-Shots
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24 Apr 2026
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When Uther finds out Arthur has been dating a dom for months without his approval, things come to a head—and fall into place, too.
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- Part 7 of Love Is Not Obedience (But It Can Be)
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Bookmarked by LanternTrash
06 Apr 2026