Leg_Kicks
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You are DAVE STRIDER and boy have you made a huge fucking mistake.
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basiicailly my friends were like omg u should write a story like drunk roxy and i was like k
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Dave Lalonde is an internationally renown movie director arguably more famous than God, and indisputably richer. He certainly isn't expecting the bizarrely dressed stranger he runs into in the bathroom of an Academy Awards afterparty to indelibly interpose himself into his life in the worst possible ways. However much he might want to, Dirk Strider inevitably proves to be a man that Dave will never be able to forget.
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27 Jul 2015
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Your name is Dirk Strider, and you made a promise when you were three years old to share everything with your brother Dave.
Your name is Dave Strider, and when you were five years old you swore to protect your brother Dirk from the rest of the world.
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08 Jul 2015
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in which there is nothing dirk can do but tough it out when there are not-good thoughts stirring in his mind, because he is not dirk to dave, he is bro, an amalgamation of father figure and brother all mixed into one - and there is no situation in which this is okay.
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29 Jun 2015
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TG: ((the place is lousy with robots))
TG: ((a lot of them are rusted and havent had maintenance in however many sweeps since the owner died or was conscripted whatever and the programming gets glitchy as fuck))
TG: ((could be doing anything i get attacked and strifed to within an inch of my life with very real blades that would kill me very real dead if i miss my swing and then suddenly the robot will whirr off and im left in a puddle of my sweat on the floor wondering what the fuck))
CG: SHIT, YEAH, THAT SOUNDS NERVE-WRACKING.
TG: ((and then the pizza drone will get a bad address and randomly drop me five of my favorite on the house))
CG: ... HUH.--
For this kink meme prompt:
So, seadweller!Bro sees lowblood!Dave and it's pity at first sight. Maybe he's using weird seadweller rituals or maybe he's just being his strange self to court Dave. Unfortunately, Dave has no idea why this finface is constantly in his business. Show me how they become moirails, please. ♦- Language:
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29 Jun 2015
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Your name is Dave Strider, and today is your 22nd birthday.
You should be out doing something, but instead you seem to find yourself in here every year on this day, on a bed that never belonged to you. But you always lay on your back, staring at the ceiling, thinking.
Pondering.
Remembering.
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29 Jun 2015